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Re: "Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell
« Reply #75 on: December 15, 2009, 05:12:02 PM »
Irony that I believe that one could do it? Look, if a shaolin monk can over time develop their body and chi to the point where they can lay face down with a blade at their stomach and not get punctured or throw a needle and crack glass, then what else is possible. The answer lies within the human mind.
But one cannot pay for some deep breathing classes and then think that they can be Ken and Ryu and shoot chi blasts from their hands.
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« Reply #76 on: December 15, 2009, 05:17:19 PM »
Falcon approved
No, Falcon would see how much Olive Oil he could shoot out his nose. And over time he would develop enough force that he could make a direct hit of a empty paintcan up to 25 feet away. That in itself takes a lot of chi force, and G force. One may even call it a "Falcon Attack", in video game parlance.

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Re: "Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell
« Reply #77 on: December 16, 2009, 01:02:48 AM »
Then how old are you?
And your father?

I was born in 1846--I'm 163.

My father was a Cimmerian noble born in Scythia (Russia) around 950 BCE.

My grandfather was a royal assassin (vampire) from Troy,
that fled the disasterous aftermath of the war with a retinue of 2000 warriors--
founding the tribe of Cimmerians.

The Cimmerians would later contribute to the ethnogenesis of the
Franks, giving rise to the Merovingian royal line.

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Re: "Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell
« Reply #78 on: December 16, 2009, 03:21:33 AM »
I was born in 1846--I'm 163.

My father was a Cimmerian noble born in Scythia (Russia) around 950 BCE.

My grandfather was a royal assassin (vampire) from Troy,
that fled the disasterous aftermath of the war with a retinue of 2000 warriors--
founding the tribe of Cimmerians.

The Cimmerians would later contribute to the ethnogenesis of the
Franks, giving rise to the Merovingian royal line.


Then you guys get old? If it doesnt happen something bad(mentaly physically), you guys live almost forever?

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Re: "Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell
« Reply #79 on: December 16, 2009, 03:34:08 AM »
Then you guys get old? If it doesnt happen something bad(mentaly physically), you guys live almost forever?

Yes, that's right.
Almost forever.

The GOD that created us spliced our genes with bats, and also drastically increased telomere length through germline engineering.
This makes us the perfect assassins. If we aren't successful in one generation, we will be in several. Our patience is great.

However, I am using my knowledge of the past to inform people in the present of our future.

There will be two critical events:

1. The emergence of the Great Beast (so-called by Christians).
2. The emergence of the Great Mass.

The Great Beast will arrive within most of your life times and alter you in ways that will forever change humanity.
This will create a great divide, between the Christians that claim we are playing God, and those that support the Great Beast.
Those that support the Great Beast gain eternal life on Earth and freedom from disease and suffering.

There will be a long period of prosperity.

And then there will be the emergence of the Great Mass.
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Re: "Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell
« Reply #80 on: December 16, 2009, 05:42:16 AM »
Yes, that's right.
Almost forever.

The GOD that created us spliced our genes with bats, and also drastically increased telomere length through germline engineering.
This makes us the perfect assassins. If we aren't successful in one generation, we will be in several. Our patience is great.

However, I am using my knowledge of the past to inform people in the present of our future.

There will be two critical events:

1. The emergence of the Great Beast (so-called by Christians).
2. The emergence of the Great Mass.

The Great Beast will arrive within most of your life times and alter you in ways that will forever change humanity.
This will create a great divide, between the Christians that claim we are playing God, and those that support the Great Beast.
Those that support the Great Beast gain eternal life on Earth and freedom from disease and suffering.

There will be a long period of prosperity.

And then there will be the emergence of the Great Mass.

How do you earn money for living?

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« Reply #81 on: December 16, 2009, 06:06:07 AM »
Good and evil are constructs of Christianity.

There is no good and evil.

This is absolute rubbish.

There's one man who breaks into an old lady's house, kills her and robs her blind. Then there's another man who risks his life to save your little girl who's trapped inside your house that's on fire.

Are you saying you'll tell yourself, "There is no good and evil. Thus both these guys are the same and deserve the same kind of treatment and attitude"?

Good is anything that improves the quality of your life in some way, to some degree. Bad is anything that reduces the quality of your life. You are not obliged to do good to others, but you cannot commit evil against another person without suffering the consequences.

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« Reply #82 on: December 16, 2009, 06:14:56 AM »
This is absolute rubbish.

There's one man who breaks into an old lady's house, kills her and robs her blind. Then there's another man who risks his life to save your little girl who's trapped inside your house that's on fire.

Are you saying you'll tell yourself, "There is no good and evil. Thus both these guys are the same and deserve the same kind of treatment and attitude"?

Good is anything that improves the quality of your life in some way, to some degree. Bad is anything that reduces the quality of your life. You are not obliged to do good to others, but you cannot commit evil against another person without suffering the consequences.

I learned to not argue with those who have yet to live life. Unforturnately there are those who read a little and feel that they have the answer and those who know more than them know not what they speak of. You can keep the ball in play, but if you keep them from scoring, first they think you can't score, then they become frustrated in the realization that scoring is not their opponents motivation, keeping them occupied is.

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Re: "Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell
« Reply #83 on: December 16, 2009, 06:38:25 AM »
You're all cuckoo.

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« Reply #84 on: December 16, 2009, 06:43:09 AM »
You're all cuckoo.
Thank you, been knowing that. But did you know the Cuckoo is the original cuckhold ?

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« Reply #85 on: December 16, 2009, 07:21:08 AM »
How do you earn money for living?
Kyomu dont tell me you take this retarded feminine kid seriously.

let me remind to the people here who is this emo shit.

Yes, I overdieted and found out I'm really a 115 pound woman.







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Re: "Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell
« Reply #86 on: December 16, 2009, 08:52:48 AM »
Irony that I believe that one could do it? Look, if a shaolin monk can over time develop their body and chi to the point where they can lay face down with a blade at their stomach and not get punctured or throw a needle and crack glass, then what else is possible. The answer lies within the human mind.
But one cannot pay for some deep breathing classes and then think that they can be Ken and Ryu and shoot chi blasts from their hands.

The answer lies in Physics, fuck face.  Calculating the necessary weight distribution over the length and width of the blade so that the pressure density is less than what is needed to "crack" the skin doesn't take 8 hours of meditation a day for 60 years. 
Hell, with today's calculators, it doesn't even take much of an education. 

Ever notice how much easier it is to "slice" something than "puncture" it with a long flat blade? 

I bet your mind is just fucking BLOWN when you go to magic shows at the local library.
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« Reply #87 on: December 17, 2009, 03:21:21 AM »
Kyomu dont tell me you take this retarded feminine kid seriously.
let me remind to the people here who is this emo shit.

Lol, omg, got me!
I voluntarily posted those pictures to rile up the closet cases. Ever have fun acting stupid with your friends? No. Didn't think so.
Somebody with an avatar of a bodybuilder that knowingly sells his soiled trunks to gay fans will always be infinitely gayer than me.
We don't worship others like you do; we worship the self. Even if I was gay I wouldn't have a problem with it.
It's not something you can control, so why waste time being upset about it?

How do you earn money for living?

I have safety nets--rich family members that will take me in any time I squander all my money. I live however I want--it's a beatnik lifestyle.
We look at things this way: As long as you have your brain, you can produce money everywhere you go. It's an inexhaustible tool of production.

I learned to not argue with those who have yet to live life. Unforturnately there are those who read a little and feel that they have the answer and those who know more than them know not what they speak of. You can keep the ball in play, but if you keep them from scoring, first they think you can't score, then they become frustrated in the realization that scoring is not their opponents motivation, keeping them occupied is.

Translation: I must save my ego by not arguing with my intellectual superior. I must abdicate<---look it up.

The answer lies in Physics, fuck face.  Calculating the necessary weight distribution over the length and width of the blade so that the pressure density is less than what is needed to "crack" the skin doesn't take 8 hours of meditation a day for 60 years.  
Hell, with today's calculators, it doesn't even take much of an education.  

Ever notice how much easier it is to "slice" something than "puncture" it with a long flat blade?  

I bet your mind is just fucking BLOWN when you go to magic shows at the local library.

Maybe Parker is not the sharpest tool in the shed?

This is absolute rubbish.

There's one man who breaks into an old lady's house, kills her and robs her blind. Then there's another man who risks his life to save your little girl who's trapped inside your house that's on fire.

Are you saying you'll tell yourself, "There is no good and evil. Thus both these guys are the same and deserve the same kind of treatment and attitude"?

Good is anything that improves the quality of your life in some way, to some degree. Bad is anything that reduces the quality of your life. You are not obliged to do good to others, but you cannot commit evil against another person without suffering the consequences.

There's a misunderstanding here.
You are actually agreeing with me. The last part of the paragraph you wrote is entirely accurate.
I'm saying there is no universal good and evil. From the perspective of a viking, it would be perfectly good to kill that old lady.
It would improve that viking's quality of life. In fact, vikings used to enjoy tossing babies in the air and catching them on their swords.
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Re: "Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell
« Reply #88 on: December 17, 2009, 04:13:55 AM »
The answer lies in Physics, fuck face.  Calculating the necessary weight distribution over the length and width of the blade so that the pressure density is less than what is needed to "crack" the skin doesn't take 8 hours of meditation a day for 60 years. 
Hell, with today's calculators, it doesn't even take much of an education. 

Ever notice how much easier it is to "slice" something than "puncture" it with a long flat blade? 

I bet your mind is just fucking BLOWN when you go to magic shows at the local library.
You are jumbling together several of my posts...
One, I'm an the ultimate cynic, my job has taught me that. Two, I said a needle, not a knife. Three, I don't think shaolin monks go around with calculators calculating the exact force it takes to throw a needle, or to heat a wet cloth.

5, the topic of meditating for 60 plus yrs was about Chi. And 6, I post the vid to show about the validity of such claims, the reality. A intelligent person could see that from the title and the first post. If you are gonna try and own someone, do it to someone who claims he's a vampire and dresses like a chick.

James, you are no intellectual superior, usually the ones who claim it, are generally the ones who are always trying to prove it. The proof is in your posts. Long drawn out posts, in which you go into this vampire claim to play up your intellect. It's an act. Also, your dismissal of info by your elders, your claims that Edgar Cayce is wrong or Dr. Cottrell as well, but give no reasoning as to why you say they are. Or looking at all the info given. Same info I gave to Toxie, who is way more intelligent than you, was not dismissed.

Basically, you are only spouting off what you've read, but cannot discuss or break it down. That shows what a young and impressionable and confused "man" you are. Young, crossing dressing Jedi, you have much to learn before you do battle with me. I think you have more of a battle with yourself, in trying to discover your own self identity, or sexual orientation. So before you start critiquing others, start with person you see in the mirror...with or without the lipstick.

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Re: "Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell
« Reply #89 on: December 17, 2009, 04:23:54 AM »
You are jumbling together several of my posts...
One, I'm an the ultimate cynic, my job has taught me that. Two, I said a needle, not a knife. Three, I don't think shaolin monks go around with calculators calculating the exact force it takes to throw a needle, or to heat a wet cloth.

5, the topic of meditating for 60 plus yrs was about Chi. And 6, I post the vid to show about the validity of such claims, the reality. A intelligent person could see that from the title and the first post. If you are gonna try and own someone, do it to someone who claims he's a vampire and dresses like a chick.

James, you are no intellectual superior, usually the ones who claim it, are generally the ones who are always trying to prove it. The proof is in your posts. Long drawn out posts, in which you go into this vampire claim to play up your intellect. It's an act. Also, your dismissal of info by your elders, your claims that Edgar Cayce is wrong or Dr. Cottrell as well, but give no reasoning as to why you say they are. Or looking at all the info given. Same info I gave to Toxie, who is way more intelligent than you, was not dismissed.

Basically, you are only spouting off what you've read, but cannot discuss or break it down. That shows what a young and impressionable and confused "man" you are. Young, crossing dressing Jedi, you have much to learn before you do battle with me. I think you have more of a battle with yourself, in trying to discover your own self identity, or sexual orientation. So before you start critiquing others, start with person you see in the mirror...with or without the lipstick.

1.Lol! I'll let Doison pwn you on the first part. The flaws in what you are saying are so glaring it's hilarious.

2.Everyone reading this is your intellectual superior; it's not exactly bragging to say that. I was identified a long time ago as possessing "gifted intellect".
Do I care? No. Someone smarter or dumber than me can be wrong or right. I just debate the points. I am FAR more knowledgeable than you are. I don't waste my time reading bullshit. Maybe you can't comprehend academic philosophy, so you stick to the kid's pen?

3.Cayce and the Reverend are morons. If not morons, they're taking you for a ride.
And I'll debate any point you present; so far you haven't presented anything.
You're just a flustered guy that's clearly out of his league.

4.I have inherited divine knowledge from the Nephilim, detailing the future of mankind--the coming of the GREAT BEAST and GREAT MASS.

Thnx for playing, toolbox. lol!
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Re: "Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell
« Reply #90 on: December 17, 2009, 04:41:29 AM »
1.Lol! I'll let Doison pwn you on the first part. The flaws in what you are saying are so glaring it's hilarious.

2.Everyone reading this is your intellectual superior; it's not exactly bragging to say that. I was identified a long time ago as possessing "gifted intellect".
Do I care? No. Someone smarter or dumber than me can be wrong or right. I just debate the points. I am FAR more knowledgeable than you are. I don't waste my time reading bullshit. Maybe you can't comprehend academic philosophy, so you stick to the kid's pen?

3.Cayce and the Reverend are morons. If not morons, they're taking you for a ride.
And I'll debate any point you present; so far you haven't presented anything.
You're just a flustered guy that's clearly out of his league.

4.I have inherited divine knowledge from the Nephilim, detailing the future of mankind--the coming of the
GREAT BEAST and GREAT MASS.

Thnx for playing, toolbox. lol!
dude, Edgar Cayce is dead. But since the Nephilim have given you that info before hand. Jimmy Phoenix the cross dressing emo knows all. Kid you need to take that act on the road. Getbiggers is too small for you. And thank you for playing. For, i knew that posting the Yellow Bamboo thread was going to illicit a response from the yahoos. Didn't think it was gonna be you.

Btw, since the Nephilim were great men of their times, how would they feel about their " descendant" acting like a female? Ah, the games we play to make ourselves seem bigger.

Toolbox, whew, damn, and you said I played in the kiddie pen, quit acting like one by resorting to name calling. You are showing that you can't stick to a topic and you can't argue your points. You still give no reasons about Cayce or the Cottrell, only give your opinions. Back them up. But you can't. It would be interesting if you could, instead of using infantile words and carrying on the Nephilim/Vampire charade, when they are neither related.

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Re: "Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell
« Reply #91 on: December 17, 2009, 04:47:39 AM »
dude, Edgar Cayce is dead. But since the Nephilim have given you that info before hand. Jimmy Phoenix the cross dressing emo knows all. Kid you need to take that act on the road. Getbiggers is too small for you. And thank you for playing. For, i knew that posting the Yellow Bamboo thread was going to illicit a response from the yahoos. Didn't think it was gonna be you.

Btw, since the Nephilim were great men of their times, how would they feel about their " descendant" acting like a female? Ah, the games we play to make ourselves seem bigger.

Toolbox, whew, damn, and you said I played in the kiddie pen, quit acting like one by resorting to name calling. You are showing that you can't stick to a topic and you can't argue your points. You still give no reasons about Cayce or the Cottrell, only give your opinions. Back them up. But you can't. It would be interesting if you could, instead of using infantile words and carrying on the Nephilim/Vampire charade, when they are neither related.

No self-respecting cross dresser would wear makeup that garish...lol.

I wouldn't make fun of cross-dressers, gays, or anyone else Parker--being a minority.

It's not in your best interest. One might even call it "immoral".
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Re: "Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell
« Reply #92 on: December 17, 2009, 05:02:09 AM »
No self-respecting cross dresser would wear makeup that garish...lol.

I wouldn't make fun of cross-dressers, gays, or anyone else Parker--being a minority.

It's not in your best interest. One might even call it "immoral".
And see, I understand that. My original post was about fantasy vs reality. I tried to keep it on topic.   And in a sense, you did. In actuality, you kept it up---albeit towards a different tangent.
I was waiting for the question of why do people fall for the fantasy, whether it be the physical, spiritual, or the mental. This is a exceptional question on a bodybuilding board. For it is in bodybuilding we seek the fantasy of building our ultimate physique.

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Re: "Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell
« Reply #93 on: December 17, 2009, 07:32:56 AM »
Some serious retards in this thread...namely kyomu, James Phoenix and parker

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« Reply #94 on: December 17, 2009, 01:11:05 PM »
Karma ;)

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« Reply #95 on: December 17, 2009, 01:17:51 PM »
This is absolute rubbish.

There's one man who breaks into an old lady's house, kills her and robs her blind. Then there's another man who risks his life to save your little girl who's trapped inside your house that's on fire.

Are you saying you'll tell yourself, "There is no good and evil. Thus both these guys are the same and deserve the same kind of treatment and attitude"?

Good is anything that improves the quality of your life in some way, to some degree. Bad is anything that reduces the quality of your life. You are not obliged to do good to others, but you cannot commit evil against another person without suffering the consequences.

how dare you speak to a 163 year old crossdressing vampire assassin like that  >:(

do you know who your fucking with ?   ;D
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Re: "Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell
« Reply #96 on: December 18, 2009, 04:13:30 AM »
The Coming of THE GREAT MASS

After the arrival of THE GREAT BEAST, there will be a period of ultimate freedom--
all Judeo-Christian-Islamic opposition to THE GREAT BEAST will have been eliminated by that time, leaving only the restored Nephilim on Earth. They will be free from disease, racism, class distinction, and duty. They will be the only humanoid type of being on Earth. Masters of their destiny,
they alter their own attributes at will--making the traditional forms of evolution outmoded, as the Nephilim follow Moore's Law.

Their success will give rise to THE GREAT MASS. Imagine a GOD with infinite eyes, infinite mouths, infinite hands, infinite tongues...
It is infinity. Infinite, infinite infinite. It inherently knows it's own nature to such a degree that it can alter itself to take any form instantly. In addition it, it has incorporated into itself billions of nano-robots, that will go to work repairing tissue, or producing mechanical devices in seconds, that can be spit out from one of it's infinite mouths. It's default form is that of a dull, yellow-orange fungus. Every inch of this enormous GOD is covered in eyes, mouths, tongues, tentacles, etc--each flickering and morphing into the other with a mesmerising rhythm. THE GREAT MASS is so huge that one human cannot even view it all at once. It roots itself to the Earth like a great Oak tree, absorbing and replenishing all at once. Any being it comes in contact with will be eviscerated and devoured by a billion mouths and blades--and incorporating the instructions on how to build you. As quickly as it kills you, THE GREAT MASS will restore you to life. Such is the nature of THE GREAT MASS--successor to the Nephilim--GOD within the Nephilim--as the Nephilim are GOD(S) within us.
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« Reply #97 on: December 18, 2009, 04:23:38 AM »
Some serious retards in this thread...namely kyomu, James Phoenix and parker
And a fat guy named MAXX. ;D

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« Reply #98 on: December 18, 2009, 04:30:14 AM »
Finaly, James. Wake up from your dream.
Your posts are full of fantasy.
Thats not the post of more than 150yrs old guy.
If you really are more than 100yrs old, you should be more free from the social concept.
But you are still saying,"Great Beast","Great Mass"...etc. Thats a human concept who need some kind of "mesia" or "Help".
So, you are nothing special.

Even if you dont notice, your concept is that of judeochristian.

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« Reply #99 on: December 18, 2009, 11:14:05 AM »
kyomu from your various posts on buddhism, it occurs to me you speak totally from a zen buddhist perspective.

have you ever read buddha's original teachings as reported in the pali canon ?
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