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suckmymuscle

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Gaydor vs Cock Chestnar.
« on: December 17, 2009, 05:23:31 PM »
  Ok, here is where I stand. Before the Brett Rogers fight, I sided with those who believe that Cock would be too much for Gaydor to handle. After all, Gaydor is a chubby 235 lbs, whilst Cock is a ripped 265 lbs. When you take into consideration bodyfat level, Cock probably carries over 40 lbs of lean muscle on Gaydor. Cock would be too strong for Gaydor to suruvive a striking match and on the ground Cock would not be submitted due to the fact that Gaydor isn't strong enough to submit him even with leverage. The Brett Rogers fight changed everything. Gaydor would demolish Cock. I am saying this because Brett Rogers is an inch taller than Cock, weights the same, has an even larger head and yet could do no better than remain semi-conscious after taking one of Gaydor's punches. Chestnar could take Gaydor to the ground and try to overwhelm him, but Gaydor was on an even worse situation with Rogers pounding his face and he escaped from that. I don't think Gydor would be able to submit Chestnar due to his strength just like he couldn't do to Rogers, but the bottom line is that Gaydow would KO Cock or win by points virtue of being a better striker.

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Re: Gaydor vs Cock Chestnar.
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2009, 05:27:55 PM »
fantastic news!!!
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Re: Gaydor vs Cock Chestnar.
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2009, 05:28:52 PM »
is this homo trying to be funny?
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Re: Gaydor vs Cock Chestnar.
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2009, 05:46:06 PM »
Quote from: disturbia on December 17, 2009, 05:28:52 PM
is this homo trying to be funny?

  No. Just trying to give my opinion on what would happen if Gaydor and Chestnar fought. But seriously, dude, not knowing how to cut the computer from editing your insults is pretty gay.

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Re: Gaydor vs Cock Chestnar.
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2009, 05:46:53 PM »
it's hard to concentrate with so many cocks in one paragraph
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Re: Gaydor vs Cock Chestnar.
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2009, 05:49:38 PM »
Quote from: Big Poppa J on December 17, 2009, 05:46:53 PM
it's hard to concentrate with so many cocks in one paragraph

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Re: Gaydor vs Cock Chestnar.
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2009, 07:19:14 PM »
Leaner than Fedor, but I wouldn't call him ripped.

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Re: Gaydor vs Cock Chestnar.
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2009, 07:21:58 PM »
Quote from: dragonfist on December 17, 2009, 07:19:14 PM
Leaner than Fedor, but I wouldn't call him ripped.


RIP Cock Chestnar
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Re: Gaydor vs Cock Chestnar.
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2009, 07:27:13 PM »
yes I think Fedor would win 85% of the time. He would utilize his superior striking and sink a sub when Lesnar was fazed and dazed. Lesner could power out of the first few but with Fedors explosivness and sutleness I think he would catch him.

He subbed a jacked and lean 245 lbs Coleman and I think Coleman carried as much muscle mass as Rogers does.

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Re: Gaydor vs Cock Chestnar.
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2009, 07:31:09 PM »
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Re: Gaydor vs Cock Chestnar.
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2009, 07:34:19 PM »
Quote from: Mussolini on December 17, 2009, 07:27:13 PM
yes I think Fedor would win 85% of the time. He would utilize his superior striking and sink a sub when Lesnar was fazed and dazed. Lesner could power out of the first few but with Fedors explosivness and sutleness I think he would catch him.

He subbed a jacked and lean 245 lbs Coleman and I think Coleman carried as much muscle mass as Rogers does.



Fedor would leave Lesnar dazed and bewildered, he's just too much to handle, no holes in his game. When you're amazing on the ground AND in stand up, and have cinderblocks for fists..you're a problem
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Re: Gaydor vs Cock Chestnar.
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2009, 07:35:36 PM »
I think the question we need to ask is....how owuld they fare against a gorilla?
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Re: Gaydor vs Cock Chestnar.
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2009, 07:37:28 PM »
Quote from: Bossa on December 17, 2009, 07:35:36 PM
I think the question we need to ask is....how owuld they fare against a gorilla?
....or buffgodess?

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Re: Gaydor vs Cock Chestnar.
« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2009, 07:51:22 PM »
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Re: Gaydor vs Cock Chestnar.
« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2009, 07:53:56 PM »
Quote from: dragonfist on December 17, 2009, 07:51:22 PM

"dragonfist"....that name is awesome...it kinda like falcon punch...but more hardcore 8)

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Re: Gaydor vs Cock Chestnar.
« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2009, 08:11:03 PM »
Quote from: benchmstr on December 17, 2009, 07:53:56 PM
"dragonfist"....that name is awesome...it kinda like falcon punch...but more hardcore 8)

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watch out boys, she is an MMA fighter and could rear naked choke any 200+ lbs man in less than two mins. She isnt afraid to make threats over the internet either!
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Re: Gaydor vs Cock Chestnar.
« Reply #16 on: December 17, 2009, 08:29:22 PM »
Quote from: Mussolini on December 17, 2009, 08:11:03 PM
watch out boys, she is an MMA fighter and could rear naked choke any 200+ lbs man in less than two mins. She isnt afraid to make threats over the internet either!
She seems to have gotten your panties in a bunch.
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Re: Gaydor vs Cock Chestnar.
« Reply #17 on: December 17, 2009, 08:40:19 PM »
Quote from: BuffGoddess on December 11, 2009, 01:31:07 AM
I'm an MMA fighter, and I'll defend my country at the split second, but I'll also put an asshole like you to sleep in a Rear Naked Choke in less than a minute...It's up to me if you live or die...I'll let you live , because your life is so pathetic, it would be more a of a revenge to let you live...

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Re: Gaydor vs Cock Chestnar.
« Reply #18 on: December 17, 2009, 08:42:52 PM »
Hah, that is indeed a classic post.  MMA definitely needs more geniuses like this doling out threats.  The intelligence of the sport is vastly enhanced by BuffGoddess.
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Re: Gaydor vs Cock Chestnar.
« Reply #19 on: December 18, 2009, 06:17:06 AM »
Quote from: chaos on December 17, 2009, 08:29:22 PM
She seems to have gotten your panties in a bunch.

Actually SHE got HER panties in a bunch.....calling EVERYONE out in a thread.  Telling them how she knocked out two ex boyfriends and shit. 
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Re: Gaydor vs Cock Chestnar.
« Reply #20 on: December 18, 2009, 06:22:53 AM »
dude..she's smokin' hot here!
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Re: Gaydor vs Cock Chestnar.
« Reply #21 on: December 18, 2009, 08:28:48 AM »
  Standing up, Fedor would either KO Lesnar or win by points. On the ground, Fedor wouldn't be able to submit Lesnar due to his strength, but Lesnar wouldn't be able to submit Fedor either. He had Rogers sitting on him pounding his face and Fedor escaped, so I don't think Lesnar would prevail.

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Re: Gaydor vs Cock Chestnar.
« Reply #22 on: December 18, 2009, 08:32:40 AM »
Quote from: Bossa on December 17, 2009, 07:35:36 PM
I think the question we need to ask is....how owuld they fare against a gorilla?

  Gorillas at the age of 3 can rip truck tires with their bare hands. Fedor vs a 3 year old gorilla that is mazed to stop it from using it's teeth would be one hell of a fight.

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Re: Gaydor vs Cock Chestnar.
« Reply #23 on: December 18, 2009, 05:22:07 PM »
Doesn't matter how large or ripped or strong the opponent is. Fedor would do what he always does - find a weakness & capitalize. Its why hes the best.
Brock's MMA skills are very limited, & as relied very much on his strength & size has get him to where he is today.

But against Fedor, strength & size wont be enough.

Just ask 7'2, 360 pound Hong Man Choi  :o

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Re: Gaydor vs Cock Chestnar.
« Reply #24 on: December 18, 2009, 05:38:05 PM »
he looks like an average auto mechanic, who spends his evenings drinking cheap beer and watching football, yet somehow he manages to beat up ANYONE. hahaha
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