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Parnevik laying Smackdown on Tiger
« on: December 03, 2009, 05:30:25 AM »
Jesper Parvenik, 5 time tour winner, says in article today:

"I should apologize to Elin for introducing her to Tiger, and hope that she uses a driver next time instead of a three iron..."

and...

"Tiger should maybe not heed Nike and not 'Just Do It', like the ads say..."

Bahaha

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Re: Parnevik laying Smackdown on Tiger
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2009, 06:04:36 AM »
Quote from: lax on December 03, 2009, 05:30:25 AM
Jesper Parvenik, 5 time tour winner, says in article today:

"I should apologize to Elin for introducing her to Tiger, and hope that she uses a driver next time instead of a three iron..."

and...

"Tiger should maybe not heed Nike and not 'Just Do It', like the ads say..."

Bahaha

beautiful


Im sure Jesper has lived a flawless, fault-free life.
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Re: Parnevik laying Smackdown on Tiger
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2009, 06:16:45 AM »
Quote from: Royalty on December 03, 2009, 06:04:36 AM

Im sure Jesper has lived a flawless, fault-free life.

he is jesus' special child so I have heard
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Re: Parnevik laying Smackdown on Tiger
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2009, 06:22:34 AM »
Quote from: lax on December 03, 2009, 06:16:45 AM
he is jesus' special child so I have heard

Elin is a grown up and makes her own decisions. I could be wrong but I think that she wasnt looking to marry just anyone. Probably was looking for a famous rich guy. Strong morals and character were not high on her "husband checklist"

so she got what she was looking for.


But Tiger at least ackowledges his errors. Now his friends are kicking him while he is down.
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Re: Parnevik laying Smackdown on Tiger
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2009, 06:25:14 AM »


But Tiger at least ackowledges his errors. Now his friends are kicking him while he is down.
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haha... what else is he supposed to do...??? he got caught with his hand in the cookie jar... oh brotha ::)
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Re: Parnevik laying Smackdown on Tiger
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2009, 06:25:32 AM »
Quote from: Royalty on December 03, 2009, 06:22:34 AM
Elin is a grown up and makes her own decisions. I could be wrong but I think that she wasnt looking to marry just anyone. Probably was looking for a famous rich guy. Strong morals and character were not high on her "husband checklist"

everyone is a product of their actions
all women want that 'special guy'
you are right about famous rich guy as she was nanny to jesper and his wife, so she was around $$ and wanted it
Tiger strongly purveyed himself as someone with 'strong morals and chracter'

so she got what she was looking for.


But Tiger at least ackowledges his errors. Now his friends are kicking him while he is down.
can't believe why Jesper would say that publicly...musta been dissed by Tiger...gotta admit that many of the pros were tired of riding in Tiger's wake and are happy for his travails
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Re: Parnevik laying Smackdown on Tiger
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2009, 06:26:30 AM »
Quote from: nukkaready on December 03, 2009, 06:25:14 AM

But Tiger at least ackowledges his errors. Now his friends are kicking him while he is down.


haha... what else is he supposed to do...??? he got caught with his hand in the cookie jar... oh brotha ::)

right
only regret is getting caught
to repeat a tired, oft-used axiom
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Re: Parnevik laying Smackdown on Tiger
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2009, 06:35:23 AM »
haha yes, another rich black man is in trouble, and what do you know... mike dusa is here to start a thread bashing them.

lax, don't hate us brothers.  hate your own life for turning out so terrible ;)
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Re: Parnevik laying Smackdown on Tiger
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2009, 06:36:29 AM »
Quote from: nukkaready on December 03, 2009, 06:25:14 AM

But Tiger at least ackowledges his errors. Now his friends are kicking him while he is down.


haha... what else is he supposed to do...??? he got caught with his hand in the cookie jar... oh brotha ::)


He couldve not said a thing. He couldve kept quiet.

But he did the right thing spoke about.
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Re: Parnevik laying Smackdown on Tiger
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2009, 06:38:20 AM »
Quote from: lax on December 03, 2009, 05:30:25 AM
Jesper Parvenik, 5 time tour winner, says in article today:

"I should apologize to Elin for introducing her to Tiger, and hope that she uses a driver next time instead of a three iron..."

and...

"Tiger should maybe not heed Nike and not 'Just Do It', like the ads say..."

Bahaha

beautiful

youre still unmarried, and 'supporting the nephew', right?

come on man, get your own mess in order before bashing tigers.
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Re: Parnevik laying Smackdown on Tiger
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2009, 06:38:53 AM »
Quote from: Royalty on December 03, 2009, 06:36:29 AM

He couldve not said a thing. He couldve kept quiet.

But he did the right thing spoke about.

he was pushed into it
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Re: Parnevik laying Smackdown on Tiger
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2009, 06:40:37 AM »
it's a rough situation all around.  there are better ways to experience other women, if that's what tiger wanted.  marry a girl who is cool with 3-ways, or don't get married at all.

the girl he married looks to be a bit crazy though.
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Re: Parnevik laying Smackdown on Tiger
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2009, 06:43:00 AM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on December 03, 2009, 06:40:37 AM
it's a rough situation all around.  there are better ways to experience other women, if that's what tiger wanted.  marry a girl who is cool with 3-ways, or don't get married at all.

the girl he married looks to be a bit crazy though.
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Re: Parnevik laying Smackdown on Tiger
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2009, 06:44:57 AM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on December 03, 2009, 06:40:37 AM
it's a rough situation all around.  there are better ways to experience other women, if that's what tiger wanted.  marry a girl who is cool with 3-ways, or don't get married at all.
real sports on HBO sometime ago had a segment on about how NBA wives did not care that their husbands banged everything on the road bc itb was fair trade-off for their exhorbitant lifestyles

healthy
the girl he married looks to be a bit crazy though.
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Re: Parnevik laying Smackdown on Tiger
« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2009, 06:45:23 AM »
we know that she'll smash out windows on a moving vehicle of a man just trying to exit a situation - and possibly assault him, if that happened too.

what if she hit him in the head and killed him?  Sheeit, if Tiger had hit her in the head with a golf club, we'd be seeing his ass in Orlando jail right now.
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Re: Parnevik laying Smackdown on Tiger
« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2009, 06:52:16 AM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on December 03, 2009, 06:45:23 AM
we know that she'll smash out windows on a moving vehicle of a man just trying to exit a situation - and possibly assault him, if that happened too.

what if she hit him in the head and killed him?  Sheeit, if Tiger had hit her in the head with a golf club, we'd be seeing his ass in Orlando jail right now.

ida know
with his kinda $$$
he'd likely spin it somehow and get off
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Re: Parnevik laying Smackdown on Tiger
« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2009, 07:51:44 AM »
Quote from: io856 on December 03, 2009, 06:43:00 AM

mudshark bitch, i hope they both die in a car accident or somthing
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Re: Parnevik laying Smackdown on Tiger
« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2009, 08:18:20 AM »
Quote from: Dachande on December 03, 2009, 07:51:44 AM
mudshark bitch, i hope they both die in a car accident or somthing

WTF?  ???
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Re: Parnevik laying Smackdown on Tiger
« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2009, 08:45:29 AM »
the swedes know how to throw an owning
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Re: Parnevik laying Smackdown on Tiger
« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2009, 10:16:11 AM »
me too i hope they both r driving through one of those canyons n sum guy n girl havin a fight in their car run them off the road n they tumble down the mountainsde in a ball of fire 750 feet down to their final demise!!! yeeeeaaaaaa!!!!  i hate therefore i am hhhahahhahhaha    i cant stand   the tiger!!
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Re: Parnevik laying Smackdown on Tiger
« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2009, 11:12:08 AM »
well, if he was on trial for killing a girl with a golf club, I think a few sponsors might back off a bit.
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Re: Parnevik laying Smackdown on Tiger
« Reply #21 on: December 04, 2009, 01:28:52 AM »
Quote from: Swede! on December 03, 2009, 08:45:29 AM
the swedes know how to throw an owning

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Re: Parnevik laying Smackdown on Tiger
« Reply #22 on: December 04, 2009, 01:51:37 AM »
Quote from: lax on December 03, 2009, 05:30:25 AM
Jesper Parvenik, 5 time tour winner, says in article today:

"I should apologize to Elin for introducing her to Tiger, and hope that she uses a driver next time instead of a three iron..."

and...

"Tiger should maybe not heed Nike and not 'Just Do It', like the ads say..."

Bahaha

beautiful
haha, What a fag.  Somebody should smack this fool.  Back dooring a buddy because he cheated on his wife?
The guy has a ton of pussy coming at him all the time, what's he to do?
The reason most guys don't cheat, brutal lack of options. ;)
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Re: Parnevik laying Smackdown on Tiger
« Reply #23 on: December 04, 2009, 05:17:44 AM »
Quote from: Croatch on December 04, 2009, 01:51:37 AM
haha, What a fag.  Somebody should smack this fool.  Back dooring a buddy because he cheated on his wife?
The guy has a ton of pussy coming at him all the time, what's he to do?
The reason most guys don't cheat, brutal lack of options. ;)


QFT on all counts
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Re: Parnevik laying Smackdown on Tiger
« Reply #24 on: December 04, 2009, 05:20:55 AM »
Quote from: caseyviator on December 03, 2009, 10:16:11 AM
me too i hope they both r driving through one of those canyons n sum guy n girl havin a fight in their car run them off the road n they tumble down the mountainsde in a ball of fire 750 feet down to their final demise!!! yeeeeaaaaaa!!!!  i hate therefore i am hhhahahhahhaha    i cant stand   the tiger!!
i like your spunk
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