Because writing:
I'm a woman that needs attention (don't we all!?) 24 hours a day. I'll rarely go a minute without thinking about my body, which is amazing considering how obese I am! lol
I'm looking for a man who thinks equality for the sexes means "Men do all the yard work, snow shoveling, bug killing, children disciplining, and wage earning; while cleaning, cooking, and doing laundry is shared responsibility (Unless I'm PMSing...then you do it all. lol ....j/k!).
If you're interested in completely random late-night fights about who the fuck knows what, random "shut downs" on sexual intercourse (while expecting you to continue doing all the "man's" work and 50% of the "woman's work," and going to my Parent's house to spend entire days seeing the obnoxious "princess" behavior on display in front of the two shit baskets that made me the self-obsessing attention whore "princess" I am.....Then please contact me.
(If I act aloof when you call, it's because I'm busy doing jagerbombs and body shots off every 20 year old hot body girl I can find to make sure everyone knows I'm "all about" having fun!)
Hope to have you buy me dinner soon!
Would put people off.
Lying is just a better move for women her age.