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i told my mom...
« on: December 04, 2009, 09:30:28 PM »
...that i have given up dating....for good!.....she slapped me :D

i then told her that earlier this week i made my sister my sole beneficiary for all of my insurance policies, bank accounts, etc, etc.

that made her a little happier, but she is still wickedly pissed ;D

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Re: i told my mom...
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2009, 09:31:54 PM »
...that i have given up dating....for good!.....she slapped me :D

i then told her that earlier this week i made my sister my sole beneficiary for all of my insurance policies, bank accounts, etc, etc.

that made her a little happier, but she is still wickedly pissed ;D

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How much is your allowance?
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Re: i told my mom...
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2009, 09:39:31 PM »
How much is your allowance?
i wish i had a allowance, i would totally retire ;D

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Re: i told my mom...
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2009, 06:21:51 AM »
...that i have given up dating....for good!.....she slapped me :D



alright!

1 night stands only from now on eh mate!  8)
carpe` vaginum!

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Re: i told my mom...
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2009, 07:36:02 AM »
...that i have given up dating....for good!.....she slapped me :D



I know this shouldn't have made me laugh but it did.





"1 night stands only from now on eh mate!  "  

Gross!



bench, what is up w/the hot deaf girl?
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Re: i told my mom...
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2009, 10:38:04 AM »
I know this shouldn't have made me laugh but it did.





"1 night stands only from now on eh mate!  "  

Gross!



bench, what is up w/the hot deaf girl?
i don't know. once i stopped driving her around i almost immediately stopped hanging out with her.

i was never trying to be with her though.

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Re: i told my mom...
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2009, 11:07:50 AM »


i was never trying to be with her though.

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fuck sex...you coulda had fun with that in SOOOOOOOOO many other ways man
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Re: i told my mom...
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2009, 11:24:28 AM »
fuck sex...you coulda had fun with that in SOOOOOOOOO many other ways man
i know, but it just isnt fun anymore. i am happier doing stupid shit than chasing ass these days.

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Re: i told my mom...
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2009, 07:09:06 PM »
wth! 

oh wait i don't date either.  damn it to hell. 

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Re: i told my mom...
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2009, 07:57:43 PM »
wth! 

oh wait i don't date either.  damn it to hell. 
i am slowly working to become a hermit :D

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Re: i told my mom...
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2009, 08:01:33 PM »
it's a worthy cause.  I was striving to be a shut-in like the people on Maury or Jerry Springer.

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Re: i told my mom...
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2009, 08:05:26 PM »
it's a worthy cause.  I was striving to be a shut-in like the people on Maury or Jerry Springer.
i think its really for the best. i am tired of wasting time in relationships that fail. so instead of evaluating, and working on the problem.....i just quit  :D

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Re: i told my mom...
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2009, 08:10:32 PM »
damn skippy.  why work at something when you can get the same result without the effort?  Just not worth it.  Besides, you have to deal with them complaining all the time.  "why don't you share your feelings?"   "why can't you be more available?"   "why is it you always finish first?"  It's never ending.

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Re: i told my mom...
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2009, 09:03:37 PM »
damn skippy.  why work at something when you can get the same result without the effort?  Just not worth it.  Besides, you have to deal with them complaining all the time.  "why don't you share your feelings?"   "why can't you be more available?"   "why is it you always finish first?"  It's never ending.
because men dont share their damn feeling, only women, gays, and the french do that shit!!!!

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Re: i told my mom...
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2009, 09:15:20 PM »
men feel hunger, pain (although never admitted), gasiness, and horniness.  All other feelings are made up.

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Re: i told my mom...
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2009, 09:54:34 PM »
men feel hunger, pain (although never admitted), gasiness, and horniness.  All other feelings are made up.
these days i feel hunger, rage, depressed, and euphoric sometimes.

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Re: i told my mom...
« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2009, 06:30:16 PM »
these days i feel hunger, rage, depressed, and euphoric sometimes.

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those are male suitable feelings.

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Re: i told my mom...
« Reply #17 on: December 06, 2009, 06:52:37 PM »
those are male suitable feelings.
those are alpha male only feeling junior ;D

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Re: i told my mom...
« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2009, 07:23:50 PM »
my allpha male feelings are hunger, rage, horny, hungr, thirsty, horny again