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What the hell is a "schmoe"
« on: November 24, 2009, 11:22:07 PM »
Seriously.  I have no idea what this is and you can't get through a thread here with out someone accusing you of being one or claiming to be one themselves.  Someone break it down for me.  In detail. 
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Re: What the hell is a "schmoe"
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2009, 11:30:28 PM »
A schmoe is basically a man who worships muscle and will pay top dollar to see it in front of him nude... a schmoe is usually an older man with lots of money either interested in male or female bodybuilders. Schmoes usually have no muscle themselves... guys that look like Steve Blechman. They'll usually just pose for the schmoe and let him jerk off... gross shit that gets even worse... oiled wrestling, cocksucking etc... Hope this helps.
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Re: What the hell is a "schmoe"
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2009, 11:31:30 PM »
Paging BayGM.......




I'll take a shot. To my knowledge:

1) A schmoe is someone who worships muscular women. Usually someone who doesn't even work out, but you'll see them at shows/events/pageants trying to get up close and personal.

2) Also, an admirer of male muscle (bbers). Again, someone who doesn't work out (some do however), but follows this industry very closely. Keeps up with pageants, attends, watches videos, etc. A lot of these guys are not necessarily "gay", but are bi-curious. They refuse to accept that they are into men, so they follow the IFBB and under the guise of "sport", get their thrills.


Basically, about 90% of GB. Especially those who see nothing gay about a hyper-muscular men, oiling up, dancing and posing, for a crowd of men, who cheer them on as they flex.  :-\
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Re: What the hell is a "schmoe"
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2009, 11:32:05 PM »
Thanks for filling me in.  
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Re: What the hell is a "schmoe"
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2009, 11:33:14 PM »
Quote from: gordiano on November 24, 2009, 11:31:30 PM

2) Also, an admirer of male muscle (bbers). Again, someone who doesn't work out (some do however), but follows this industry very closely. Keeps up with pageants, attends, watches videos, etc. A lot of these guys are not necessarily "gay", but are bi-curious. They refuse to accept that they are into men, so they follow the IFBB and under the guise of "sport", get their thrills.


oh boy, Ron Avidan is not gonna like this at all  ;D
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Re: What the hell is a "schmoe"
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2009, 11:34:56 PM »
Quote from: haider on November 24, 2009, 11:33:14 PM
oh boy, Ron Avidan is not gonna like this at all  ;D

Maybe he's just a fan? The only straight dude who happens to follow this industry......  :-\


Besides, we know Ron keeps up with this shit, for the fitness hoes.
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Re: What the hell is a "schmoe"
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2009, 11:36:51 PM »
Quote from: haider on November 24, 2009, 11:33:14 PM
oh boy, Ron Avidan is not gonna like this at all  ;D

Ron's definitely not gay... Isaac Hinds however seems kinda fruity... but Ron doesn't classify as a schmoe because he bangs out fitness and figure skankscompetitors with no cash is involved... actually i've often heard they pay HIM for the rectum ravaging he gives them... pretty alpha.
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Re: What the hell is a "schmoe"
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2009, 11:37:49 PM »
Quote from: gordiano on November 24, 2009, 11:34:56 PM
Maybe he's just a fan? The only straight dude who happens to follow this industry......  :-\


Besides, we know Ron keeps up with this shit, for the fitness hoes.
u;re jsut trying to save face, we all know Ron's a schmoe  ;D
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Re: What the hell is a "schmoe"
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2009, 11:41:34 PM »
Let me add:


For example.....Mower was a female muscle schmoe. He's everything I described, to a fucking t.

Now, someone like Hiney Rimjob, is a schmoe. An Ebony lovin' schmoe. This guys gets his kicks watching his "clients" strip in front of him. Funny how people pay him so he can get his kicks.

Steve Blekman, is a schmoefather. He not only enjoys the things I described above.....he goes even further. He "supports" some of his muscular crushes. He goes so far as to run a bbing mag, to get super-close to his men. Dude is obviously gay, but refuses to come out. All while having a "beard" (a wife, who is only there to throw off any suspicions)  ::).
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Re: What the hell is a "schmoe"
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2009, 11:44:47 PM »
Quote from: haider on November 24, 2009, 11:37:49 PM
u;re jsut trying to save face, we all know Ron's a schmoe  ;D

Maybe. But let me say this....would any self respecting gay man wear what Ron does, year round? Those awful 80's jean shorts, faded T-shirts, and FUCKING Birkenstock sandals?

My verdict: Ron is the only straight man on this planet who follows this industry.






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Re: What the hell is a "schmoe"
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2009, 11:45:59 PM »
Quote from: Majeeb-Durkah on November 24, 2009, 11:36:51 PM
Ron's definitely not gay... Isaac Hinds however seems kinda fruity... but Ron doesn't classify as a schmoe because he bangs out fitness and figure skankscompetitors with no cash is involved... actually i've often heard they pay HIM for the rectum ravaging he gives them... pretty alpha.

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Re: What the hell is a "schmoe"
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2009, 11:52:30 PM »
schmoe–
noun, plural schmoes. Slang.
a foolish, boring, or stupid person; a jerk.
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Re: What the hell is a "schmoe"
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2009, 01:01:00 AM »
.............+ anyone who has a picture of some other bodybuilder in their avatar
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Re: What the hell is a "schmoe"
« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2009, 05:08:50 AM »




















Does this answer the question?  :P
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Re: What the hell is a "schmoe"
« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2009, 05:11:29 AM »
gayer than the original poster being here since 2005 and not knowing what a schmoe is yet
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Re: What the hell is a "schmoe"
« Reply #15 on: November 25, 2009, 05:25:15 AM »
And how could I forget...



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Re: What the hell is a "schmoe"
« Reply #16 on: November 25, 2009, 08:08:22 AM »
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Re: What the hell is a "schmoe"
« Reply #17 on: November 25, 2009, 08:37:52 AM »
What was originally called a schmoe is a person who loves muscular women, who is usually not muscular themselves, and admires the whole 'amazon' idea of a women.

Lately, others have been saying that a schmoe is anyone in the industry.  Get real.

As for the gay element in the sport, it has always been there, and thus, there are a number of sites that cater to that, as there is in various sports,  but a majority of people who go to contests are not - most are family members, or friends that are happy that their friend is up there and had the discipline, training and dieting to come in shape.


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Re: What the hell is a "schmoe"
« Reply #18 on: November 25, 2009, 09:08:12 AM »
After viewing this thread, I feel guilty and dirty.
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Re: What the hell is a "schmoe"
« Reply #19 on: November 25, 2009, 09:19:56 AM »
Quote from: Ron on November 25, 2009, 08:37:52 AM
most are family members, or friends that are happy that their friend is up there and had the discipline, training and dieting to come in shape.



...Until they realize that they are spending the afternoon looking at oiled men in thongs parading around a stage while steve blechman-types in the audience whistle and catcall!   ::)
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Re: What the hell is a "schmoe"
« Reply #20 on: November 25, 2009, 09:35:42 AM »
Quote from: Sir Humphrey on November 25, 2009, 05:08:50 AM


Does this answer the question?  :P

Wow.... :-\  Seriously, who are those shots supposed to appeal to? Straight men, right?  ::)
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Re: What the hell is a "schmoe"
« Reply #21 on: November 25, 2009, 09:37:21 AM »
Quote from: Ron on November 25, 2009, 08:37:52 AM
What was originally called a schmoe is a person who loves muscular women, who is usually not muscular themselves, and admires the whole 'amazon' idea of a women.

Lately, others have been saying that a schmoe is anyone in the industry.  Get real.

As for the gay element in the sport, it has always been there, and thus, there are a number of sites that cater to that, as there is in various sports,  but a majority of people who go to contests are not - most are family members, or friends that are happy that their friend is up there and had the discipline, training and dieting to come in shape.




Careful there, "BayGBM" insists that not only the majority, but practically everyone who follows the sport, attends shows or watches trarining vieos arer homos oro closet homos.  ::)
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Re: What the hell is a "schmoe"
« Reply #22 on: November 25, 2009, 11:11:52 AM »
It's kind've amazing how a few elements can give a picture a complete homo element... I mean if I look at competition photos or gym pics i get motivated and want to train... but all the pics in this thread could be the cover of a gay porn.
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Re: What the hell is a "schmoe"
« Reply #23 on: November 25, 2009, 11:26:38 AM »
A schmoe to me is anyone who has an extreme, sometimes overboard appreciation for muscle.

Like Ron said its an overused term nowadays, not everyone involved in bb'ing are schmoes, but id say about 90% are.
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Re: What the hell is a "schmoe"
« Reply #24 on: November 25, 2009, 11:28:52 AM »
The schmoes are strong in this thread...must leave
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