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NPC Nationals: Steve Kuclo
« on: November 22, 2009, 07:33:20 PM »
 Now...


Let us examine Steve Kuklo. Placed 13th in the Superheavies the other night. Prides himself on his squeaky clean solid citizen image. Can't be seen without mentioning he being a fireman or without his turncoat or boots on.   People who know him from his roots in Michigan tell me that he just very recently developed his hardcore deep south Texas draw accent. Kind of like Madonna, being a dago from NYC all of a sudden having a thick United Kingdom accent after living in London for a few weeks.

 He seems to be one of those guys who can't get dry and holds about 3 gallons of fluid in his cheeks making him look almost Oriental.
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Re: Steve Cocklo. Fat Faced Fraud?
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2009, 07:37:53 PM »
You know i have noticed alot of people even in my local area who follow bodybuilding have this strong dislike for Kuclo and i could never understand why. My friend made it look like he has had everything handed to him on a silver platter. He complained about how he could look like that too if he had the Feldman brothers take him in and have his mommy cover all his food bills. Then when he doesn't do so well in a contest people hate him even more. I sense an EXTREME amount of jealousy from many of these people. I congratulate the guy for being so young and competing on the national scene. I wish i was up there with him.

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Re: Steve Cocklo. Fat Faced Fraud?
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2009, 07:39:12 PM »
what do the feldman brother do with bodybuilders

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Re: Steve Cocklo. Fat Faced Fraud?
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2009, 07:40:53 PM »
what do the feldman brother do with bodybuilders

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The Feldman brothers were teen national winners and used to take in guys like Kuclo, Mo Elbowmacaroni, and Shane Geiser in and train them for the shows. They used to make all kinds of DVDs and sell them. Last i heard one of them went to med school and the other is still at Rutgers i think.

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Re: Steve Cocklo. Fat Faced Fraud?
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2009, 07:41:39 PM »

 Now...


 Let us examine Steve Cocklo. Placed 13th in the Superheavies the other night. Prides himself on his squeaky clean solid citizen image. Can't be seen without mentioning he being a fireman or without his turncoat or boots on.


 People who know him from his roots in Michigan tell me that he just very recently developed his hardcore deep south Texas draw accent. Kind of like Madonna, being a dago from NYC all of a sudden having a thick United Kingdom accent after living in London for a few weeks.

 He seems to be one of those guys who can't get dry and holds about 3 gallons of fluid in his cheeks making him look almost Oriental.

  My adivce to Cocklo? Quit it with the "Texas draw". You're from the midwest, Tool. We know you're a fireman. You look like a fruitloop guest-posing with your 'gear'. Get some liquid yohimbine hcl and combine it with DSMO and wash your face in it 3x's a day starting at 6 weeks out from your next show.

                                                                Discuss!



Lots of hate and bitter juice coming from you lately baldy... did you fail your ambulance driving test?...

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Re: Steve Cocklo. Fat Faced Fraud?
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2009, 07:45:03 PM »
i don't think blockhead is "bitter" (as someone posted)

it's just annoying when someone denies their roots and "sells out"

btw, madonna is one of your paisan, blockhead- she just went to school in NYC

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Re: Steve Cocklo. Fat Faced Fraud?
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2009, 07:45:23 PM »
I see where you are going with the T_L_B but it has nothing to do with life circumstance or hard knocks.

 This is Getbig and when I observe something worthy enough for Getbig's radar such as a guy from the Midwest all of a sudden pretending to have a super thick and creamy Texas draw like he is possessed by the spirit of a solider who died at the Alamo when the guy is from Michigan and has a 'facial fluid retention' problem that makes him look like jaejonna then I think it needs to be addressed.


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I agree with the Texas accent. Usually picking up on accents dies off after the age of 16 as the brain starts to mature but even after a week in Australia i began to notice to my own annoyance that my yeah's started to turn into yayuh's.

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Re: Steve Cocklo. Fat Faced Fraud?
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2009, 08:10:06 PM »
Bigass calves on that mofo... do they drawl too?

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Re: Steve Cocklo. Fat Faced Fraud?
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2009, 08:11:23 PM »
How the fuck do you fail driving?
Hey.. shit happens but it didn't stop me from taking out my date last night. Her name was Mercedes. Mercedes Lane.


 It was a crazy night. I took out my grandpa's Cadillac while my parents were alseep and picked her up. We were alone on this hill dancing to a little Frank Sinatra but she got wasted and passed out so I wound up picking up a couple of my homey's and instead of running a group bang on her we decided to go to Archie Atomic to get something to eat and got into it with these gearheads, almost got killed in traffic, lost my car to a drunk guy, totaled my car and brought Mercedes home and the car home before my folks woke up.  8)



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Re: Steve Cocklo. Fat Faced Fraud?
« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2009, 08:13:32 PM »
As a matter of a fact I did!  >:(   That and I've been drinking a ton of Haterade lately.

 - Block!

sorry to hear that bro... that sucks... you've been pushing in the right direction 99% of the time lately.. just be careful you don't go overboard again.. another ".. but getbig is my home" would be awkward...

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Re: Steve Cocklo. Fat Faced Fraud?
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2009, 08:17:28 PM »
after a week in Australia i began to notice to my own annoyance that my yeah's started to turn into yayuh's.

since when do we say yayuh's. ?

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Re: Steve Cocklo. Fat Faced Fraud?
« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2009, 08:45:10 PM »
I think Kuclo's "surefire pro" expiration date is approaching.

He's young but he's been being touted for a few years now.

window doesn't stay open forever before someone else jumps through it

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Re: Steve Cocklo. Fat Faced Fraud?
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2009, 01:02:53 AM »

 Now...


 Let us examine Steve Cocklo. Placed 13th in the Superheavies the other night. Prides himself on his squeaky clean solid citizen image. Can't be seen without mentioning he being a fireman or without his turncoat or boots on.


 People who know him from his roots in Michigan tell me that he just very recently developed his hardcore deep south Texas draw accent. Kind of like Madonna, being a dago from NYC all of a sudden having a thick United Kingdom accent after living in London for a few weeks.

 He seems to be one of those guys who can't get dry and holds about 3 gallons of fluid in his cheeks making him look almost Oriental.

  My adivce to Cocklo? Quit it with the "Texas draw". You're from the midwest, Tool. We know you're a fireman. You look like a fruitloop guest-posing with your 'gear'. Get some liquid yohimbine hcl and combine it with DSMO and wash your face in it 3x's a day starting at 6 weeks out from your next show.

                                                                Discuss!


calm down keyboard warrior.

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Re: Steve Cocklo. Fat Faced Fraud?
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2009, 01:07:15 AM »
Cucklo had brutal gyno.

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Re: Steve Cocklo. Fat Faced Fraud?
« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2009, 01:18:26 AM »
Haha, when he talks he does have a little TX accent in him, lol. I don't really know him well enough to consider a friend but I see him at times and exchange words occassionally. Seems pretty cool that's about it.

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Re: Steve Cocklo. Fat Faced Fraud?
« Reply #15 on: November 23, 2009, 02:20:23 AM »
i didn't do a "wiki search" but i'm like 100 percent sure she is a Detroit girl

She is from Rochester Hills,  its a pretty wealthy area.  Most of the Detroit Pistons live in that area.   A lot of nice homes there. 

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Re: Steve Cocklo. Fat Faced Fraud?
« Reply #16 on: November 23, 2009, 05:32:11 AM »
Block bringing the truth as usual...good shit
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Re: Steve Cocklo. Fat Faced Fraud?
« Reply #17 on: November 23, 2009, 06:24:24 AM »
You know i have noticed alot of people even in my local area who follow bodybuilding have this strong dislike for Kuclo and i could never understand why. My friend made it look like he has had everything handed to him on a silver platter. He complained about how he could look like that too if he had the Feldman brothers take him in and have his mommy cover all his food bills. Then when he doesn't do so well in a contest people hate him even more. I sense an EXTREME amount of jealousy from many of these people.I congratulate the guy for being so young and competing on the national scene. I wish i was up there with him.
Yup. That is the main reason why people talk shit. ESPECIALLY about all the younger guys who are already on the national level or have already turn pro. Deep down they wish that they were as big as brewer,kuclo, etc......when they were they're age. People who talk shit are simply speaking out of jealousy.

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Re: Steve Cocklo. Fat Faced Fraud?
« Reply #18 on: November 23, 2009, 06:31:31 AM »
Hey.. shit happens but it didn't stop me from taking out my date last night. Her name was Mercedes. Mercedes Lane.


 It was a crazy night. I took out my grandpa's Cadillac while my parents were alseep and picked her up. We were alone on this hill dancing to a little Frank Sinatra but she got wasted and passed out so I wound up picking up a couple of my homey's and instead of running a group bang on her we decided to go to Archie Atomic to get something to eat and got into it with these gearheads, almost got killed in traffic, lost my car to a drunk guy, totaled my car and brought Mercedes home and the car home before my folks woke up.  8)



 - Block!



haha..hey block..you must have spilled the coffee then!
footloose and fancy free

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Re: Steve Cocklo. Fat Faced Fraud?
« Reply #19 on: November 23, 2009, 06:32:10 AM »
Yup. That is the main reason why people talk shit. ESPECIALLY about all the younger guys who are already on the national level or have already turn pro. Deep down they wish that they were as big as brewer,kuclo, etc......when they were they're age. People who talk shit are simply speaking out of jealousy.
I can tell you right now i wish i was on the national scene right now and being hyped. Even if i qualified i wouldn't compete at that level unless i felt i could be competitive.

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Re: Steve Cocklo. Fat Faced Fraud?
« Reply #20 on: November 23, 2009, 06:34:14 AM »
How the fuck do you fail driving?
I'd imagine its a strict test,same as when I failed the fire engine driving test
But fuck,like I wouldnt let me drive a fire truck

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Re: NPC Nationals: Steve Kuclo
« Reply #21 on: November 23, 2009, 06:40:09 AM »
is it me or was this once a two page thread?

what got deleted?

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Re: NPC Nationals: Steve Kuclo
« Reply #22 on: November 23, 2009, 06:42:15 AM »
where are the Nationals results to be found?

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Re: NPC Nationals: Steve Kuclo
« Reply #23 on: November 23, 2009, 06:42:23 AM »
is it me or was this once a two page thread?

what got deleted?
Keep it positive guys  ;D

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Re: Steve Cocklo. Fat Faced Fraud?
« Reply #24 on: November 23, 2009, 06:53:04 AM »
Hey.. shit happens but it didn't stop me from taking out my date last night. Her name was Mercedes. Mercedes Lane.

 It was a crazy night. I took out my grandpa's Cadillac while my parents were alseep and picked her up. We were alone on this hill dancing to a little Frank Sinatra but she got wasted and passed out so I wound up picking up a couple of my homey's and instead of running a group bang on her we decided to go to Archie Atomic to get something to eat and got into it with these gearheads, almost got killed in traffic, lost my car to a drunk guy, totaled my car and brought Mercedes home and the car home before my folks woke up.  8)
 - Block!
A story like that is not complete without a 'Ta-da!'    ;D