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HOLY F*CKIN' SH*T! Universal Soldier is BACK!!!
« on: November 24, 2009, 12:04:33 AM »

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Re: HOLY F*CKIN' SH*T! Universal Soldier is BACK!!!
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2009, 12:06:30 AM »
Meh.....straight to DVD... :-\
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Re: HOLY F*CKIN' SH*T! Universal Soldier is BACK!!!
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2009, 01:24:58 AM »
here are my first thoughts...

It looks dark and gritty = good
but
When I saw the one guy shooting the machine gun from the hip I knew its going to be bullshit.

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Re: HOLY F*CKIN' SH*T! Universal Soldier is BACK!!!
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2009, 01:29:33 AM »
its looks shit.. Van damme has aged horribly, though im impressed he has not had any plastic surgery

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Re: HOLY F*CKIN' SH*T! Universal Soldier is BACK!!!
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2009, 01:46:05 AM »
Fuck those that hate....

Jean Claude Van Damme - always awesome and entertaining to watch and listen to....no homo.

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Re: HOLY F*CKIN' SH*T! Universal Soldier is BACK!!!
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2009, 02:01:28 AM »
Fuck those that hate....

Jean Claude Van Damme - always awesome and entertaining to watch and listen to....no homo.

"you're discharged, sarge"....Oh brother ::) ;D

I grew up on JCVD movies. Shame he got into drugs. He really should have stuck to making fighting movies, in his prime. Lionheart, Bloodsport, The Quest, Kickboxer were great. That was his forte.
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Re: HOLY F*CKIN' SH*T! Universal Soldier is BACK!!!
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2009, 02:05:28 AM »
I grew up on JCVD movies. Shame he got into drugs. He really should have stuck to making fighting movies, in his prime. Lionheart, Bloodsport, The Quest, Kickboxer were great. That was his forte.

I watched Hard target a few days ago, after nearly 15 something years. It was cheesy, but still worth seeing ;D

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Re: HOLY F*CKIN' SH*T! Universal Soldier is BACK!!!
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2009, 02:19:19 AM »
His best in no order...

Kickboxer
BloodSport
TimeCop
In Hell
Universal Soldier
JCVD
Hard Target
Double Impact
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Re: HOLY F*CKIN' SH*T! Universal Soldier is BACK!!!
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2009, 02:25:18 AM »
definitely watching this one!  ;D

PS: he was very good in JCVD.

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Re: HOLY F*CKIN' SH*T! Universal Soldier is BACK!!!
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2009, 03:20:08 AM »
Two granpas ;D

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« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2009, 06:28:36 AM »
If anyone seen the first one, then definitelly has to see the second one. Even though it might be crappy.

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« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2009, 06:29:35 AM »
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« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2009, 06:35:28 AM »
Hard Target wa a great movie - combined with the John Woo effects it was fun to watch if a bit corny. And obviously Kickboxer and Blood Sport are up there too.

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Re: HOLY F*CKIN' SH*T! Universal Soldier is BACK!!!
« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2009, 07:06:41 AM »
looks like a good movie to watch on a hung over sunday afternoon...wouldn't go 2 the movies and see it....but the pit bull,Dolph,& GCVD all kickin each others ass could be fun to lay on the couch and watch...
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Re: HOLY F*CKIN' SH*T! Universal Soldier is BACK!!!
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2009, 07:14:45 AM »
Remember the shit movie he did with Rodman?

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Re: HOLY F*CKIN' SH*T! Universal Soldier is BACK!!!
« Reply #15 on: November 24, 2009, 07:34:40 AM »
Two granpas ;D

But one is a r y a n  bastard  8)

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« Reply #16 on: November 24, 2009, 08:12:52 AM »
looks very cheap...

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Re: HOLY F*CKIN' SH*T! Universal Soldier is BACK!!!
« Reply #17 on: November 24, 2009, 08:27:00 AM »
arlovski looks weird with a shaved head and no facial hair....




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Re: HOLY F*CKIN' SH*T! Universal Soldier is BACK!!!
« Reply #18 on: November 24, 2009, 09:12:50 AM »
man hope theres some brutal dance sequences in this movie for van damme! ;D


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Re: HOLY F*CKIN' SH*T! Universal Soldier is BACK!!!
« Reply #19 on: November 24, 2009, 09:15:35 AM »
His best in no order...

Kickboxer
BloodSport
TimeCop
In Hell
Universal Soldier
JCVD
Hard Target
Double Impact

The fact that you forgot both The Quest and Lionheart is disturbing.

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Re: HOLY F*CKIN' SH*T! Universal Soldier is BACK!!!
« Reply #20 on: November 24, 2009, 09:37:03 AM »
haha fedor looks too nice xD otherwise he would have gotten the role

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Re: HOLY F*CKIN' SH*T! Universal Soldier is BACK!!!
« Reply #21 on: November 24, 2009, 10:19:03 AM »

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« Reply #22 on: November 24, 2009, 10:30:25 AM »
haha fedor looks too nice xD otherwise he would have gotten the role



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Re: HOLY F*CKIN' SH*T! Universal Soldier is BACK!!!
« Reply #23 on: November 24, 2009, 10:41:33 AM »
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Re: HOLY F*CKIN' SH*T! Universal Soldier is BACK!!!
« Reply #24 on: November 24, 2009, 10:47:59 AM »
Bloodsport one of the best fighting movies ever

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