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Chicks at Office Xmas Party
« on: December 17, 2009, 02:41:19 PM »
1 hour and 1 eggnog into the office Christmas party, even the most average-looking, boring coworker all of a sudden starts to look HOT.

Ever experienced this phenomenon of Season horniness?  :P Why is that???




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Re: Chicks at Office Xmas Party
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2009, 02:43:10 PM »
You have to possess a job to attend an office christmas party.

most of us getbiggers retire by age 22.
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Re: Chicks at Office Xmas Party
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2009, 02:43:51 PM »
definately a no no, great idea when ur smashed when u sober up and its a new day shit is very stressful. did it a few times, actually fuck it, it was all good lol, fuck em thats there problem.
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Re: Chicks at Office Xmas Party
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2009, 02:51:24 PM »
Yes, I think it's because we aren't used to seeing female office workers dressed up in nightgowns and all.  It can be quite a turn on...
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Re: Chicks at Office Xmas Party
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2009, 04:40:50 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on December 17, 2009, 02:51:24 PM
Yes, I think it's because we aren't used to seeing female office workers dressed up in nightgowns and all.  It can be quite a turn on...
Could they be trannies? ;D
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Re: Chicks at Office Xmas Party
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2009, 04:45:35 PM »
My office party is tomorrow, and I won't be drinking any alcohol.  But there are a couple chicks I wouldn't mind nailing out in my car.   ;)
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Re: Chicks at Office Xmas Party
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2009, 08:49:18 PM »
1 eggnog and you have beer goggles?

i think its safe to say that if you drank a beer or two youd be on the receiving end of a gloryhole. (no homo)


matterhon = lightweight



fuck the ones that can help your career...if there are any. if not, just take pics for humiliating them later in the spring when they get "sassy"
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Re: Chicks at Office Xmas Party
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2009, 09:01:13 PM »
For some reason   I though you were making fun of BOB!!!!!   Chick!!!!!
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Re: Chicks at Office Xmas Party
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2009, 01:58:07 AM »

I ended up f cking and then marrying my ex-wife at the work office party. Worse mistake of my life  ???
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Re: Chicks at Office Xmas Party
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2009, 02:08:51 AM »
Any female worth screwing at work---should have already been screwed (and not just at work either).
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Re: Chicks at Office Xmas Party
« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2009, 02:10:13 AM »
Quote from: Quickerblade on December 17, 2009, 02:43:51 PM
definately a no no, great idea when ur smashed when u sober up and its a new day shit is very stressful. did it a few times, actually fuck it, it was all good lol, fuck em thats there problem.
Im glad you saw sense toward the latter part of your post , I was going to drop a Will Bomb on you  ;D
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Re: Chicks at Office Xmas Party
« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2009, 06:13:43 AM »
its good when there isnt any high level management there

then u can get fuckin loose as hell

(im high level management of course)
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Re: Chicks at Office Xmas Party
« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2009, 07:00:45 AM »
Awhile back I went to a Christmas party with an ex-girlfriend.the party was at a hotel in NYC so a bunch of people got rooms.one of the guys got really drunk got undressed and passed out in a roll out bed in front of a room full of people.since the bed had wheels I decided the best course of action was to roll him out of the room,into the elevator,and down to the lobby where I left him :)
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Re: Chicks at Office Xmas Party
« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2009, 08:06:29 AM »
I never saw bob there.
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Re: Chicks at Office Xmas Party
« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2009, 08:08:12 AM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on December 17, 2009, 02:43:10 PM
You have to possess a job to attend an office christmas party.

most of us getbiggers retire by age 22.

This shitty economy.......

Looks like I'll be working until I'm 25...  :(
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Re: Chicks at Office Xmas Party
« Reply #15 on: December 18, 2009, 08:10:06 AM »
Quote from: calfzilla on December 17, 2009, 04:45:35 PM
My office party is tomorrow, and I won't be drinking any alcohol.  But there are a couple chicks I wouldn't mind nailing out in my car.   ;)

Why don't you drink Alcohol?

(I don't either, I rarely drink Beer or NyQuil)
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Re: Chicks at Office Xmas Party
« Reply #16 on: December 18, 2009, 08:11:57 AM »
Quote from: mon_of_steele on December 18, 2009, 08:06:29 AM
I never saw bob there.


Wouldn't it be cool to have a cookout with Bob Chic, and NaturalWonders83? (no homo)  ;D
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Re: Chicks at Office Xmas Party
« Reply #17 on: December 18, 2009, 08:22:38 AM »
Quote from: Parker on December 18, 2009, 02:08:51 AM
Any female worth screwing at work---should have already been screwed.

damn right.
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Re: Chicks at Office Xmas Party
« Reply #18 on: December 18, 2009, 11:50:21 AM »
Quote from: wes mantooth on December 17, 2009, 08:49:18 PM
1 eggnog and you have beer goggles?

i think its safe to say that if you drank a beer or two youd be on the receiving end of a gloryhole. (no homo)


matterhon = lightweight



fuck the ones that can help your career...if there are any. if not, just take pics for humiliating them later in the spring when they get "sassy"

absolutely true. on certain days, I can be completely smashed after just one glass of wine. lightweight, indeed.
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Re: Chicks at Office Xmas Party
« Reply #19 on: December 18, 2009, 01:28:55 PM »
Quote from: Matterhorn on December 18, 2009, 11:50:21 AM
absolutely true. on certain days, I can be completely smashed after just one glass of wine. lightweight, indeed.

Does a swiss even drink fast enough to get drunk?
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Re: Chicks at Office Xmas Party
« Reply #20 on: December 18, 2009, 01:31:57 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on December 17, 2009, 02:43:10 PM
You have to possess a job to attend an office christmas party.

most of us getbiggers retire by age 22.

Yeah. With the many millions we made, we retire to Dubai, India.
Here, we like to spend our time surfing on GetBig, banging girls and working out.

As I type this, Mars is rolling by my Dubai mansion in his new Rolls Royce Phantom.

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Re: Chicks at Office Xmas Party
« Reply #21 on: December 18, 2009, 01:54:18 PM »
Quote from: RPF on December 18, 2009, 08:10:06 AM
Why don't you drink Alcohol?

(I don't either, I rarely drink Beer or NyQuil)
I do drink, love to in fact.  But I don't like to drink in moderation, I just like getting drunk.  But I am taking a break.  Been about 10 months since my last drink.  It's just something that is fun on occasion but I don't need it. 
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Re: Chicks at Office Xmas Party
« Reply #22 on: December 18, 2009, 08:43:36 PM »
Just got back from my office xmas party. 

Cliffs:
-Hot Indian chick I want to bang wasn't there.   >:(   Or maybe she came early and left early.    ???
-Hot white chick was there, gave me a funny look once or twice but didn't talk to me at all. 
-Food was pretty good.  Lots of protein to produce a positive nitrogen balance. 
-No booze was served, not that I was gonna drink anyway.  (This is not normal, a last minute thing we found out...boss was not happy about it.) 
-Some fat chick talked to me a little.  I could probably hit it pretty easily but what's the point?  I could pull tons of fatty pussy but their lack of willpower sickens me. 
-I didn't stay long or even talk to too many people.  Just took in my desired amount of proteins, fats, and carbs and left. 
-There was a wide variety of deserts, I ate none. 
-Probably won't go next year unless the venue changes, alcohol is provided, or I have a better shot a bangin a quality whore. 


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Re: Chicks at Office Xmas Party
« Reply #23 on: December 18, 2009, 09:12:19 PM »
Quote from: calfzilla on December 18, 2009, 08:43:36 PM
Just got back from my office xmas party. 

Cliffs:
-Hot Indian chick I want to bang wasn't there.   >:(   Or maybe she came early and left early.    ???
-Hot white chick was there, gave me a funny look once or twice but didn't talk to me at all. 
-Food was pretty good.  Lots of protein to produce a positive nitrogen balance. 
-No booze was served, not that I was gonna drink anyway.  (This is not normal, a last minute thing we found out...boss was not happy about it.) 
-Some fat chick talked to me a little.  I could probably hit it pretty easily but what's the point?  I could pull tons of fatty pussy but their lack of willpower sickens me. 
-I didn't stay long or even talk to too many people.  Just took in my desired amount of proteins, fats, and carbs and left. 
-There was a wide variety of deserts, I ate none. 
-Probably won't go next year unless the venue changes, alcohol is provided, or I have a better shot a bangin a quality whore. 




Living the dream.
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Re: Chicks at Office Xmas Party
« Reply #24 on: December 18, 2009, 09:14:52 PM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on December 18, 2009, 09:12:19 PM
Living the dream.
I actually found myself imagining what I would be doing differently at the party if I was drunk. 
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