Who cares if a bodybuilder wants to tap some hot ass on the sly while he's at an Expo or show? The whole point is that you don't do it by text because that can hit 'Reply' at anytime and when your girl picks up the phone while you're asleep or the Phone is charging and sees 'I'm staying at the Hyatt. Why? Are you horny?', that's the beginning of the end.
Either don't text or get one of those pay as you go phones and keep it a secret like the Batphone. Charge it at the office and hide it in the car your girl doesn't have the extra keys to. Yes, it seems like a lot of work, but so is extricating your arm out from behind a fitness girl's head after she falls asleep and sneaking out to call the wife to let her know that everything is good and you're just tired and you'll call her in the morning.
The problem is that this is college level stuff and most of these pro athletes never finished college. Btw I didnt take Cheating 452 until my senior year of college.