Author Topic: Group sex question (Read 6953 times)

outby43 · « **Reply #25 on:** December 04, 2009, 11:05:52 PM »

Quote from: gordiano on December 04, 2009, 11:02:34 PM

Are you fucking serious? When did this happen? They seemed good for each other..... $:-\$

Quote from: Laura Lee on November 12, 2009, 02:07:15 AM

True regarding Mike and I but c'est la vie . Things happen.

Clancy · « **Reply #26 on:** December 04, 2009, 11:26:22 PM »

That's what happens when you spend too much time looking in the mirror and posting on Getbig and not Fucking your old bag.Too bad I thought they looked good together in their trailer.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #27 on:** December 04, 2009, 11:28:23 PM »

Quote from: gordiano on December 04, 2009, 11:02:34 PM

Are you fucking serious? When did this happen? They seemed good for each other..... $:-\$

Haven't seen Mike around. Guess Laura got Getbig. Seems like a pretty amicable break as these things go, no one ranting & raving.

gordiano · « **Reply #28 on:** December 04, 2009, 11:48:48 PM »

Quote from: xbht on December 04, 2009, 11:05:52 PM

That's too bad...

(FUCKING QUOTE FUNCTION!)

I was wondering about Mike myself, Tapeworm.

Oh well.....shit happens. I wish them both the best.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #29 on:** December 04, 2009, 11:52:57 PM »

Quote from: gordiano on December 04, 2009, 11:48:48 PM

That's too bad...

(FUCKING QUOTE FUNCTION!)

I was wondering about Mike myself, Tapeworm.

Oh well.....shit happens. I wish them both an orgy meganut.

x2

Tapeworm · « **Reply #30 on:** December 05, 2009, 12:19:30 AM »

Quote from: arce1988 on December 04, 2009, 10:11:26 PM

POTY!

Little more talkative than usual today. Everything ok?

Kwon · « **Reply #31 on:** December 05, 2009, 12:28:20 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on December 04, 2009, 09:40:48 PM

Not sure I could stay hard while wondering if some dude is going to freak out and grab a Louisville.

Was ist der "grab a Louisville"?

Tapeworm · « **Reply #32 on:** December 05, 2009, 07:55:20 PM »

Quote from: Kwon on December 05, 2009, 12:28:20 AM

Was ist der "grab a Louisville"?

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #33 on:** December 05, 2009, 07:56:33 PM »

If you see his anus at any stage then you are gay.

drkaje · « **Reply #34 on:** December 05, 2009, 07:58:43 PM »

DP just seems gay to me.

There's not much anatomy between the anus and vagina.

chaos · « **Reply #35 on:** December 05, 2009, 08:13:01 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on December 05, 2009, 07:58:43 PM

DP just seems gay to me.

There's not much anatomy between the anus and vagina.

Not even enough to keep the balls apart.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #36 on:** December 05, 2009, 08:14:52 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on December 05, 2009, 07:58:43 PM

DP just seems gay to me.

There's not much anatomy between the anus and vagina.

Yes. After some consideration I've decided to leave that to the porn guys but will oblige with a dildo if requested. Also, any multi player games will require a balanced ratio, all spoofing to be carried out within the confines of an orifice so as to minimize splatter or smear, no sloppy seconds for me, all parties required to meet minimum physical standards, etc.

So would requiring the signatures of all prospective participants make me seem, you know, uptight?

chaos · « **Reply #37 on:** December 05, 2009, 08:19:21 PM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on December 05, 2009, 08:14:52 PM

Yes. After some consideration I've decided to leave that to the porn guys but will oblige with a dildo if requested. Also, any multi player games will require a balanced ratio, all spoofing to be carried out within the confines of an orifice so as to minimize splatter or smear, no sloppy seconds for me, all parties required to meet minimum physical standards, etc.

So would requiring the signatures of all prospective participants make me seem, you know, uptight?

Why are you so interested in adding another dude to the mix?

Stick with chicks only, unlees you are into the wiggs type sex, in that case.......

Outed.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #38 on:** December 05, 2009, 08:20:40 PM »

Quote from: chaos on December 05, 2009, 08:13:01 PM

Not even enough to keep the balls apart.

Holy Shit! Million Dollar Idea!!

"The Ball Wall" - A comfortable partition designed to eliminate that uncomfortable man to man contact experienced during dp operations. Available in hot pink, tiger stripe, and manly camo. $19.95.

Migs · « **Reply #39 on:** December 05, 2009, 08:23:54 PM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on December 04, 2009, 08:07:18 PM

What is the no homo protocol?

one guy only (you) and many women = no homo

two guys and a couple girls = homo

Tapeworm · « **Reply #40 on:** December 05, 2009, 08:32:30 PM »

Quote from: chaos on December 05, 2009, 08:19:21 PM

Why are you so interested in adding another dude to the mix?

Stick with chicks only, unlees you are into the wiggs type sex, in that case.......

Outed.

Tbh I'm not, but I'm going to have to slap up a pic on a 'dating' site soon and I know from experience what that brings.

Seemed like an amusing topic. And you got to out me. See? It all worked out.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #41 on:** December 05, 2009, 08:33:27 PM »

Quote from: Migs on December 05, 2009, 08:23:54 PM

one guy only (you) and many women = no homo

two guys and a couple girls = homo

Heavyweight opinion from The Mod!

drkaje · « **Reply #42 on:** December 05, 2009, 08:46:10 PM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on December 05, 2009, 08:20:40 PM

Holy Shit! Million Dollar Idea!!

"The Ball Wall" - A comfortable partition designed to eliminate that uncomfortable man to man contact experienced during dp operations. Available in hot pink, tiger stripe, and manly camo. $19.95.

Take either hand and make a pinching motion with one finger in each hole. It don't take a rocket scientist to see two dudes can't hit the same end of a chick without bumping dicks unless one of them is hung like a gerbil.

That kind of situation makes no sense to someone who doesn't even like to crowd meat in a frying pan.

chaos · « **Reply #43 on:** December 05, 2009, 08:47:20 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on December 05, 2009, 08:46:10 PM

Take either hand and make a pinching motion with one finger in each hole. It don't take a rocket scientist to see two dudes can't hit the same end of a chick without bumping dicks unless one of them is hung like a gerbil.

That kind of situation makes no sense to someone who doesn't even like to crowd meat in a frying pan.

haha

Tapeworm · « **Reply #44 on:** December 05, 2009, 08:54:26 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on December 05, 2009, 08:46:10 PM

Take either hand and make a pinching motion with one finger in each hole. It don't take a rocket scientist to see two dudes can't hit the same end of a chick without bumping dicks unless one of them is hung like a gerbil.

That kind of situation makes no sense to someone who doesn't even like to crowd meat in a frying pan.

While the bowling ball analogy stands, I think you're overlooking the potential of this product. If you don't want in on the ground floor then Chaos and I will just have to split the profits 50-50.

After my costs and incidental expences of course, C. Sure you understand.

polychronopolous · « **Reply #45 on:** December 05, 2009, 09:02:56 PM »

If you are in a three some with another man and you look over and see his hard on and you yourself STILL have a hard on then most likely you are gay.

chaos · « **Reply #46 on:** December 05, 2009, 09:03:37 PM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on December 05, 2009, 08:54:26 PM

While the bowling ball analogy stands, I think you're overlooking the potential of this product. If you don't want in on the ground floor then Chaos and I will just have to split the profits 50-50.

After my costs and incidental expences of course, C. Sure you understand.

I'll just sit back and collect my checks, thanks.

Think of all the dp porn scenes with a little plastic ball protector between the swinging sacks.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #47 on:** December 05, 2009, 09:07:56 PM »

Quote from: chaos on December 05, 2009, 09:03:37 PM

I'll just sit back and collect my checks, thanks.

Think of all the dp porn scenes with a little plastic ball protector between the swinging sacks.

Market research time.

Grant?

chaos · « **Reply #48 on:** December 05, 2009, 09:08:51 PM »

The Sack Skid Plate.

drkaje · « **Reply #49 on:** December 05, 2009, 09:18:40 PM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on December 05, 2009, 08:54:26 PM

While the bowling ball analogy stands, I think you're overlooking the potential of this product. If you don't want in on the ground floor then Chaos and I will just have to split the profits 50-50.

After my costs and incidental expences of course, C. Sure you understand.

You two can do product testing together for all I care, LOL!