Author Topic: Backstory Behind Snooki's Getting Punched On Jersey Shore Tonight (Read 8682 times)

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #25 on:** December 10, 2009, 02:03:23 PM »

Quote from: njflex on December 10, 2009, 01:58:15 PM

BLACK OR HALF BLACK GENES,,AS IN ITALIANS THEY HAVE MOOR BLOOD MOSTLY FROM SICILY,SO FOR ME I GUESS I HAVE MUD GENES ..

Its ok man, did you like the Godfather movies?

njflex · « **Reply #26 on:** December 10, 2009, 02:11:16 PM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on December 10, 2009, 02:03:23 PM

Its ok man, did you like the Godfather movies?

GODFATHER 1 GREAT,,2 SPECTACULAR,,,,3 FAAGGGEEEDABOUUDIT....

Nails · « **Reply #27 on:** December 10, 2009, 02:27:24 PM »

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #28 on:** December 10, 2009, 02:28:45 PM »

Quote from: njflex on December 10, 2009, 02:11:16 PM

GODFATHER 1 GREAT,,2 SPECTACULAR,,,,3 FAAGGGEEEDABOUUDIT....

Kwon · « **Reply #29 on:** December 10, 2009, 06:47:24 PM »

Quote from: Parker on December 10, 2009, 01:53:03 PM

Wiggles is using the term that "the others" use for black people, they would say "mudpeople", and a white woman who dates black men is called a mudshark. Personally, I find it odd that black man would use it, yet funny because I believe he is being tongue in cheek.

But what's mud got to do with it?
They (sicilians) have a penchant for mudwrestling or something?

Bodybuilding Related · « **Reply #30 on:** December 10, 2009, 07:02:04 PM »

Quote from: Kwon on December 10, 2009, 06:47:24 PM

But what's mud got to do with it?
They (sicilians) have a penchant for mudwrestling or something?

Mud's brown?

Nasty Nate · « **Reply #31 on:** December 10, 2009, 07:21:21 PM »

I thought the other girls were all hotter than this one... i like short thick chicks but her face just ruins it.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #32 on:** December 10, 2009, 07:48:00 PM »

If she's 4'11 then he's gotta be what... 5'0 ? 5'1 ?!??! what a little guido bitch, he looks like he'd get beat up by Urkel. Hahahahaha

wannabe tough 'italians' crack me up.. LOL, they've all seen Rocky too many times.

njflex · « **Reply #33 on:** December 10, 2009, 07:52:32 PM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on December 10, 2009, 07:48:00 PM

If she's 4'11 then he's gotta be what... 5'0 ? 5'1 ?!??! what a little guido bitch, he looks like he'd get beat up by Urkel. Hahahahaha

wannabe tough 'italians' crack me up.. LOL, they've all seen Rocky too many times.

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tonites show is all over the place,people breaking up,leaving again angelina this time,others hooking up,everybody turns on each other till hot tub time.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #34 on:** December 10, 2009, 08:02:40 PM »

Quote from: njflex on December 10, 2009, 07:52:32 PM

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on December 10, 2009, 07:48:00 PM
If she's 4'11 then he's gotta be what... 5'0 ? 5'1 ?!??! what a little guido bitch, he looks like he'd get beat up by Urkel. Hahahahaha

wannabe tough 'italians' crack me up.. LOL, they've all seen Rocky too many times.

[/quote
tonites show is all over the place,people breaking up,leaving again angelina this time,others hooking up,everybody turns on each other till hot tub time.

I don't watch mtv... I can't stand this teeny bopper drama shit..

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #35 on:** December 10, 2009, 08:32:11 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on December 10, 2009, 01:27:11 PM

A buncha fuckin' wild half muds.

Parker, you're jockin' this stumpy little half mud hard...She's shaped like ALF...
I'm glad she got punched.

no shit, this girl's fucking ugly and thinks she's charlize theron or something cuz she blows guys frequently in the alley.

Voice of Doom · « **Reply #36 on:** December 10, 2009, 09:20:49 PM »

I like seeing mouthy chicks get punched in the face...I would like to see more of it...

wes mantooth · « **Reply #37 on:** December 10, 2009, 09:46:37 PM »

4 11 at about 150lbs. EEEEEPIC double back rolls.

she should be punched for wearing an ed hardy trucker hat....

Croatch · « **Reply #38 on:** December 11, 2009, 12:26:20 AM »

Quote from: wes mantooth on December 10, 2009, 09:46:37 PM

4 11 at about 150lbs. EEEEEPIC double back rolls.

she should be punched for wearing an ed hardy trucker hat....

Wtf is up with that silly hat? I saw this guy at the gym wear one and had to keep from laughing.
Diamonds, hearts, and other dumb shit. Maybe the dumbest hat I've seen, since the goofy mesh cap has been brought back, by the hip hop crowd.
Remember when retards and old people wore this thing?

People are sheep.

WillGrant · « **Reply #39 on:** December 11, 2009, 02:04:29 AM »

Quote from: affy on December 10, 2009, 01:52:09 PM

The movie "True Romance" addressed this the best

Clifford Worley: You're Sicilian, huh?
Coccotti: Yeah, Sicilian.
Clifford Worley: Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by guy.
Coccotti: Come again?
Clifford Worley: It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are n!ggers.
Coccotti: Yes...
Clifford Worley: So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that guy gene. Now this...
[Coccotti busts out laughing]
Clifford Worley: No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.
Coccotti: [Laughing] I love this guy.
Clifford Worley: Your ancestors are n!ggers. Uh-huh.
[Starts laughing, too]
Clifford Worley: Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a guy, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-n!ggerkid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant.
[All laugh]

Fuckin best movie ever..Id love me some Alabama Worley

Parker · « **Reply #40 on:** December 11, 2009, 02:15:06 AM »

Quote from: wes mantooth on December 10, 2009, 09:46:37 PM

4 11 at about 150lbs. EEEEEPIC double back rolls.

she should be punched for wearing an ed hardy trucker hat....

Nope, when she got in the hottub on the first day, she had a flat stomach and no double backrolls...Odd how you are thinking about back rolls and she has D Cups. That Chick ain't anywhere close to 150. BTW, i have seen a woman that was 5'2 162 and as solid as a Oak desk...No give, solid. No rolls, no flab, flat stomach...just solid as hell.

Parker · « **Reply #41 on:** December 11, 2009, 02:37:26 AM »

Quote from: jr on December 11, 2009, 02:34:17 AM

Is Kevin Levrone a Mulatto Muscle Mud-caste?

Yesssirrrrr

wes mantooth · « **Reply #42 on:** December 11, 2009, 09:34:05 AM »

Quote from: Parker on December 11, 2009, 02:15:06 AM

Nope, when she got in the hottub on the first day, she had a flat stomach and no double backrolls...Odd how you are thinking about back rolls and she has D Cups. That Chick ain't anywhere close to 150. BTW, i have seen a woman that was 5'2 162 and as solid as a Oak desk...No give, solid. No rolls, no flab, flat stomach...just solid as hell.

watch it again Parker.

http://tvwatch.people.com/2009/12/04/poll-whats-your-take-on-jersey-shore/

fat rolls.

she looks like a jack-o-lantern, short, stubby, and orange

big L dawg · « **Reply #43 on:** December 11, 2009, 09:51:16 AM »

Quote from: wes mantooth on December 11, 2009, 09:34:05 AM

watch it again Parker.

http://tvwatch.people.com/2009/12/04/poll-whats-your-take-on-jersey-shore/

fat rolls.

she looks like a jack-o-lantern, short, stubby, and orange

I agree bitch is wide....with a little overspill....but I'd still hit it....in the puss & face.....with dick or fist....

RancherRanger · « **Reply #44 on:** December 11, 2009, 10:37:57 AM »

Nothing beats douches with fake tans and spiked hair! Sad thing is a bunch of girls think it's sexy. When did lookin like an assclown become a style?

Nails · « **Reply #45 on:** December 11, 2009, 10:49:35 AM »

The douche that punched her lost points with me, not for striking the hoe, but for not being able to knock her stupid Ed hardy hat off her ugly head, like this

Army of One · « **Reply #46 on:** December 11, 2009, 10:52:37 AM »

The guy wanted to be a getbigger but when Ron ran his info through the CIA database he discovered he didnt meet the financial or physical requirements for this site.The guy was so depressed he went out and took a getbig "would you hit it" thread a little too far in the hopes of catching Rons eye.

Krankenstein · « **Reply #47 on:** December 11, 2009, 03:17:41 PM »

Quote from: Nails on December 11, 2009, 10:49:35 AM

That clip always gets me...the 360 degree spin on the hat AFTER the hit is funny as shit

Bodybuilding Related · « **Reply #48 on:** December 11, 2009, 06:30:37 PM »

Quote from: db2431 on December 11, 2009, 10:52:37 AM

The guy wanted to be a getbigger but when Ron ran his info through the CIA database he discovered he didnt meet the financial or physical requirements for this site.The guy was so depressed he went out and took a getbig "would you hit it" thread a little too far in the hopes of catching Rons eye.

Interesting theory.

Gregzs · « **Reply #49 on:** December 19, 2009, 07:02:59 PM »

Aw man. That hat spinning...

I know MTV cut the punch out of the episode. I haven't watched it yet though.