Author Topic: My old highschool matey ...Tristan... (Read 26972 times)

Mr. Zimbabwe · « **Reply #50 on:** December 17, 2009, 05:39:03 PM »

Quote from: Johnny Falcon on December 17, 2009, 05:28:10 PM

its amazing how i get crucified for smoking weed yet aguy like this is praised although he looks great

Johnny, who is saying we all don't puff a bit of weed here and there? Tristan and me included?

pluck · « **Reply #51 on:** December 17, 2009, 05:39:47 PM »

Quote from: #1 Klaus fan on December 17, 2009, 05:15:06 PM

28 years.

Pardon my math.

disturbia · « **Reply #52 on:** December 17, 2009, 05:39:51 PM »

Quote from: Grant_Michaels on December 17, 2009, 05:35:16 PM

Yes you did! You funny bastard!

Why don't you give ME Twila's info ......... second time over is always a dream......?

sent

lolololollllllllllllllll

let the lol's begin

Mr. Zimbabwe · « **Reply #53 on:** December 17, 2009, 05:45:04 PM »

Quote from: disturbia on December 17, 2009, 05:39:51 PM

sent

lolololollllllllllllllll

let the lol's begin

Let the games begin!!! Can you imagine? Twila was definitlely one of the sexiest women I have EVER met!!!!

Mr. Zimbabwe · « **Reply #54 on:** December 17, 2009, 06:02:07 PM »

Quote from: disturbia on December 17, 2009, 05:39:51 PM

sent

lolololollllllllllllllll

let the lol's begin

Calling Twila now! You just KNOW this has all the makings of being another epic thread!!!!!!! Thanks Josh!

Kwon · « **Reply #55 on:** December 17, 2009, 06:08:44 PM »

SUPERB physique on a 41 yearold!

Huge arms.

pellius · « **Reply #56 on:** December 17, 2009, 06:32:05 PM »

Awesome name, awesome job, awesome physique.

Dude is Alpha. All the way Alpha.

Did he lose his virginity at 12 when the female hottie teachers would just offer themselves to him instinctive realizing that they must carry his superior genetics?

What race is he? Also, what is his back ground in security? Was he some special ops guy back in the day?

I think this is what most guys shoot for when they body build. Not to pose on stage but just to look like that and the presence it commands.

We want the stories. We want to know all the asses he's kicked and all the fine ass pussies he's wrecked. If he's too shy and modest have him tell you and you tell us.

Spoony Luv · « **Reply #57 on:** December 17, 2009, 06:34:02 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on December 17, 2009, 02:21:01 PM

mowers daddy

haha

pellius · « **Reply #58 on:** December 17, 2009, 06:36:44 PM »

Quote from: Grant_Michaels on December 17, 2009, 02:26:39 PM

Rob, I'll ask him... he went to boarding school with me in Zimbabwe.... I was always in awe of him for his massve size when he was just in his Teens. It's great to be able to chat with someone after so long.... (on Facebook) ... especially from such a strange part of the world....

Don't you mean Rhodesia? Rhodesia was a beautiful place until the Africans wanted independence and kicked Whitey out. Then that monster, Robert Mugabe, took over and it's been a hell on earth ever since. Just another Africa shit hole that we waste sending our money to which only supports and props up the corrupt government.

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #59 on:** December 17, 2009, 06:37:23 PM »

i like his hair

Mr. Zimbabwe · « **Reply #60 on:** December 17, 2009, 06:44:16 PM »

Quote from: pellius on December 17, 2009, 06:36:44 PM

Don't you mean Rhodesia? Rhodesia was a beautiful place until the Africans wanted independence and kicked Whitey out. Then that monster, Robert Mugabe, took over and it's been a hell on earth ever since. Just another Africa shit hole that we waste sending our money to which only supports and props up the corrupt government.

Yes mate.... BUT I'm not allowed to talk about that here...... PC and all that shit!

pellius · « **Reply #61 on:** December 17, 2009, 06:48:02 PM »

Quote from: Grant_Michaels on December 17, 2009, 06:44:16 PM

BTW, I didn't know you competed? What shows and how'd you do? Any pics or links with pics?

I won the heavyweight and Zimbabwe overall IFBB title... and then placed 7th at the IFFB universe in Seoul, Korea.... and made great friends with the winner..... Gunter Schleircamp (spelling?) from Germany..... (still a good friend to this day)....

EL Mariachi · « **Reply #62 on:** December 17, 2009, 06:52:12 PM »

lots of male worshipping and asskissing in this thread

Mr. Zimbabwe · « **Reply #63 on:** December 17, 2009, 06:53:48 PM »

Quote from: pellius on December 17, 2009, 06:32:05 PM

Awesome name, awesome job, awesome physique.

Dude is Alpha. All the way Alpha. Did he lose his virginity at 12 when the female hottie teachers would just offer themselves to him instinctive realizing that they must carry his superior genetics?

What race is he? Also, what is his back ground in security? Was he some special ops guy back in the day?

I think this is what most guys shoot for when they body build. Not to pose on stage but just to look like that and the presents it commands.

We want the stories. We want to know all the asses he's kicked and all the fine ass pussies he's wrecked. If he's too shy and modest have him tell you and you tell us.

You're pretty damn hardcore, Pellius. I don't know what race Tristan is.... I guess he might be "mixed"... but i don't care since he was my buddy in school.... so that stuff never mattered to me. I doubt he "wrecked pussy".... he was far too polite for that..... but I will ask him....

I doubt he was special ops.... (like most of the guys that I know work for Beckham).... but he must have had enough training to qualify to work high-end. They are sent through stringent testing..... I saw the requirements and I was.... wowed!

Mr. Zimbabwe · « **Reply #64 on:** December 17, 2009, 06:55:47 PM »

Quote from: EL Mariachi on December 17, 2009, 06:52:12 PM

lots of male worshipping and asskissing in this thread

Naaa... not true. Just me giving a shout out to an old (high school) friend that reached out to me on Facebook. Dude looks great for 41..... it just is what it is.....

Mr. Zimbabwe · « **Reply #65 on:** December 17, 2009, 06:59:26 PM »

Quote from: pellius on December 17, 2009, 06:48:02 PM

Zimbawe, oh brother. Do they still even have the schools and running water that evil Whitey built for them? Where were you originally born and where do you live now?

BTW, I didn't know you competed? What shows and how'd you do? Any pics or links with pics?

I was born and raised in Bulawayo, Zimbabwe. So were my parents... Mom and Dad both.

So were my granparents!!!!! My GREAT granparents came as Missionarires from SCOTLAND in the year 1891.....

That makes me THIRD generation Zimbabwean.....yes?

pellius · « **Reply #66 on:** December 17, 2009, 07:03:36 PM »

Quote from: Grant_Michaels on December 17, 2009, 06:53:48 PM

You're pretty damn hardcore, Pellius. I don't know what race Tristan is.... I guess he might be "mixed"... but i don't care since he was my buddy in school.... so that stuff never mattered to me. I doubt he "wrecked pussy".... he was far too polite for that..... but I will ask him....

I doubt he was special ops.... (like most of the guys that I know work for Beckham).... but he must have had enough training to qualify to work high-end. They are sent through stringent testing..... I saw the requirements and I was.... wowed!

The reason I was curious as to his race is to get an idea where those super genetics come from. You don't get like that just training and taking some test/Deca. That's a bone break physique right there.

pellius · « **Reply #67 on:** December 17, 2009, 07:04:36 PM »

Quote from: EL Mariachi on December 17, 2009, 06:52:12 PM

lots of male worshipping and asskissing in this thread

Hah! You'd be on your knees with mouth open in his presence, Jungle Boy.

pellius · « **Reply #68 on:** December 17, 2009, 07:07:11 PM »

Quote from: Grant_Michaels on December 17, 2009, 06:59:26 PM

I was born and raised in Bulawayo, Zimbabwe. So were my parents... Mom and Dad both.

So were my granparents!!!!! My GREAT granparents came as Missionarires from SCOTLAND in the year 1891.....

That makes me THIRD generation Zimbabwean.....yes?

Missionaries. Awesome. Some of the toughest MutherFukers in history. Civilized half the world without having to kill them first. What were they, Jesuits?

jtsunami · « **Reply #69 on:** December 17, 2009, 07:13:52 PM »

Quote from: Grant_Michaels on December 17, 2009, 06:53:48 PM

You're pretty damn hardcore, Pellius. I don't know what race Tristan is.... I guess he might be "mixed"... but i don't care since he was my buddy in school.... so that stuff never mattered to me. I doubt he "wrecked pussy".... he was far too polite for that..... but I will ask him....

I doubt he was special ops.... (like most of the guys that I know work for Beckham).... but he must have had enough training to qualify to work high-end. They are sent through stringent testing..... I saw the requirements and I was.... wowed!

why the fuck does beckham think he needs all these requirements for his security like he is soo important that someone is going to try and attack him? Only requirement should be be proficient with a handgun and able to handle yourself, whatever else is probably just divaness of that twink.

Mr. Zimbabwe · « **Reply #70 on:** December 17, 2009, 07:17:49 PM »

Quote from: pellius on December 17, 2009, 07:07:11 PM

Missionaries. Awesome. Some of the toughest MutherFukers in history. Civilized half the world without having to kill them first. What were they, Jesuits?

Yes, Jesuits.... I never met them of course.... but i was close with both sets of grand-parents...

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #71 on:** December 17, 2009, 07:21:12 PM »

Quote from: Grant_Michaels on December 17, 2009, 06:59:26 PM

I was born and raised in Bulawayo, Zimbabwe. So were my parents... Mom and Dad both.

So were my granparents!!!!! My GREAT granparents came as Missionarires from SCOTLAND in the year 1891.....

That makes me THIRD generation Zimbabwean.....yes?

Mau Mau movies where the white missionaries are terrorized are great films.

Mr. Zimbabwe · « **Reply #72 on:** December 17, 2009, 07:28:55 PM »

Quote from: jtsunami on December 17, 2009, 07:13:52 PM

why the fuck does Beckham think he needs all these requirements for his security like he is soo important that someone is going to try and attack him? Only requirement should be be proficient with a handgun and able to handle yourself, whatever else is probably just divaness of that twink....

I actually agree with this statement. That being said........ all high level celeb's seem to request high-end-security... i recently went to the gun range with Beckhams top security guy .... (name disclosed) and was amazed at his accuracy. He nailed a smilie face on the target.... and i was not able to hit the target even once from 50 yards.... **sigh**... very embarassing for me. At least I tried.....

Mr. Zimbabwe · « **Reply #73 on:** December 17, 2009, 07:38:49 PM »

Quote from: bigdumbbell on December 17, 2009, 07:21:12 PM

Mau Mau movies where the white missionaries are terrorized are great films.

So ....are you saying that you enjoy that the white people were being terrorized in Africa? It's fine if you do.... but please note that I'd finally be able to delete you using my moderator powers (which i have not used to this point)....

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #74 on:** December 17, 2009, 07:41:06 PM »

Quote from: Grant_Michaels on December 17, 2009, 07:38:49 PM

So ....are you saying that you enjoy that the white people were being terrorized in Africa? It's fine if you do.... but please note that I'd finally be able to delete you using my moderator powers (which i have not used to this point)....

why do you put those words in my mouth? YOU said that. i was talking about the explotation films...that are based on fear.