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i say for the next few days anytime she is around your laptop be showing the hardest core porn you can find volume all the way up make it as awkard for her as you can, then excuse yourself to the bathroom to masterbate loudly ha ha that will mess with them (you dont have to actually masterbate just as long as they think you are)

that will learn em for fuckin with ya

benchmstr · « **Reply #31 on:** December 14, 2009, 07:08:11 PM »

Quote from: odilly on December 14, 2009, 07:03:44 PM

i say for the next few days anytime she is around your laptop be showing the hardest core porn you can find volume all the way up make it as awkard for her as you can, then excuse yourself to the bathroom to masterbate loudly ha ha that will mess with them (you dont have to actually masterbate just as long as they think you are)

that will learn em for fuckin with ya

dude, he said the girl was asian....asians are into some really freaky shit. youre idea might just get disturbia raped

bench

disturbia · « **Reply #32 on:** December 14, 2009, 07:14:30 PM »

on a sidenote my ex wife is back on the drugs and got tossed out of her house

so the whole day wasnt a loss

stuntmovie · « **Reply #33 on:** December 14, 2009, 07:15:18 PM »

Disturbia, I might have missed something here but why haven't you moved to Las Vegas and participate in the local casino games? I'm not an avid poker player myself because I only play the game with psychiatric patients and their doctors and I always lose to the patients (but so do the doctors so I don't feel like a 'fucktard' - Thanks again, mon), but I see countless numbers of young poker playing "kids" playing the game at The Palms, and the "M" and at the Wynn and they always have mountains of chips built around their elbows while the old farts simply stare with a pissed off look.

It seems to me that you would not be one of them 'old fart guys' and just might be able to leave that table with more chips than you could easily handle, so I wonder why you ain't here to take advantage of that situation.

Dis, I have honestly seen these young wippershappers leave the table with armed escorts who have to help carry those chip trays to the casino cage even though the kid has colored up.

If you play as well as I think you play, you would make a killing here and if your are as good as you say you are, I think it would be easy for you to find some financial backers. Of which one,. I AM NOT!

This is a serious post so I hope you respond with a decent answer. Or maybe it is simply offer as a suggestion.

Thanks, Disturbia, Stunt

Bossa · « **Reply #34 on:** December 14, 2009, 07:16:00 PM »

As crazy as it sounds maybe you should get a real fucking job

disturbia · « **Reply #35 on:** December 14, 2009, 07:17:52 PM »

Quote from: Bossa on December 14, 2009, 07:16:00 PM

As crazy as it sounds maybe you should get a real fucking job

ya I agree--enough of this poker bullshit---its time to step up and work for a living.

Ex Coelis · « **Reply #36 on:** December 14, 2009, 07:17:57 PM »

the army pays well

disturbia · « **Reply #37 on:** December 14, 2009, 07:18:38 PM »

Quote from: stuntmovie on December 14, 2009, 07:15:18 PM

Disturbia, I might have missed something here but why haven't you moved to Las Vegas and participate in the local casino games? I'm not an avid poker player myself because I only play the game with psychiatric patients and their doctors and I always lose to the patients (but so do the doctors so I don't feel like a 'fucktard' - Thanks again, mon), but I see countless of young poker playing "kids" playing the game at The Palms, and the "M" and at the Wynn and they always have mountains of chips built around their elbows while the old farts simply stare with a pissed off look.

It seems to me that you would not be one of them 'old fart guys' and just might be able to leave that table with more chips than you could easily handle, so I wonder why you ain't here to take advantage of that situation.

Dis, I have honestly seen these young wippershappers leave the table with armed escorts who have to help carry those chip trays to the casino cage even though the kid has colored up.

If you play as well as I think you play, you would make a killing here and if your are as good as you say you are, I think it would be easy for you to find some financial backers. Of which one,. I AM NOT!

This is a serious post so I hope you respond with a decent answer. Or maybe it is simply offer as a suggestion.

Thanks, Disturbia, Stunt

I cant cross to the States cause of a lengthy criminal record

Hulkster · « **Reply #38 on:** December 14, 2009, 07:20:44 PM »

Quote from: disturbia on December 14, 2009, 07:18:38 PM

I cant cross to the States cause of a lengthy criminal record

this will create problems getting a decent job, however, it won't prevent you from getting something steady at least.

that will bring some stability to your life, which is a good thing.

odilly · « **Reply #39 on:** December 14, 2009, 07:21:53 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on December 14, 2009, 07:08:11 PM

dude, he said the girl was asian....asians are into some really freaky shit. youre idea might just get disturbia raped

bench

good point.....well while you are in the bathroom pretending to masturbate loudly maybe listen incase she does the same...in which case maybe stay in the bathroom...or bang her on a Friday and tell her you have an std..that should be a fun weekend of wondering what she might have one in the std lotto

Bossa · « **Reply #40 on:** December 14, 2009, 07:23:26 PM »

try to get into a unionized factory of some sort...I was at one of my customers talking to a guy who worked in one in the auto industry and he polished the floors and he was making 6 figures

stuntmovie · « **Reply #41 on:** December 14, 2009, 07:24:26 PM »

He's too old for the army unless he wants to volunteer as a moving target and I don't recommend that he get a real job unless that real job allows him the time to play the game he loves.

Follow your dream,dude! Move to LV, get a job as a soda jerk or whatever and keep a few hours open each day to play some real poker where the men are men and the women try to be while sitting at the poker table.

I may be wrong here but I think your life is meant to be spent in a real poker game such as is offered all over this hell hole of a city.

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #42 on:** December 14, 2009, 07:25:51 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on December 14, 2009, 06:49:32 PM

goddamn it

i thought i was spreading the message about tubegalore.com

my job hasn't been done apparently

are you kidding? i even stopped getting handjobs from my wife. now i just run to the basement. it's my 1st bookmark.

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #43 on:** December 14, 2009, 07:28:17 PM »

as for the job thing, this has been brought up before by brethren who suffered like me, but UPS hires anyone. hell, as i may have mentioned before, i had a guy work with me who'd get seizures on the job.

you'd have a shit job for about a year loading trailers, then you can move to sorter, do that for a year...anyways, whoever can last for about 5 years can make about 60 k a year delivering packages in the little brown truck. it's by far the most secure way i've seen of making a "decent" living for someone with absolutely no life skills (no offense / no homo).

disturbia · « **Reply #44 on:** December 14, 2009, 07:34:58 PM »

Quote from: ManBearPig... on December 14, 2009, 07:28:17 PM

as for the job thing, this has been brought up before by brethren who suffered like me, but UPS hires anyone. hell, as i may have mentioned before, i had a guy work with me who'd get seizures on the job.

you'd have a shit job for about a year loading trailers, then you can move to sorter, do that for a year...anyways, whoever can last for about 5 years can make about 60 k a year delivering packages in the little brown truck. it's by far the most secure way i've seen of making a "decent" living for someone with absolutely no life skills (no offense / no homo).

lol no offense / no homo taken
thanks for the tip

body88 · « **Reply #45 on:** December 14, 2009, 08:56:04 PM »

Quote from: Bossa on December 14, 2009, 07:23:26 PM

try to get into a unionized factory of some sort...I was at one of my customers talking to a guy who worked in one in the auto industry and he polished the floors and he was making 6 figures

Please show me a "factory" that pays it's workers 100,000+ to wax floors. You were lied to, plain and simple.

Special Ed · « **Reply #46 on:** December 14, 2009, 09:00:58 PM »

The way to get rid of that third wheel of a whore starts with a stun gun and ends with lighter fluid and an old Jaguar. At least go down in flames!

benchmstr · « **Reply #47 on:** December 14, 2009, 09:06:16 PM »

Quote from: Special Ed on December 14, 2009, 09:00:58 PM

The way to get rid of that third wheel of a whore starts with a stun gun and ends with lighter fluid and an old Jaguar. At least go down in flames!

living the dream

bench

bigbobs · « **Reply #48 on:** December 15, 2009, 12:27:44 AM »

Quote from: body88 on December 14, 2009, 08:56:04 PM

Please show me a "factory" that pays it's workers 100,000+ to wax floors. You were lied to, plain and simple.

In Fort McMurray some make well over that just by driving heavy trucks for long hours at the oil sands plant. I could be wrong, but I believe the training required is quite minimal.

Would you consider moving to Fort Mac disturbia? The job market there is a bit slower now than before from what I've heard though.

pellius · « **Reply #49 on:** December 15, 2009, 01:21:49 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on December 14, 2009, 06:49:32 PM

goddamn it

i thought i was spreading the message about tubegalore.com

my job hasn't been done apparently

Rest assured you have touched this life. The site is aptly bookmarked on my computer.

BTW, from this site I've also discover xhamster.com and I like that feature where they give you a preview before you click on it. Saves you a lot of time. Like when you are in the mood for some gang bukake only to find all the good stuff is pixelated. tubegalore should have that very useful feature.