Author Topic: Jade + Rock Star=???? (Read 41649 times)

marty31672 · « **Reply #150 on:** January 12, 2010, 01:54:10 PM »

austin powers voice: "its a man babay!"

Motorbreath · « **Reply #151 on:** January 12, 2010, 02:04:18 PM »

I just wasted 5 minutes of my life I will never get back listening to that trash.....what a mess, and it sounds as if they have hacked some of their riffs from "big bands"

I will give credit where it's due, I wouldn't pay a 5$ cover at a shitty club to listen to that....

Army of One · « **Reply #152 on:** January 12, 2010, 03:09:17 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on January 12, 2010, 11:46:42 AM

Are you saying you haven't seen this much raw talent since jclopez posted his last cover shot in the boards, db?

Im suggesting I havnt seen this level of "talent" since Bob Chicks first acting audition.

Quote from: Jadethegladiator on January 12, 2010, 12:40:58 PM

WTF? Ok LD, then why is it that every major record label in the country right now is trying to sign them? BTW, are you in a band? Guess that you wouldn't know talent if you saw it.....oops sorry heard it.

Jade

In ref to the cat being put in the meat grinder, uh, that was your wife screaming with it's tail up her a** b/c your dick is too f-ing small. Hey, have your balls dropped yet?

Bedlam

Like the guy after me said, if every major record label is trying to sign them why did they sign with Joe Blow from nowhere.Id give credit if there was talent there, but there just isnt.Ill make a deal, if im still on this site in 2 years ill bump this thread and you can tell me if they are driving about in Ferraris and that your boyfriend has left you to bang 20yr olds but everyone on this site knows that wont be happening.Hey, at least youll still have your relationship

Spoony Luv · « **Reply #153 on:** January 12, 2010, 04:12:00 PM »

This band has stardom written all over it...In Haiti...

Hulkotron · « **Reply #154 on:** January 12, 2010, 07:36:54 PM »

dgaf (don't give a fuck)

Tapeworm · « **Reply #155 on:** January 13, 2010, 02:07:49 AM »

That guy on the right has got some monster dimples. Is he the boyfriend?

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #156 on:** January 13, 2010, 02:11:45 AM »

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jwb · « **Reply #157 on:** January 13, 2010, 03:03:36 AM »

rock stars can become elderly but the elderly can't become rock stars...

Jadethegladiator · « **Reply #158 on:** January 13, 2010, 06:34:53 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on January 13, 2010, 02:07:49 AM

That guy on the right has got some monster dimples. Is he the boyfriend?

Good morning ladies!

Tapeworm,
In the pic, my guy is on the left. The guy on the right is his son. I love dimples as long as they aren't on my a**.

big14 · « **Reply #159 on:** January 13, 2010, 06:43:00 AM »

I thought Jadethegladiator was a cool cat.
Until I read this thread.
That is really her? every day, all day of the week?
All my respect for her is gone.

Jadethegladiator · « **Reply #160 on:** January 13, 2010, 06:58:56 AM »

Quote from: Motorbreath on January 12, 2010, 01:52:57 PM

If every record company in America is trying to sign them WTF would they sign with some hack company, SLINGSLANG out of Bristol CT??

I live in CT and have never heard of this co.....

Stupid Statement, and they don't have the "look" either, they look like a bunch of old hacks....

When they sign with Atlantic, Virgin etc...get back 2 us.

MB,
For teh record, my guy is from Torrington, CT. Hey maybe you & my "bearded rocker" know each other or better yet, he has probably banged your girl.....that is if you have one.

If you knew anything about the music business, which obviously you don't, you would realize that all major labels require that you spend at least a little time on an Indie.

Luv ya

balight · « **Reply #161 on:** January 13, 2010, 07:06:12 AM »

Bullshit. If you seems to be the next big thing they don't require anything else but a signature on the contract... the quicker the earlier can they make money out of you. Or we have clearly different concepts of "big thing"...

Army of One · « **Reply #162 on:** January 13, 2010, 07:07:10 AM »

Quote from: Jadethegladiator on January 13, 2010, 06:58:56 AM

MB,
For teh record, my guy is from Torrington, CT. Hey maybe you & my "bearded rocker" know each other or better yet, he has probably banged your girl.....that is if you have one.

If you knew anything about the music business, which obviously you don't, you would realize that all major labels require that you spend at least a little time on an Indie.

Luv ya

So first every record label wanted them and now they want to wait for them to sign with an indie first, the bullshit comes thick and fast with you.

Fury · « **Reply #163 on:** January 13, 2010, 07:22:46 AM »

I'm from CT and I have never heard of this band. And there are a few bands from the state that play all over and are pretty known among the people here. They are not one of them.

Have they even played at Toad's Place?

Army of One · « **Reply #164 on:** January 13, 2010, 07:26:49 AM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on January 13, 2010, 07:22:46 AM

I'm from CT and I have never heard of this band. And there are a few bands from the state that play all over and are pretty known among the people here. They are not one of them.

Have they even played at Toad's Place?

You are an intelligent guy, Bezerk, whats your opinion of Lucid Delusions music?

Fury · « **Reply #165 on:** January 13, 2010, 07:28:17 AM »

Quote from: db2431 on January 13, 2010, 07:26:49 AM

You are an intelligent guy, Bezerk, whats your opinion of Lucid Delusions music?

Most screamer bands suck. They're the first band like that full of 40 year olds, though. Usually someone in their 20s or 30s doing that. There are MUCH better bands in CT that deserve deals.

body88 · « **Reply #166 on:** January 13, 2010, 07:34:29 AM »

Quote from: Jadethegladiator on January 13, 2010, 06:58:56 AM

MB,
For teh record, my guy is from Torrington, CT. Hey maybe you & my "bearded rocker" know each other or better yet, he has probably banged your girl.....that is if you have one.

If you knew anything about the music business, which obviously you don't, you would realize that all major labels require that you spend at least a little time on an Indie.

Luv ya

I'm sure most of the men in CT have had their gf's banged by the bearded rocker! What a catch! Young, wealthy, rich, handsome; he's a rock star with a luxurious beard

! I'm sure all the women are drooling over him. AHAHAHAHA, are you kidding me? That guy looks like a typical 50 year old you'd see hanging out a your local dive bar.

Army of One · « **Reply #167 on:** January 13, 2010, 07:46:26 AM »

Jade + Rock ~~Star~~=? Delusions on a scale not seen since King Kamali announced his predicted future Olympia success

Hurricane Beef ! · « **Reply #168 on:** January 13, 2010, 07:57:07 AM »

A friend of THE BEEF's who has done a lot of session work ( drumming ) pre and post production work with Bob Rock ( who produced for Metallica ) and knows his music looked at this for THE BEEF and just smiled. He then muttered something about " a dime a dozen, " went and took a shit in THE BEEF's
basemment washroom and never commented further.

Enough said.

THE BEEF

D_1000 · « **Reply #169 on:** January 13, 2010, 08:05:26 AM »

Quote from: Hurricane Beef ! on January 13, 2010, 07:57:07 AM

A friend of THE BEEF's who has done a lot of session work ( drumming ) pre and post production work with Bob Rock ( who produced for Metallica ) and knows his music looked at this for THE BEEF and just smiled. He then muttered something about " a dime a dozen, " went and took a shit in my basemment washroom and never commented further.

Enough said.

THE BEEF

kiwiol · « **Reply #170 on:** January 13, 2010, 08:06:55 AM »

Quote from: Hurricane Beef ! on January 13, 2010, 07:57:07 AM

A friend of THE BEEF's who has done a lot of session work ( drumming ) pre and post production work with Bob Rock ( who produced for Metallica ) and knows his music looked at this for THE BEEF and just smiled. He then muttered something about " a dime a dozen, " went and took a shit in my basemment washroom and never commented further.

Enough said.

THE BEEF

THE BEEF, you got any news on Johnny Vegas? Does he still have 21" arms

Army of One · « **Reply #171 on:** January 13, 2010, 08:13:51 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on January 13, 2010, 08:06:55 AM

THE BEEF, you got any news on Johnny Vegas? Does he still have 21" arms

Kiwiol. what do you think these arms measure, post arms crossed outer hand bicep pushout maneuver?

2ND COMING · « **Reply #172 on:** January 13, 2010, 08:19:56 AM »

great thread. will read again.

nycbull · « **Reply #173 on:** January 13, 2010, 08:21:05 AM »

CT = most boring state in the union.

Do not get stuck on I-95 or you will want to kill yourself.

2ND COMING · « **Reply #174 on:** January 13, 2010, 08:25:37 AM »

Quote from: nycbull on January 13, 2010, 08:21:05 AM

CT = most boring state in the union.

Do not get stuck on I-95 or you will want to kill yourself.

ct still has access to the ocean

two words.

south dakota.

Author Topic: Jade + Rock Star=???? (Read 41649 times)

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