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Re: THE OFFICIAL TIGER WOODS PORNO PARODY
« Reply #50 on: December 12, 2009, 12:13:14 PM »
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Women always have/will continue to be the downfall of all men...from the shit shovellor from Sheboygan to the Prince of Brunei, it does not matter.

That is all.  
The Sultan from brunei, not Prince,  just like to watch, it was his brother that was the freak. Unfortunately, they didn't tell the models that came, what the deal was. They just advertised in the papaera about "a party", "rich gentleman", and etc.

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Re: How many more of these will we see?
« Reply #51 on: December 12, 2009, 03:16:06 PM »
He has over a BILLION dollars. Even if his soon to be ex-wife gets 100 million from him, he'll still make up that money over the next year with his earnings and endorsements.

He doesn't have to recover. Because with a billion dollars to your name, you pretty much don't fall!

Having a billion dollars and being worth a billion dollars are two different things.  He's not worth a billion anymore.

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Re: THE OFFICIAL TIGER WOODS PORNO PARODY
« Reply #52 on: December 13, 2009, 04:43:51 AM »
Woods is worth an assload of money. He could never pick up a club again and air a video banging Lax's mom in the ass and still remain incredibly wealthy.

Fucking around on his wife was wrong but even if she takes half he'll still be wealthier than all of us combined. Keep shit in perspective, guys.

It's only money; take heed that you are swayed not by the deceitfulness of riches.

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Re: THE OFFICIAL TIGER WOODS PORNO PARODY
« Reply #53 on: December 13, 2009, 04:47:10 AM »
The Sultan from brunei, not Prince,  just like to watch, it was his brother that was the freak. Unfortunately, they didn't tell the models that came, what the deal was. They just advertised in the papaera about "a party", "rich gentleman", and etc.

If one is a good man of God, a STRONG man of God, he would brush aside the temptation to sin, be it doing or looking.
Muscles make not a mighty man, rather adherence to the commndments of God, who created all things, and is infinitely over all things, does.

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Re: THE OFFICIAL TIGER WOODS PORNO PARODY
« Reply #54 on: December 13, 2009, 04:51:25 AM »
Better than 50-50.  Can you imagine the pressure of living so many lies as he obviously was doing for at least 2-3 years?  And yet, he continued to win. 

Back when I was a schmoe, I spent several of my early years in the closet.  When a girl would flex, I'd pretend to be completely disinterested, lying to myself all the while.  I still achieved my goals, but it wasn't until I came out as a schmoe that I was able to be truly free.

I may not be a schmoe anymore, but I'm still living life unbound, free of the lies which used to conceal my true self.





No, you are not free, not yet anyway, to go on your posts. You are still horrendously much a theow to sin, instead of being the brave bondsman of the Lord God Almighty, to whom must be all glory and majesty, dominion and power, for evermore. It is interesting to see your speaking of lies, as if you are in any position to adjudge, when you freely rhapsodize of the PRIVATE PARTS of women, your fellow humans and sisters whom you should instead be shielding from the very evil so liberally practised by you.

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Re: How many more of these will we see?
« Reply #55 on: December 13, 2009, 04:56:50 AM »
He has over a BILLION dollars. Even if his soon to be ex-wife gets 100 million from him, he'll still make up that money over the next year with his earnings and endorsements.

He doesn't have to recover. Because with a billion dollars to your name, you pretty much don't fall!

Well, peradventure not now, but this life is but an ephemeris, and the deathless hereafter will be a different story altogether! In view of this fact so salient, kindly cleanse your filthy mind, and remove that prurient avatar of yours that so dishonours but YOU. Thank you. If men cannot restrain their lusts, not having the STRENGTH to do so, then forsooth will they be imputed unto dirty dogs.

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Re: THE OFFICIAL TIGER WOODS PORNO PARODY
« Reply #56 on: December 13, 2009, 05:16:27 AM »
It's only money; take heed that you are swayed not by the deceitfulness of riches.

I'm not swayed by riches or bitches but facts are facts. Woods' life will move on and people are making way too big of a deal about this.

People resent Woods' domination on the tour, talent and race so a little media attention makes sense. That being said ni&&as are starving someplace in the world and all the news cares about is some rich dude banging hot chicks.

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Re: THE OFFICIAL TIGER WOODS PORNO PARODY
« Reply #57 on: December 13, 2009, 05:19:56 AM »
I'm not swayed by riches or bitches but facts are facts. Woods' life will move on and people are making way too big of a deal about this.

People resent Woods' domination on the tour, talent and race so a little media attention makes sense. That being said ni&&as are starving someplace in the world and all the news cares about is some rich dude banging hot chicks.

Exactly, and while Woods's life will move on, hopefully, now, he should be preparing for the judgement meted out by God. Where has his fathers now? Where are OUR fathers now? WE should all be keeping God's ordinances, always and always.

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Re: THE OFFICIAL TIGER WOODS PORNO PARODY
« Reply #58 on: December 13, 2009, 05:23:09 AM »
Exactly, and while Woods's life will move on, hopefully, now, he should be preparing for the judgement meted out by God. Where has his fathers now? Where are OUR fathers now? WE should all be keeping God's ordinances, always and always.

Maybe God should be paying attention to starving people instead of worrying about millionaires.

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Re: THE OFFICIAL TIGER WOODS PORNO PARODY
« Reply #59 on: December 13, 2009, 05:25:31 AM »
Maybe God should be paying attention to starving people instead of worrying about millionaires.

God worries about everyone; that is why he is the the Lord God omnipotent. Thereto am I here to save the soul of peccant men.

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Re: THE OFFICIAL TIGER WOODS PORNO PARODY
« Reply #60 on: December 13, 2009, 05:27:54 AM »
God worries about everyone; that is why he is the the Lord God omnipotent. Thereto am I here to save the soul of peccant men.

Maybe he should take action in some cases and skip the worrying.

Before I forget: Gimmicks are gay.

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Re: THE OFFICIAL TIGER WOODS PORNO PARODY
« Reply #61 on: December 13, 2009, 05:36:04 AM »
Maybe he should take action in some cases and skip the worrying.

Before I forget: Gimmicks are gay.

He HAS taken action, therefore do you see Tiger being flagellated for his myriad of sins, though a lot of the former will be at the end of days. As for gimmicks being gay, perhaps that is why you should, perchance, be countenancing concernment.  ;D

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Re: Tiger Worods - the video parady and jokes continue
« Reply #62 on: December 13, 2009, 09:37:54 AM »
There is always a silver lining.....Nicklaus 18.......tigger 14........hahahahaha

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Re: Tiger Worods - the video parady and jokes continue
« Reply #63 on: December 13, 2009, 09:42:23 AM »
There is always a silver lining.....Nicklaus 18.......tigger 14........hahahahaha

He'll surpass Nicklaus. It'll probably take less than two years once his mind is tight again.

The only real question is which sponsors will be profiting from it. People will be riding his dick once the winning starts again.

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Re: Tiger Worods - the video parady and jokes continue
« Reply #64 on: December 13, 2009, 09:46:34 AM »
He'll surpass Nicklaus. It'll probably take less than two years once his mind is tight again.

The only real question is which sponsors will be profiting from it. People will be riding his dick once the winning starts again.

Nah, no way he wins 5 majors in 2 years, but if he gets back it could be something over a 5 year span or so.  And it is not a given that he breaks the record.  This latest is just an example that it could be anything that derails him.

The question is doc, if you were battling him at Augusta on Sunday and he was getting ready to put on 18 to beat you, would you whisper something to him about all this mess?  ;D  I think you know my answer.  8)

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Re: Tiger Worods - the video parady and jokes continue
« Reply #65 on: December 13, 2009, 12:44:31 PM »
Tiger will be okay - I hear he's starring in pantomime this Xmas:

"Woods in the Babes".

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Re: Tiger Worods - the video parady and jokes continue
« Reply #66 on: December 13, 2009, 12:50:26 PM »
Nah, no way he wins 5 majors in 2 years, but if he gets back it could be something over a 5 year span or so.  And it is not a given that he breaks the record.  This latest is just an example that it could be anything that derails him.

The question is doc, if you were battling him at Augusta on Sunday and he was getting ready to put on 18 to beat you, would you whisper something to him about all this mess?  ;D  I think you know my answer.  8)

If it would make him miss and not take away from my game.... Hell yeah!! I'd talk about his dog if it meant winning. :)

That being said he's got a pretty tight mind (when on) so talking shit might only result in a bigger ass-whoopin'.

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Re: Tiger Worods - the video parady and jokes continue
« Reply #67 on: December 13, 2009, 01:02:01 PM »
Sometimes people need a little adversity, whether it be personal or public humiliation, to get them focus on what they need to do in life or in their career. This just might be it. As the saying goes, "God doesn't give you anything that you can't handle". And things like this have happened before, his bad judgement will just cost him money. And nothing hurts worse in America than a hit to the wallet.

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Re: THE OFFICIAL TIGER WOODS PORNO PARODY
« Reply #68 on: December 13, 2009, 02:36:49 PM »
God worries about everyone; that is why he is the the Lord God omnipotent. Thereto am I here to save the soul of peccant men.

god doesnt exist and we re all the result of what our mother and father were, biologically and mentally. Go fuck yourself you stupid brainless parrot.