Author Topic: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife? (Read 31791 times)

Fury · « **Reply #100 on:** November 28, 2009, 11:55:04 AM »

Quote from: MuscleMcMannus on November 28, 2009, 11:18:42 AM

LOL. Dude is a total fucking nerd. You're absolutely right. The dude would pull zero pussy if it wasn't for his money. Why the hell do you think he's crashing cars into trees. He knows this and will always know this.

You're a male nurse, Focker. You're inferior to Tiger in every way.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #101 on:** November 28, 2009, 12:23:11 PM »

I'd let her use her hand on me

lax · « **Reply #102 on:** November 28, 2009, 12:25:22 PM »

Quote from: tendonitis on November 28, 2009, 11:11:55 AM

The thing is Tiger could be banging chicks like that everyday, hell two at a time if he wanted.
Rich men should NEVER get married. It's just a dumb move in every possible way.

QFT!

This'll cost him....

Tapeworm · « **Reply #103 on:** November 28, 2009, 12:27:55 PM »

Team Live Alone Die Alone is on the scene.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #104 on:** November 28, 2009, 12:30:19 PM »

Quote from: JME on November 28, 2009, 11:05:26 AM

She's gorgeous. But it just proves the old adage that somewhere, someone is tired of her shit.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #105 on:** November 28, 2009, 12:36:11 PM »

Quote from: Parker on November 28, 2009, 11:12:34 AM

The Other chick...

I'd let her use her vacuum on me.

lax · « **Reply #106 on:** November 28, 2009, 12:58:20 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on November 28, 2009, 12:30:19 PM

She's gorgeous. But it just proves the old adage that somewhere, someone is tired of her shit.

'show me a beautiful woman
and I will show you someone who is tired of fucking her...'

funk51 · « **Reply #107 on:** November 28, 2009, 01:00:12 PM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on November 28, 2009, 12:36:11 PM

I'd let her use her vacuum on me.

like this

wes · « **Reply #108 on:** November 28, 2009, 01:00:40 PM »

If it has tits or mechanical parts,it`s gonna` give you trouble sooner or later!!

CalvinH · « **Reply #109 on:** November 28, 2009, 01:08:11 PM »

Yeah and the National Enquirer is such a reliable source

calfzilla · « **Reply #110 on:** November 28, 2009, 01:22:36 PM »

Now that Tiger is dead, we will need to find someone to giver her some loving.

brooklynbruiser · « **Reply #111 on:** November 28, 2009, 01:37:18 PM »

LOL Tiger is not effing dead.

Ex Coelis · « **Reply #112 on:** November 28, 2009, 01:41:00 PM »

calfzilla · « **Reply #113 on:** November 28, 2009, 01:42:24 PM »

Quote from: brooklynbruiser on November 28, 2009, 01:37:18 PM

LOL Tiger is not effing dead.

No he is. And is being buried next to Brock Lesnar from what I hear.

Hurricane Beef ! · « **Reply #114 on:** November 28, 2009, 01:47:22 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on November 28, 2009, 11:09:27 AM

Mudshark.

BINGO!!!!!!!!

THe Beef

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #115 on:** November 28, 2009, 01:49:30 PM »

Quote from: lax on November 28, 2009, 12:58:20 PM

'show me a beautiful woman
and I will show you someone who is tired of fucking her...'

That's what guys with ugly girlfriends say.

MuscleMcMannus · « **Reply #116 on:** November 28, 2009, 02:17:20 PM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on November 28, 2009, 11:55:04 AM

You're a male nurse, Focker. You're inferior to Tiger in every way.

Haha.......you like smokin my nuts every chance you get don't you? You're an insecure little fucking twat. BezerkFury? HAHA probably a fucking 150lb abercrombie wearing college nerd.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #117 on:** November 28, 2009, 02:37:24 PM »

Quote from: calfzilla on November 28, 2009, 01:22:36 PM

Now that Tiger is dead, we will need to find someone to giver her some loving.

RIP Tiger.

Earl1972 · « **Reply #118 on:** November 28, 2009, 03:20:39 PM »

i can't believe some people are surprised the most famous athlete in the world has multiple partners

"but she's a model"

E

BIG DUB · « **Reply #119 on:** November 28, 2009, 04:37:07 PM »

When you are that rich YOU DO NOT GET MARRIED! WTF is his problem?

Parker · « **Reply #120 on:** November 28, 2009, 04:48:17 PM »

Quote from: Groink on November 28, 2009, 01:49:30 PM

That's what guys with ugly girlfriends say.

Basically, you never get tired of effing a beautiful woman, you just get tired of her.

uberman09 · « **Reply #121 on:** November 28, 2009, 04:54:41 PM »

he wanted comitment and a normal life with kids ... he s the one who ruined it all , she didnt cheat on him.

Parker · « **Reply #122 on:** November 28, 2009, 05:11:13 PM »

Quote from: uberman09 on November 28, 2009, 04:54:41 PM

he wanted comitment and a normal life with kids ... he s the one who ruined it all , she didnt cheat on him.

True, but when you are rich, young athlete and young beautiful women are all around you, why?
As i stated earlier, she was a model in her country but a Nanny here. If he really wanted a commitment and a normal life, he should have gotten a woman who made her own money and she could leave when she wanted, therefore he would know that she is with him only because she wants to be, not like his current wife, who is only with him because she has to be. He wanted control, and like he's always been---a control freak.

Those children's names are Paycheck #1 and # 2. She was partly angry that her meal ticket might leave (don't know what the pre-nup if any is)

uberman09 · « **Reply #123 on:** November 28, 2009, 05:14:53 PM »

I dont know about the control freak part?

anyway, im pretty sure she gave him everything he wanted and got bored of it , as simple as that.

Kwon · « **Reply #124 on:** November 28, 2009, 05:19:09 PM »

Did Elin cause all the lacerations?

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-lacerations/11#c23525538