For Those of You that Dislike Me

[ManBearPig...]

if i knew how to read others, calculate odds, bluff well, limit my losses and maximize my wins, i'd win at poker too.   

[disturbia]

I flopped quad 3s once and got 800bb's in the pot vs AA on an A33 board...you can guess the rest.

The best part was the look on my friends face when our hands when I exposed my hand when the money went in. I didn't want to slowroll and was very close to positive he had AA, so I just flipped my hand up with a "sorry dude" look on my face. My friend, who I was staking and he was running terrible, just made the most disgusted "Eeeewwww you fucking luckbox" face at me, like so totally annoyed that I flopped that well....well then when the A hit the turn his face just froze in this combination of glee/puke that made me bust out laughing. The worst part? $77k bad beat jackpot that I didn't qualify for. Had to be quad Jacks or better....

Omaha Hi?

[clownbaby]

how are the live cash games in canada? the low stakes live cash games in atlantic city and Connecticut are pretty easy to build a roll, and the live low-medium stake tourneys are filled with total nits and terrible players.  Maybe you should cross the border and set up shop in the U.S.  The towns surrounding the casinos have pretty low rent (expect maybe vegas), but you would not get any health care or benefits and i heard that your government does not tax winnings?