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HTexan

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Holiday gifts for real men.
« on: November 23, 2009, 06:09:21 PM »
I am thinking dallas cowboy gear.
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Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2009, 06:14:27 PM »
Cock spittoon for beside the bed
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Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2009, 06:19:58 PM »
sequined thong and collection of Olympia DVD's 200-2009
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Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2009, 06:34:29 PM »
Nair
rice cooker
body glitter
GNC Goldcard
A weeks stay at the Mirage
an ice machine
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kiwiol

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Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2009, 06:35:48 PM »
1 year subscription to MuscleGalleryTM
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Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2009, 06:37:43 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on November 23, 2009, 06:35:48 PM
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that's gay :-\
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Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2009, 06:58:45 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on November 23, 2009, 06:35:48 PM
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get out of my mind.
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Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2009, 06:59:18 PM »
Quote from: HTexan on November 23, 2009, 06:37:43 PM
that's gay :-\

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Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2009, 07:02:59 PM »
assless chaps
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lovemonkey

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Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2009, 07:07:12 PM »
I think we all know what UKGold would like to have for christmas.
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Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2009, 07:08:43 PM »
For something real good... a $500 gift certificate for the Encore Hotel/Casino in Las Vegas,

That just might cover a one night stay and a decent meal at Sinatra's.

You might have to have some additional pocket change for a few hours in XS following that Italian meal.

Not cheap but your lady will love ya for it.
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Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2009, 07:12:20 PM »
A custom real doll! http://www.realdoll.com/

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Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2009, 07:13:06 PM »
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Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2009, 07:15:45 PM »
Quote from: Majeeb-Durkah on November 23, 2009, 07:12:20 PM
A custom real doll! http://www.realdoll.com/



Hulkster would get one if they made a Ronnie model.

I shudder to think what would happen if they made a Nasser model :-X
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Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2009, 07:18:23 PM »
Quote from: lovemonkey on November 23, 2009, 07:13:06 PM
That's not creepy at all. ::)

lol they cost like 6 grand too... personally i'd rather just pay a hooker 20 bucks
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Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
« Reply #15 on: November 23, 2009, 07:21:27 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on November 23, 2009, 07:15:45 PM
Hulkster would get one if they made a Ronnie model.

I shudder to think what would happen if they made a Nasser model :-X

It would most likely have an inflatable function, kinda similar to those sneakers back in the day that you could pump up. You can also choose which eye is going to look in the wrong direction.
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Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
« Reply #16 on: November 23, 2009, 07:22:33 PM »
Quote from: lovemonkey on November 23, 2009, 07:21:27 PM
It would most likely have an inflatable function, kinda similar to those sneakers back in the day that you could pump up. You can also choose which eye is going to look in the wrong direction.

those dolls are made of silicone i think... but yes if there was a nasser doll you could make it googly eyed
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Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
« Reply #17 on: November 23, 2009, 07:24:06 PM »
 :o
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Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
« Reply #18 on: November 23, 2009, 07:24:33 PM »
Quote from: Majeeb-Durkah on November 23, 2009, 07:22:33 PM
those dolls are made of silicone i think... but yes if there was a nasser doll you could make it googly eyed

Yes but it would have airchambers in specific locations such as biceps, lateral and posterior delts.
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Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
« Reply #19 on: November 23, 2009, 07:28:19 PM »
Quote from: lovemonkey on November 23, 2009, 07:21:27 PM
You can also choose which eye is going to look in the wrong direction.

LOL

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« Reply #20 on: November 23, 2009, 07:34:24 PM »
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Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
« Reply #21 on: November 23, 2009, 07:48:17 PM »
i bet onlyme bought one of these dolls.
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Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
« Reply #22 on: November 23, 2009, 07:54:26 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on November 23, 2009, 07:15:45 PM
Hulkster would get one if they made a Ronnie model.

I shudder to think what would happen if they made a Nasser model :-X

 ;D

Until then, real men will have to settle for a lifetime membership to The Team, along with a pair of soiled manties for each day of the week.
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Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
« Reply #23 on: November 23, 2009, 11:20:07 PM »
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Re: Holiday gifts for real men.
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