If you have five dollars and Zack Khan has five dollars, Zack Khan has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Zack Khan's computer. Zack Khan is always in control.
Apple pays Zack Khan 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Zack Khan can sneeze with his eyes open.
Zack Khan can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Zack Khan is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Zack Khan destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Zack Khan can kill two stones with one bird.