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"It's only gay if you want it to be" - Chick
"My heart tells me to continue, but my brain tells me not to" - Steve Namat
"It's like a deep tissue massage, only it's inside your ass" - Tbombz
"...suits you better" - Winged Lion
"I would let her use her hand on me" - Johnnynoname
"Huge aryan bastard with muscles" - Webcke
"At least 3 times uncrowned Mr. Olympia" - Bigbobs
"Is there a problem here little girl?" - Mars
"I have slept with 166 women" - Winged Lion