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Tanning questions, JNN and more?
« on: December 13, 2009, 12:19:59 PM »
I need your expertice on how to get the most even tan, no white/untanned spots. Using a tanning bed.
I tend to get white spots on my shoulder blades when laying on my back, terrible. Also armpits/inside arm body.

is the only solution to lay upside down?

Discuss
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Re: Tanning questions, JNN and more?
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2009, 12:24:23 PM »
JNN always looks great


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Re: Tanning questions, JNN and more?
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2009, 12:30:11 PM »
I need your expertice on how to get the most even tan, no white/untanned spots. Using a tanning bed.
I tend to get white spots on my shoulder blades when laying on my back, terrible. Also armpits/inside arm body.

is the only solution to lay upside down?

Discuss
      i hear varnish works pretty good.
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Re: Tanning questions, JNN and more?
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2009, 12:35:01 PM »
      i hear varnish works pretty good.

i had to google that, a paint stripper??
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Re: Tanning questions, JNN and more?
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2009, 12:46:16 PM »
 Stand up.most machines have  something for you to hold your  arms up.
 And drink lots of FRESH carrot juice.
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Re: Tanning questions, JNN and more?
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2009, 12:50:44 PM »
i had to google that, a paint stripper??
                          actually i was just kidding, however joe meeko actually advised one of his friends to try something like this because his friend was a ginger, long story short guy ended up in the hospital so don't try this at home. jan tanna's tanning crap should do the trick however.
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Re: Tanning questions, JNN and more?
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2009, 01:07:49 PM »
Stand up.most machines have  something for you to hold your  arms up.
 And drink lots of FRESH carrot juice.

That would be great, however i have not come across any standing tanning beds around here.
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Re: Tanning questions, JNN and more?
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2009, 01:08:45 PM »
                          actually i was just kidding, however joe meeko actually advised one of his friends to try something like this because his friend was a ginger, long story short guy ended up in the hospital so don't try this at home. jan tanna's tanning crap should do the trick however.

yikes, why would anyone try that!??
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Re: Tanning questions, JNN and more?
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2009, 01:26:08 PM »
yikes, why would anyone try that!??
          people were crazy back then here's the jan tana stuff check it out on bbing.com
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Re: Tanning questions, JNN and more?
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2009, 08:02:17 PM »
I need your expertice on how to get the most even tan, no white/untanned spots. Using a tanning bed.
I tend to get white spots on my shoulder blades when laying on my back, terrible. Also armpits/inside arm body.

is the only solution to lay upside down?

Discuss

this is what i suggest
either start using a Stand up unit and , while in said unit, tan with your arms up in the air (like you are making a "field goal" sign"
or
when you are in a lay down unit, you should lay down with you arms extended straight upwards and over your head (Note: if you choose this method, you will need to scoot yourself down on the lay down unit to the point where your legs will actually be sticking out of the bed while tanning)

the point of this is to get that part of your shoulder facing sunlamps to get the exposure they need

also, explore in using a higher quality unit that has lamps that face your shoulders

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Re: Tanning questions, JNN and more?
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2009, 08:12:01 PM »
JNN always looks great



i only wish i looked that good

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Re: Tanning questions, JNN and more?
« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2009, 08:49:08 PM »
I need your expertice on how to get the most even tan, no white/untanned spots. Using a tanning bed.
I tend to get white spots on my shoulder blades when laying on my back, terrible. Also armpits/inside arm body.

is the only solution to lay upside down?

Discuss

Pressure points ~ the only way to alleviate that is to somehow remove the pressure - flip over, stand up, etc.
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Re: Tanning questions, JNN and more?
« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2009, 12:06:48 AM »
this is what i suggest
either start using a Stand up unit and , while in said unit, tan with your arms up in the air (like you are making a "field goal" sign"
or
when you are in a lay down unit, you should lay down with you arms extended straight upwards and over your head (Note: if you choose this method, you will need to scoot yourself down on the lay down unit to the point where your legs will actually be sticking out of the bed while tanning)

the point of this is to get that part of your shoulder facing sunlamps to get the exposure they need

also, explore in using a higher quality unit that has lamps that face your shoulders

how do you prevent your asscrack from being white though?  do you take some sort of ankle-grabbing position?  do your partners consider it to be a turn off? 

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Re: Tanning questions, JNN and more?
« Reply #13 on: December 14, 2009, 01:55:22 AM »
how do you prevent your asscrack from being white though?  do you take some sort of ankle-grabbing position?  do your partners consider it to be a turn off? 

use a strong stand up unit and be sure to apply whatever lotion you use on that area as well- no need for ankle grabbing


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Re: Tanning questions, JNN and more?
« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2009, 01:10:29 PM »
this is what i suggest
either start using a Stand up unit and , while in said unit, tan with your arms up in the air (like you are making a "field goal" sign"
or
when you are in a lay down unit, you should lay down with you arms extended straight upwards and over your head (Note: if you choose this method, you will need to scoot yourself down on the lay down unit to the point where your legs will actually be sticking out of the bed while tanning)

the point of this is to get that part of your shoulder facing sunlamps to get the exposure they need

also, explore in using a higher quality unit that has lamps that face your shoulders

I currently spend half the time upside down with my arms above/around my head with one hand holding the tanning "glasses" and the rest of the time is spent laying on my back with arms at my sides, but out a bit as not to block the sides from the lamps. Without tanning i don't have the same glow (all metro)

I am not using any lotion or tanning oil of any kind, should i? how do they help?


Tank picture was hilarious btw ;D
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Re: Tanning questions, JNN and more?
« Reply #15 on: December 14, 2009, 05:05:30 PM »
I currently spend half the time upside down with my arms above/around my head with one hand holding the tanning "glasses" and the rest of the time is spent laying on my back with arms at my sides, but out a bit as not to block the sides from the lamps. Without tanning i don't have the same glow (all metro)

I am not using any lotion or tanning oil of any kind, should i? how do they help?


Tank picture was hilarious btw ;D

i would at least try using a good accelarator/lotion as it will help give your skin some extra color
also, consider using a standup unit every once in a while to even out those hard to reach spots

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Re: Tanning questions, JNN and more?
« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2009, 02:57:26 PM »
solid advice, thanks for the help! :)
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Re: Tanning questions, JNN and more?
« Reply #17 on: December 15, 2009, 03:11:47 PM »
I need your expertice on how to get the most even tan, no white/untanned spots. Using a tanning bed.
I tend to get white spots on my shoulder blades when laying on my back, terrible. Also armpits/inside arm body.

is the only solution to lay upside down?

Discuss
go outside and do some yard work.
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Re: Tanning questions, JNN and more?
« Reply #18 on: December 15, 2009, 03:18:09 PM »
Tanning makes your skin age. Wrinkles.. Fuck that.

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Re: Tanning questions, JNN and more?
« Reply #19 on: December 15, 2009, 03:23:18 PM »
go outside and do some yard work.

i would freeze to death then......
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Re: Tanning questions, JNN and more?
« Reply #20 on: December 15, 2009, 03:26:16 PM »
Tanning makes your skin age. Wrinkles.. Fuck that.

You're going to get wrinkles anyway as you get older so who gives a shit.....

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Re: Tanning questions, JNN and more?
« Reply #21 on: December 15, 2009, 03:45:19 PM »
You're going to get wrinkles anyway as you get older so who gives a shit.....
yeah but why make it worse and speed up the process

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Re: Tanning questions, JNN and more?
« Reply #22 on: December 17, 2009, 08:28:32 PM »
i would freeze to death then......
south texas FTW.
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