He stands five foot two---on his best day
Rumored to be involved---with the G4P
He's lied about gear use--since he was ten
Danced naked of girls----but mostly men
He's had many marriages---too many to list
He's ruled his roost----with an iron fist
Smacked them up----to keep them down
Has burned many bridges---from town to town
He abandoned Getbig---and joined the MD
Because of stories of Scat---and the she-he's
He was once a rebel---without a cause
Now he's washed up---with sausage finger paws
He's no longer competitive---in the IFBB
But can rented out----for a modest fee
Anyone?
