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Small Calves: It can even happen to billionaires
« on: December 09, 2009, 10:54:47 AM »
Tiger Was Very Insecure About His Small Calves, Says Mistress

Tiger Woods is a 33 year-old billionaire and widely considered the greatest golfer in history, but there's something that he hates about himself: his calves!

Jaimee Grubbs -- who says she had 20 sexual encounters with Woods over a 31-month period -- revealed her ex-boyfriend's body hangups to Us Weekly.

In April 2007, Grubbs had just met Woods in Las Vegas, and was hanging out alone in the entertainment room of his MGM Grand mansion.

The golfer arrived and "told me he had done a workout and he was going to do another workout for legs," Grubbs tells Us.

Observing the athlete, Grubbs sassed back, "I said, 'For someone who works out a lot, you sure have small calves!'"

Woods didn't take the ribbing well. "I remember him giving me the biggest death look. He told me he was very insecure about the size of his calves. He said, 'I can't grow calves.' And I was like, 'Okay, sorry!'


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Re: Small Calves: It can even happen to billionaires
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2009, 10:57:23 AM »
Black man's calves and love for white women.
Asian man's driving skills.

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Re: Small Calves: It can even happen to billionaires
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2009, 10:58:05 AM »
tiger should have used synthol.  all the millionaire pro bodybuilders use it.

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Re: Small Calves: It can even happen to billionaires
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2009, 11:01:18 AM »
calves... as if his quads are anything to be proud of  ::)

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Re: Small Calves: It can even happen to billionaires
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2009, 11:23:29 AM »
this fucking guy is going to be a laughingstock by year end...all his little secrets are going to come out...

guess earl never told tiger to give the lady cab fare and kick her out of bed..instead of whining about his life to a bunch of whores.
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Re: Small Calves: It can even happen to billionaires
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2009, 11:30:51 AM »
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Re: Small Calves: It can even happen to billionaires
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2009, 12:05:16 PM »
Maybe he should hook up with flex wheeler for some implant advice....then again maybe not

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Re: Small Calves: It can even happen to billionaires
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2009, 12:07:51 PM »
hahahahahahahahahah that shit is hella funny.... go tiger

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Re: Small Calves: It can even happen to billionaires
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2009, 04:02:58 PM »
calves... as if his quads are anything to be proud of  ::)


shut up noob..... look at his seperation between quads and hams its like a fukin valley ...... he has cartoon-like muscle bellies.......



sweep on his quads is greater than a semi cricle

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Re: Small Calves: It can even happen to billionaires
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2009, 04:11:28 PM »
And to think he gets paid Millions of Bucks and not a steroid in sight.

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Re: Small Calves: It can even happen to billionaires
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2009, 04:28:47 PM »
Oh well, at least he can still bench 400 lbs...

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Re: Small Calves: It can even happen to billionaires
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2009, 04:29:55 PM »
Maybe Tiger should carry his own bag during rounds to build his calves.

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Re: Small Calves: It can even happen to billionaires
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2009, 07:21:03 PM »

shut up noob..... look at his seperation between quads and hams its like a fukin valley ...... he has cartoon-like muscle bellies.......



sweep on his quads is greater than a semi cricle


LOL! Nicely done.

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Re: Small Calves: It can even happen to billionaires
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2009, 08:40:28 PM »
Black man's calves and love for white women.
Asian man's driving skills.
Haha so true.