"accidentally" and "woman" doesn't match 
You're mother has a good sense of humor. Once her computer is fixed she should join GB too.
you are mother?

Haha, she would def cause some ownings

we have a very open relationship, I used to live at her before I moved to my father.
Anyway, she got a new man a few years ago, really good guy, almost too nice you know the kind.
Very shy also.
Anyway, we were eating dinner togheter, first time he visited and meet me and he was very shy. Not Anything like me and my mother.
So in the middle of dinner my mom says "So "swede" did you get some nice pussy last weekend or what I remember you said you were meeting this girl?"
he almost choked on his food and I laughed my ass of,
good times

and yes Im lying about this also
