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Man Cuts Off His Penis So He Wouldn't Cheat On His Wife!
« on: December 18, 2009, 10:14:26 AM »


"It is a man's worst nightmare but for Colombian farmer Luis Alfonso Sanchez it seemed the logical thing to do. The 40-year-old decided to castrate himself to avoid cheating on his wife who refused to have sex with him." - INNews


I bet his wife was a fat cow that nobody would wanna fuck anyways but him.

how could this dude pull of this epic ball sack removal on his own ??? he should have used the good ol henderson tool

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emn1964

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Re: Man Cuts Off His Penis So He Wouldn't Cheat On His Wife!
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2009, 10:38:32 AM »
"castration" is removing the testicles, not the penis.
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Re: Man Cuts Off His Penis So He Wouldn't Cheat On His Wife!
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2009, 10:55:30 AM »
that guy had balls
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Re: Man Cuts Off His Penis So He Wouldn't Cheat On His Wife!
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2009, 11:15:30 AM »
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Re: Man Cuts Off His Penis So He Wouldn't Cheat On His Wife!
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2009, 11:23:58 AM »
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Re: Man Cuts Off His Penis So He Wouldn't Cheat On His Wife!
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2009, 11:26:37 AM »
great way to be eligible for HRT. A true GetBigger
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Re: Man Cuts Off His Penis So He Wouldn't Cheat On His Wife!
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2009, 12:09:35 PM »
Now he's got infected wounds.  That'll teach him a lesson.

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Besides, he can STILL cheat on her.  His wife still won't trust him, so he has accomplished nothing. 

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Re: Man Cuts Off His Penis So He Wouldn't Cheat On His Wife!
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2009, 01:42:14 PM »
adultery is comitted in the HEART!!!  DOH!!! :P
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Re: Man Cuts Off His Penis So He Wouldn't Cheat On His Wife!
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2009, 01:46:44 PM »
Wonder what he'll do to her when his wife spills the beans and admits she had a fling or two of her own? :-X
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Re: Man Cuts Off His Penis So He Wouldn't Cheat On His Wife!
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2009, 01:53:34 PM »
Quote from: PTB on December 18, 2009, 01:42:14 PM
adultery is comitted in the HEART!!!  DOH!!! :P

omg sooooooo outed
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Re: Man Cuts Off His Penis So He Wouldn't Cheat On His Wife!
« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2009, 02:41:31 PM »
Why do guys always take it the wrong way when their girl turns them down? Maybe she wasn't in the mood. He should have just tried something romantic  ::)
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Re: Man Cuts Off His Penis So He Wouldn't Cheat On His Wife!
« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2009, 02:53:59 PM »
Quote from: emn1964 on December 18, 2009, 11:15:30 AM
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Humor is really wasted on you isn't it Gloria?
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Re: Man Cuts Off His Penis So He Wouldn't Cheat On His Wife!
« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2009, 04:15:28 PM »
Quote from: shossy on December 18, 2009, 02:41:31 PM
Why do guys always take it the wrong way when their girl turns them down? Maybe she wasn't in the mood. He should have just tried something romantic  ::)

Hard to say since that has never happened ;), but I'd theorize that it's kind of hard not to take sexual rejection personally.  There's always going to be part of you that adopts a bad attitude to it, and not wanting sex with a partner (in similar situations where sex was fine in the past) is a pretty good indication of bigger problems.
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Re: Man Cuts Off His Penis So He Wouldn't Cheat On His Wife!
« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2009, 04:20:47 PM »
this guy is a radical christian..would rather go a lifetime without pussy then to offend GOD ::)

i would have brought some bitch home while my wife was sleeping, wake her lazy ass up and say, EITHER Im FU CKING YOU OR HER TONIGHT, MAKE UP YOUR MIND BITCH!!!
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Re: Man Cuts Off His Penis So He Wouldn't Cheat On His Wife!
« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2009, 04:40:52 PM »
how come animals recover so good.
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Re: Man Cuts Off His Penis So He Wouldn't Cheat On His Wife!
« Reply #15 on: December 18, 2009, 04:50:53 PM »
Quote from: Stark on December 18, 2009, 02:53:59 PM
Humor is really wasted on you isn't it Gloria?

Yeah, it really is.
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Re: Man Cuts Off His Penis So He Wouldn't Cheat On His Wife!
« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2009, 08:24:02 AM »
He should get some steel implants then he could walk around saying "I've got balls of steel"
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