Tiger Wood - 15 women and sponsors not jumping ship

[Kwon]

It always works best if we stick to our own races, thats not to say that any are superior it just works better and the children don't end up with an identity crisis halfway through their life.

Rather, he should stick to his instincts, not the race.

If everyone thought like that, we would not have such "prominent" actors such as Keanu Reeves et al.

[Tapeworm]

I feel for you... no seriously 

Ok what's love?

[Parker]

Rather, he should stick to his instincts, not the race.

If everyone thought like that, we would not have such "prominent" actors such as Keanu Reeves et al.

You have to understand, this is coming from someone who does not understand the dynamics of sex or relationships. Elin married a young, rich, famous golfer...he cheated...the end. She could have married a famous, rich pastor, and it just might have been worse, except she wouldn't get as much money.

[The Showstoppa]

Ok what's love?

[Thin Lizzy]

Looks like she's tried to kill herself.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,579698,00.html

Apparently, it was his mother-in-law. She was admitted with stomach pains.

Maybe, Tiger fuked her too hard.

Older women can't take that type of punishment.

[saucetradomous]

Tiger is a true ICON now.

[Tom]

it's becoming official! tiger is now the number 1 male world renown sports whore! but what's more important is he's even more of a loser and dumbass!

1) if your that horny why in the hell get married?! and don't tell me he's was pressured by his sponsors and the media and hanger ons and so on to do it to have some great reputation! what was he 12? no, he was a GROWN MAN! hell, tell everyone you don't want to get married you like the ladies too much and be done with it! of course though....

he still had/would have this pristine reputation as a goody goody and the fact that even if he wasn't married, the fact that he seems to be a horny male whore banging subpar waitresses and model wannabees and basically loser women would have ruined the reputation anyway.

of course the funniest thing is that if he was tiger woods, the accountant or tiger woods, the auto mechanic surely he isn't stupid enough to know that he would not be getting ANY PUSSY FROM ANYONE!

AFTERALL he is one stupid looking/stupid geeky acting "golfer"!

[Tapeworm]

Ya I can't dance either. 

[Tom]

i've been saying it for years now, if your rich and famous why in the hell get married you know in this age you will always always have women throwing themselves at you, you'll alway have to question their intentions and always have to worry if sometime down the line, they will blackmail you or try to ruin your reputation for money or for their own 15 minutes of fame. so like i've said if your rich and famous and you have to screw around, do it with someone else whose also rich and famous because 1) she has her own money and fame and won't need yours and 2) she has her own reputation to worry about so if she lies about your 1 night stand or relationship and it turns out she is wrong she has her only herself!

of course if you have the mentality of hugh hefner, tiger woods and so on and don't give a shit and realize that if you weren't famous or rich you would never get any (hefner as a "normal" senior citizen would be utterly laughed at by every woman walking and the same with nerdy geeky looking tiger!) and you use your fame and riches to get pussy, then don't be stupid and surprised with some lower class lady you did for a night will come back to bite you and your bank account in the ass! dumb shits!

and yes, these women are skanks and whores but 1) they got off on the fact they were banging tiger woods and somehow "captured him" of course it was the allure of him being tiger woods, not that he was some hunk they TRULY WANTED TO BANG THEM! AND 2) because no one cares about these nobody women, but yes, the media should also be turning on these women too, but then again lastly, are they married like tiger? NO! did they project a holier than thou image to the world and love it when the world and media ate it up, buying his stuff making him a billionaire? NO! so i guess that's a few reasons why the world and media is ripping on tiger and not these whores.

[Tapeworm]

it's becoming official! tiger is now the number 1 male world renown sports whore! but what's more important is he's even more of a loser and dumbass!

1) if your that horny why in the hell get married?! and don't tell me he's was pressured by his sponsors and the media and hanger ons and so on to do it to have some great reputation! what was he 12? no, he was a GROWN MAN! hell, tell everyone you don't want to get married you like the ladies too much and be done with it! of course though....

he still had/would have this pristine reputation as a goody goody and the fact that even if he wasn't married, the fact that he seems to be a horny male whore banging subpar waitresses and model wannabees and basically loser women would have ruined the reputation anyway.

of course the funniest thing is that if he was tiger woods, the accountant or tiger woods, the auto mechanic surely he isn't stupid enough to know that he would not be getting ANY PUSSY FROM ANYONE!

AFTERALL he is one stupid looking/stupid geeky acting "golfer"!

Why does anyone get married and then screw around?  Everyone carries on about 'new pussy' and 'men are dogs' or some bullshit.  I was never tempted to fuck around until things were badly on the rocks and I felt (and was) emotionally isolated.  Didn't do it but it's not as if I would have been destroying something of value to anyone.

This was not some happy marriage Tiger was running around on.  Maybe it became obvious to him that he was this Swede's mealticket (no shit Tiger) and her affection for him was entirely conditional on his wealth and status rather than who he is inside.  He was lonely at home so he went out and found some women who were always glad to see him.  Stupid but same as it ever was.

[IronMagazine.com]

x2. If anything it'll bring some much-needed attention to the products that Tiger is sponsored by especially in light of the current economic climate.

Haha - imagine - Gillette will be raking it in - they have these three guys advertising their razors:

Tiger = cheated on his pregnant wife
Thierry Henry = cheated by handling the ball which put Ireland out the World Cup
Roger Federer = ? Anything you want to tell us Roger?

this might change things: http://www.usmagazine.com/index.php/celebritynews/guy-shots-were-trying-to-authenticate-them-2009712

[Tre]

Fuck Tiger and his skanks.

So, are we operating on the assumption that the higher-class ass are keeping their mouths shut or do we believe that Tiger was nothing but a slumlord?

And IF the hotter women are keeping silent, is it because they want to maintain their Tiger access, or is it because they don't want the world to know that they've had the vaginas wrapped around a little dick that's been in 60 different trailer parks?

[The Showstoppa]

So, are we operating on the assumption that the higher-class ass are keeping their mouths shut or do we believe that Tiger was nothing but a slumlord?

And IF the hotter women are keeping silent, is it because they want to maintain their Tiger access, or is it because they don't want the world to know that they've had the vaginas wrapped around a little dick that's been in 60 different trailer parks?

hahah, good analysis.  Personally, I think Tiger liked to slum it.  He probably thought there was less chance of them getting "uppity" on him.....haha, poor nerd.  He was busy hitting wedges when everybody else was learning life lessons.  He could have stuck to high-class whores who wouldn't need the money or fame, but didn't.

Or maybe he inherited his penis from his asian side and just didn't measure up.....

[RancherRanger]

Michael Phelps lost a ton of sponsors over a picture of him with a bong.  Tiger is caught commiting adultery multiple times, yet his sponsors are behind him.  You tell me what the difference is!

[dan18]

OCOEE, Fla. (AP) - Emergency crews were summoned to Tiger Woods' Orlando-area mansion for the second time in less than two weeks Tuesday, this time because his mother-in-law was having stomach pains.

Barbro Holmberg was taken by ambulance to Health Central Hospital after someone called 911 about 2:35 a.m., hospital spokesman Dan Yates said. She was in stable condition later Tuesday and her condition was not serious, but Yates said he could not be more specific because of privacy laws.

His troubles have just begun if his wife leaves him she will make a bundle...
pre-nup out the window because he cheated so it becomes null and void.
That will become the most expensive pussy he ever bought

[polychronopolous]

I never thought I would see "poor" and "tiger woods" in the same sentence.

[Tre]

Michael Phelps lost a ton of sponsors over a picture of him with a bong.  Tiger is caught committing adultery multiple times, yet his sponsors are behind him.  You tell me what the difference is!

Phelps lost Kellogg's, so he'll no longer be appearing on boxes of Frosted Flakes, but ALL his other major sponsors stayed with him and since that incident, he's picked up at least one new well-publicized deal as well. 

Tiger's brand has everything to do with him being the best and has nothing at all to do with him being a 'family man'.  That's not who he is and that's not what he sells.  That's why him having 50+ affairs has zero to do with his marketability. 

[Tre]

OCOEE, Fla. (AP) - Emergency crews were summoned to Tiger Woods' Orlando-area mansion for the second time in less than two weeks Tuesday, this time because his mother-in-law was having stomach pains.

Barbro Holmberg was taken by ambulance to Health Central Hospital after someone called 911 about 2:35 a.m., hospital spokesman Dan Yates said. She was in stable condition later Tuesday and her condition was not serious, but Yates said he could not be more specific because of privacy laws.

His troubles have just begun if his wife leaves him she will make a bundle...
pre-nup out the window because he cheated so it becomes null and void.
That will become the most expensive pussy he ever bought

I hope that Barb is ok. 

If the wife *stays* she makes a bundle, but if she leaves, not so much.  Although I have not seen the original pre-nup, I highly doubt it contained any sort of infidelity provisions. 

I think Elin could've forgiven one affair or even a few flings, but I don't think she'll ever sleep with him again now.  He's humiliated her. 

[240 is Back]

Gatorade just stopped the Tiger FOCUS line of drinks.

[rockyfortune]

Gatorade just stopped the Tiger FOCUS line of drinks.

and it begins!

[body88]

Phelps lost Kellogg's, so he'll no longer be appearing on boxes of Frosted Flakes, but ALL his other major sponsors stayed with him and since that incident, he's picked up at least one new well-publicized deal as well. 

Tiger's brand has everything to do with him being the best and has nothing at all to do with him being a 'family man'.  That's not who he is and that's not what he sells.  That's why him having 50+ affairs has zero to do with his marketability. 

To a point.  Now that there are pornstars and such coming out of the woodwork, companies might start to take a closer look.  Endorsements are all about credibility and lending the endorsers credibility to a product or service.  If Woods tarnishes his name to the point where he becomes a punchline, he might lose a couple of his biggest sponsors (as in the won't re-up when hi contract runs out).  He's ok now, but if anything outrageous comes out he might see some dropage.

[dan18]

and it begins!

yea but his net worth is crazy even after the divorce and or sponsors who drop him
hes worth millions...his pride and rep is the only thing money cant fix

[jwb]

Hot swedish chicks don't tend to forgive 10+ affairs... She'll stay for the money and until her kids are a bit older then cash up and go home...

[MuscleMcMannus]

Why does anyone get married and then screw around?  Everyone carries on about 'new pussy' and 'men are dogs' or some bullshit.  I was never tempted to fuck around until things were badly on the rocks and I felt (and was) emotionally isolated.  Didn't do it but it's not as if I would have been destroying something of value to anyone.

This was not some happy marriage Tiger was running around on.  Maybe it became obvious to him that he was this Swede's mealticket (no shit Tiger) and her affection for him was entirely conditional on his wealth and status rather than who he is inside.  He was lonely at home so he went out and found some women who were always glad to see him.  Stupid but same as it ever was.

Lonely?  Glad to see him?  Conditional on his wealth?  LMAO!...........then go fucking fall in love with ONE WOMAN!!!!!!!  There's absolutely no need to go fuck 15 women least of all waitresses and models.  As if they aren't money grubbing whores like his wife.  I might have some sympathy for Tiger if he was seeing one woman behind Elin's back for all these years.  One he might happen to love.  But fucking around with some straight up skanks means one thing................the dude was a fucking nerd who never learned about pussy before he was rich and famous.  Now when he's knee deep in it he can't handle it.  I feel sorry for the dude really.  I mean he's the world's best golfer, filthy rich etc.  But he caves like a little girl around women and pussy.  He's hardly a real man.  A real man would never have gotten married in the first place and would be fucking bitches left and right giving a big middle finger to anyone he wants.  Instead the dude married some chick to "appear" normal and hide behind what everyone else wanted him to be.  Fuck Tiger...........he'll look back on his life like a lot of rich, celebrities/athletes and realize money doesn't mean shit in the grand scheme of things. 

I mean if you're going to fuck around on your wife who the fuck bangs waitresses? 

[Tre]

To a point.  Now that there are pornstars and such coming out of the woodwork, companies might start to take a closer look.  Endorsements are all about credibility and lending the endorsers credibility to a product or service.  If Woods tarnishes his name to the point where he becomes a punchline, he might lose a couple of his biggest sponsors (as in the won't re-up when hi contract runs out).  He's ok now, but if anything outrageous comes out he might see some dropage.

The surprise is that none of these girls is pregnant. 

I forget who the sports talk guy was that said it, but it comes down to one truism - guys do everything in the world for one reason alone, and that's to get laid.  Guys who work their asses off to be #1 at something that is going to get them paid a lot of money or bring a lot of fame don't do it because they want to settle down with the frumpy, dumpy girl who just wants to have his babies.  They do it so that they can bang hot-ass chicks whenever they want, even if they've got a girlfriend at home. 

Look at the brands Tiger represents - Nike, AT&T, Gatorade, Tag Heuer, etc.  It could even be argued that the only 'off-brand' Tiger ever represented was Buick! 

They're all selling to guys who want to be like Tiger and if he gets back on Tour and surpasses Jack's major total, this will even be more of a distant memory until such time as he enters a supposedly committed relationship with someone else.