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Thanksgiving Holiday - What are you doing?
« on: November 24, 2009, 12:10:30 AM »
What are you doing for thanksgiving?  I always fry a turkey every year but I have to work this year.  Sooo shity, I have to spend the holiday eating turkye in some hotel with some D-Bag co workers.

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Re: Thanksgiving Holiday
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2009, 12:42:27 AM »
Too bad....


Me? I'm having a shitload of food and desserts.  ;)
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Re: Thanksgiving Holiday
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2009, 12:44:27 AM »
Go on a killing rampage at a park or mall. stress reliever right there.
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Re: Thanksgiving Holiday
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2009, 04:00:07 AM »
Eating too much food and getting a tattoo finished. 

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Re: Thanksgiving Holiday
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2009, 04:13:13 AM »
What are you doing for thanksgiving?  I always fry a turkey every year but I have to work this year.  Sooo shity, I have to spend the holiday eating turkye in some hotel with some D-Bag co workers.

How do you fry a turkey?

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Re: Thanksgiving Holiday
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2009, 04:21:50 AM »
How do you fry a turkey?

You've never had fried turkey?  Poor guy. 

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Re: Thanksgiving Holiday
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2009, 04:36:26 AM »
You've never had fried turkey?  Poor guy. 

I just pictured a giant turkey inside a frying pan.

Don't get me wrong I'm sure it tastes great!

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Re: Thanksgiving Holiday
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2009, 04:47:53 AM »
Pack up the cooler with some grilled chicken breasts, brown rice and 2 gallons of water.  Drive to the family dinner and eat at a separate table so that I don't accidently inhale some turkey vapors.  I'll have some shakes, so I don't go catabolic.

Then after dinner, don the sequined thong, oil up and hit some impromptu mandatories for the fans family to evaluate.  I think I am on 4th this year, after Uncle Rufus, granny and cousin Snake.  We have a nice light show planned......

so, yeah, just a regular old fashioned thanksgiving dinner....

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Re: Thanksgiving Holiday
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2009, 04:49:33 AM »
Pack up the cooler with some grilled chicken breasts, brown rice and 2 gallons of water.  Drive to the family dinner and eat at a separate table so that I don't accidently inhale some turkey vapors.  I'll have some shakes, so I don't go catabolic.

Then after dinner, don the sequined thong, oil up and hit some impromptu mandatories for the fans family to evaluate.  I think I am on 4th this year, after Uncle Rufus, granny and cousin Snake.  We have a nice light show planned......

so, yeah, just a regular old fashioned thanksgiving dinner....



make sure you show the striated glutes for shock value...or you can bust out a grapefruit like kai...
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Re: Thanksgiving Holiday
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2009, 04:50:18 AM »
I just pictured a giant turkey inside a frying pan.

Don't get me wrong I'm sure it tastes great!

 ;D

It is a big pot with oil.  Deep fry the whole turkey.  Good stuff.  Gotta inject some kind of seasonings in the turkey beforehand.

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Re: Thanksgiving Holiday
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2009, 04:52:27 AM »
;D

It is a big pot with oil.  Deep fry the whole turkey.  Good stuff.  Gotta inject some kind of seasonings in the turkey beforehand.





Make sure you don't throw the fucker in the fryer frozen...or you'll have the fire department joining you for dinner.
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Re: Thanksgiving Holiday
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2009, 04:57:32 AM »
;D

It is a big pot with oil.  Deep fry the whole turkey.  Good stuff.  Gotta inject some kind of seasonings in the turkey beforehand.

Jesus - is that true?  :o

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Re: Thanksgiving Holiday
« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2009, 05:00:32 AM »


make sure you show the striated glutes for shock value...or you can bust out a grapefruit like kai...

I was thinking of the grapefruit, but seems its been done to death.

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Re: Thanksgiving Holiday
« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2009, 06:15:05 AM »
Jesus - is that true?  :o

You Americans know how to eat!
Yep I always inject it with creole butter seasoning.  Fried turkey is amzing!

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Re: Thanksgiving Holiday
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2009, 06:18:13 AM »
Yep I always inject it with creole butter seasoning.  Fried turkey is amzing!


Still have never tried it :'(

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Re: Thanksgiving Holiday
« Reply #15 on: November 24, 2009, 06:29:41 AM »

Still have never tried it :'(

Pfffffffttt, and you call yourself a redneck........ ::)

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Re: Thanksgiving Holiday - What are you doing?
« Reply #16 on: November 24, 2009, 06:41:53 AM »

Thanksgiving Holiday will be spent with the family and some friends - with a nice turkey dinner and more.

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Re: Thanksgiving Holiday - What are you doing?
« Reply #17 on: November 24, 2009, 06:56:25 AM »
On the road from TN to VA where I'll be with my Mom's side of the family. Then back on the road to KY to be with the wife's family. Lots of gluttonous eating and drinking. Happy Thanksgiving to all of GB!!!
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Re: Thanksgiving Holiday - What are you doing?
« Reply #18 on: November 24, 2009, 06:57:38 AM »
Having it at my folks house. My Bumpa (grandfather) will be on the couch watching football and spouting right wing propoganda (LOVE U BUMPA!), Nana will be drunk on gin and it's our job to keep her situated in a chair without falling.

Then the neighbors/leeches show up. My parents are upper middle class in a rural area, lots of people are simple farmers or milkmen and such. My mom is a bit of a free spirit and welcomes anyone in to her house pretty much anytime, so there will be Paul the 55 y/o aspiring actor there to regale us with stories about his "buddy"  and "old confidante" Jimmie Spader or his lunch with Tom Hanks (meaning he was an extra on a movie that Hanks was in, and they fed him buffet style while Hanks had lunch with the governor, more likely). Then there's Cinda, she'll act like she has something better to do than drink our scotch and eat our food. Something like milking goats or braiding garlic.

After that, there's my 5 brothers and sisters, their children,  probably some of their friends show up too. Also my girlfriend and her father. Oh and peoples dogs show up, too. Like there's a milkbone trail to the house.

So all in all, it should be a fun time as usual!

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Re: Thanksgiving Holiday - What are you doing?
« Reply #19 on: November 24, 2009, 07:04:59 AM »
Having it at my folks house. My Bumpa (grandfather) will be on the couch watching football and spouting right wing propoganda (LOVE U BUMPA!), Nana will be drunk on gin and it's our job to keep her situated in a chair without falling.

Then the neighbors/leeches show up. My parents are upper middle class in a rural area, lots of people are simple farmers or milkmen and such. My mom is a bit of a free spirit and welcomes anyone in to her house pretty much anytime, so there will be Paul the 55 y/o aspiring actor there to regale us with stories about his "buddy"  and "old confidante" Jimmie Spader or his lunch with Tom Hanks (meaning he was an extra on a movie that Hanks was in, and they fed him buffet style while Hanks had lunch with the governor, more likely). Then there's Cinda, she'll act like she has something better to do than drink our scotch and eat our food. Something like milking goats or braiding garlic.

After that, there's my 5 brothers and sisters, their children,  probably some of their friends show up too. Also my girlfriend and her father. Oh and peoples dogs show up, too. Like there's a milkbone trail to the house.

So all in all, it should be a fun time as usual!

Your family is weird.

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Re: Thanksgiving Holiday
« Reply #20 on: November 24, 2009, 07:42:01 AM »

Still have never tried it :'(

That's good stuff. Reminds me of the good old days when I inject the turkey, ;) except the ingredients are aren't anabolic :(.

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Re: Thanksgiving Holiday
« Reply #21 on: November 24, 2009, 07:49:14 AM »
That's good stuff. Reminds me of the good old days when I inject the turkey, ;) except the ingredients are aren't anabolic :(.



Turkey injected with Wild Turkey :D

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Re: Thanksgiving Holiday - What are you doing?
« Reply #22 on: November 24, 2009, 08:31:14 AM »
well my little one will be with her dad, so I will hit the gym in the am and just relax with football the rest of the day

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Re: Thanksgiving Holiday - What are you doing?
« Reply #23 on: November 24, 2009, 08:32:21 AM »
What are you doing for thanksgiving?  I always fry a turkey every year but I have to work this year.  Sooo shity, I have to spend the holiday eating turkye in some hotel with some D-Bag co workers.

Going over my aunts house to get tortured.

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Re: Thanksgiving Holiday - What are you doing?
« Reply #24 on: November 24, 2009, 08:57:46 AM »
Going over my aunts house to get tortured.
Nothing worse than turkey gas