Tiger Worods - the video parady and jokes continue

[lax]

the owner of vivid pictures offered 1 million to any of the hoes to come forward with filmage of our golfing hero

he is toast

[wes]

This clown is set for life,he`s never gonna` be toast.

[lax]

This clown is set for life,he`s never gonna` be toast.

yes
but from his own, hackneyed perspective=toast

[Tre]

yes
but from his own, hackneyed perspective=toast

Nope, because like all great American heroes, he knows that performance and achievement will *always* outlive scandal. 

[dr.chimps]

the owner of vivid pictures offered 1 million to any of the hoes to come forward with filmage of our golfing hero

he is toast

Not really. Embarrassing? Yes. Humiliating? Of course. Green jackets? Yes. Lots.     

[Kwon]

With all of Tigers money, he will never be toast.

Sure, there will be some setbacks every now and then, but he will still have plenty dough, and will never be toast.

[uberman09]

these people can be "toast" psychologically. Look at michael jackson and so many others.

[lax]

these people can be "toast" psychologically. Look at michael jackson and so many others.

correct
that is what I mean

he will never be the same as a golfer

will never have reached the achievements he would have without all the drama

[dr.chimps]

correct
that is what I mean

he will never be the same as a golfer

will never have reached the achievements he would have without all the drama

I think this is a good point. We'll have to see.

[lax]

I think this is a good point. We'll have to see.

think about it
if anything, it will not HELP him

some talking heads are saying he will come back stronger

no way

[dr.chimps]

think about it
if anything, it will not HELP him

some talking heads are saying he will come back stronger

no way

Well, it's 50-50 isn't it? We're gonna see what he's made of. I would tell him, tho, to get back on the course ASAP. Extended breaks are a career killer.

[mwbbuilder]

Nope, because like all great American heroes, he knows that performance and achievement with *always* outlive scandal.  

Agreed. i.e. Bill Clinton, Kobe Bryant, Brittany Spears, actor Charlie Sheen (highest paid actor on American television)......even Jimmy Carter now and Richard Nixon made a comeback before he died.

[lax]

Well, it's 50-50 isn't it? We're gonna see what he's made of. I would tell him, tho, to get back on the course ASAP. Extended breaks are a career killer.

what is killing him is hiding
he should do a letterman, get it out there, and gofrom there

[drkaje]

the owner of vivid pictures offered 1 million to any of the hoes to come forward with filmage of our golfing hero

he is toast

You're obsession with the black penis is frightening.

[dr.chimps]

what is killing him is hiding
he should do a letterman, get it out there, and gofrom there

I don't know. That Letterman thingy was a superb pre-emptive strike but is was superbly creepy, nonetheless. I'd tell him to just get back on the course(s) and shut the fuck up. It'll take a while, but the crowds will get the message.     

[lax]

You're obsession with the black penis is frightening.

never thought ogf that

you did

"dr."

[lax]

I don't know. That Letterman thingy was a superb pre-emptive strike but is was superbly creepy, nonetheless. I'd tell him to just get back on the course(s) and shut the fuck up. It'll take a while, but the crowds will get the message.     

it is said that if the porn pics hit playgirl
he is DONE sponsorship wise
and this is marketing analysts saying this

[drkaje]

Woods is worth an assload of money. He could never pick up a club again and air a video banging Lax's mom in the ass and still remain incredibly wealthy.

Fucking around on his wife was wrong but even if she takes half he'll still be wealthier than all of us combined. Keep shit in perspective, guys.

[dr.chimps]

it is said that if the porn pics hit playgirl
he is DONE sponsorship wise
and this is marketing analysts saying this

Agree. If it does hit a hard, real media, it will be difficult to recover. 'Course a billion $ can do a lot of lawyering up. And let's not forget that golfing concerns are very, very old, real money interests (read Conservative).    

[spinnis]

I think Im gonna try and blackmail him. (no racist)

[emn1964]

You're obsession with the black penis is frightening.

you really have no idea how DEEP his obsession goes.  Does he lax?  Hello?  Lax?  Comments?

[drkaje]

you really have no idea how DEEP his obsession goes.  Does he lax?  Hello?  Lax?  Comments?

Anna Freud called it "reaction formation".

His psyche's inability to handle black penis lust manifests itself as anger towards men of color.

[dr.chimps]

Anna Freud called it "reaction formation".

His psyche's inability to handle black penis lust manifests itself as anger towards men of color.

Even the ability to make up stories about being 'mugged' by a man of colour at an ATM!? Unpossible.

/like those white trash women who've had enough of their marriage and 'lose it' on a xanax binge and tell the police it was an indescribable 'black' man who car-jacked them. 

[emn1964]

Anna Freud called it "reaction formation".

His psyche's inability to handle black penis lust manifests itself as anger towards men of color.

seriously, you have no idea how DEEP...lmao

[dr.chimps]

Anna Freud called it "reaction formation".

His psyche's inability to handle black penis lust manifests itself as anger towards men of color.

Are you saying Moose's 'favorites' are crock-a-block with Mandingo 'interracials,' doc?