Author Topic: Illest beauty contest ever...WTF? (WUHI?) (Read 6873 times)

brooklynbruiser · « **on:** December 23, 2009, 12:27:16 PM »

Saw this on Fark. Had to share with the GB crew.

Just take a look at the contestants. I'll wait...

WTF. DAMN.

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #1 on:** December 23, 2009, 12:36:17 PM »

I would sleep with the first five but that last one is a fuckin dude!! They are nothing special (the first 5) but still fuckable.

brooklynbruiser · « **Reply #2 on:** December 23, 2009, 12:38:03 PM »

It was all about #6 for me. She had me in tears. I was actually angry.

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #3 on:** December 23, 2009, 12:38:45 PM »

Quote from: brooklynbruiser on December 23, 2009, 12:38:03 PM

It was all about #6 for me. She had me in tears. I was actually angry.

He had you in tears.

Saxon · « **Reply #4 on:** December 23, 2009, 12:43:48 PM »

Number 3, Kaiane Aldorino, won Miss World I think, absolutely beautiful.

As for number 6...

Nails · « **Reply #5 on:** December 23, 2009, 12:46:33 PM »

Thats the best 6 pieces of asses in GIBRALTAR??? Ill cross that out on my list of places to visit before i die

kiwiol · « **Reply #6 on:** December 23, 2009, 12:48:07 PM »

Quote from: Saxon on December 23, 2009, 12:43:48 PM

Number 3, Kaiane Aldorino, won Miss World I think, absolutely beautiful.

Agree - great smile

brooklynbruiser · « **Reply #7 on:** December 23, 2009, 12:58:04 PM »

I'm pretty sure #3 won.

#6 in a bikini. You can almost make out the penis.

She is the epitome of a butter-OMG-face

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #8 on:** December 23, 2009, 12:59:45 PM »

Where the hell are the blondes??

kiwiol · « **Reply #9 on:** December 23, 2009, 01:02:43 PM »

Quote from: brooklynbruiser on December 23, 2009, 12:58:04 PM

She is the epitome of a butter-OMG-face

Are you saying the local paper bag manufacturing companies probably had a huge fight over which one of them gets to sponsor her?

brooklynbruiser · « **Reply #10 on:** December 23, 2009, 02:24:37 PM »

Her fucking head is pissing me off. I bet her parents tried to lose her at Six Flags when she was a child.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #11 on:** December 23, 2009, 02:25:56 PM »

I'd fuck them all and do the last one anally.

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #12 on:** December 23, 2009, 02:28:37 PM »

Quote from: mon_of_steele on December 23, 2009, 02:25:56 PM

I'd fuck them all and do the last one anally.

A true man of steele.

Where are all the blonde's? This contest is culturally bias!

gordiano · « **Reply #13 on:** December 23, 2009, 02:30:06 PM »

brooklynbruiser · « **Reply #14 on:** December 23, 2009, 02:45:05 PM »

C'mon, mates! Keep at it...Get it on bb.com. If we do it right, she'll be dead before the sun goes down.

See that chick snickering in the back? She knows what's up.

Nails · « **Reply #15 on:** December 23, 2009, 02:51:45 PM »

thats the 6th best looking piece of pussy in that country

...I can almost guarentte her parents have political or mafia ties, for that Ugly Bitch to even have the gull to shake her flabby ass on stage. Im starting to think this contest is rigged

myt1 · « **Reply #16 on:** December 23, 2009, 02:55:20 PM »

Quote from: brooklynbruiser on December 23, 2009, 02:24:37 PM

OMFG, somebody has some rich ass fuckin parents!!! No way in hell this bitch is in a beauty pageant without having some money in the family. She woulda been laughed off the stage by age 7 if not for her parents wealth. This line from her bio is just priceless "HOBBIES & INTERESTS: Socialising, shopping, listening to music and keeping fit." Oh my god, you're killin me with your sense of humor bitch

Tre · « **Reply #17 on:** December 23, 2009, 02:55:33 PM »

#3 for me.

Hold on. Turtle was dating Meadow Soprano??

myt1 · « **Reply #18 on:** December 23, 2009, 02:59:09 PM »

Quote from: Nails on December 23, 2009, 02:51:45 PM

thats the 6th best looking piece of pussy in that country ...I can almost guarentte her parents have political or mafia ties, for that Ugly Bitch to even have the gull to shake her flabby ass on stage. Im starting to think this contest is rigged

Seriously, when she smiles it looks like someone kicked her in the pussy while she is taking a fist fucking in the ass. It's a combination of "oh god, I love it, and holy fucking shit what is happening back there" that has never been seen b4.

Nails · « **Reply #19 on:** December 23, 2009, 03:02:24 PM »

Quote from: Tre on December 23, 2009, 02:55:33 PM

#3 for me.

Hold on. Turtle was dating Meadow Soprano??

And she was actually doing that in real LIFE!!

disturbia · « **Reply #20 on:** December 23, 2009, 03:02:41 PM »

Brian Peppers sister?

myt1 · « **Reply #21 on:** December 23, 2009, 03:05:04 PM »

Quote from: Nails on December 23, 2009, 03:02:24 PM

And she was actually doing that in real LIFE!!

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Get the fuck outta here............she really dated him???

wes · « **Reply #22 on:** December 23, 2009, 03:22:06 PM »

Puke smiley needed.

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #23 on:** December 23, 2009, 03:35:06 PM »

Quote from: brooklynbruiser on December 23, 2009, 02:24:37 PM

Her fucking head is pissing me off. I bet her parents tried to lose her at Six Flags when she was a child.

Imagine waking up to that monster.....

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #24 on:** December 23, 2009, 03:38:25 PM »

Quote from: Doug_Steele on December 23, 2009, 03:35:06 PM

Imagine waking up to that monster.....

If it was in a 25000 sqft mansion next to the sea with my own yacht, ferrari Italia and whores around europe I'd certainly marry that princess for her ~~money~~ personality.