Just got back from my office xmas party.
Cliffs:
-Hot Indian chick I want to bang wasn't there.

Or maybe she came early and left early.
-Hot white chick was there, gave me a funny look once or twice but didn't talk to me at all.
-Food was pretty good. Lots of protein to produce a positive nitrogen balance.
-No booze was served, not that I was gonna drink anyway. (This is not normal, a last minute thing we found out...boss was not happy about it.)
-Some fat chick talked to me a little. I could probably hit it pretty easily but what's the point? I could pull tons of fatty pussy but their lack of willpower sickens me.
-I didn't stay long or even talk to too many people. Just took in my desired amount of proteins, fats, and carbs and left.
-There was a wide variety of deserts, I ate none.
-Probably won't go next year unless the venue changes, alcohol is provided, or I have a better shot a bangin a quality whore.