Author Topic: Top 10 Tips T0 approaching Single Women! (Read 8404 times)

Devon97 · « **on:** December 24, 2009, 08:28:31 PM »

http://dating.personals.yahoo.com/singles/datingtips/594/10-tips-for-approaching-women

Whats your take QB?

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #1 on:** December 24, 2009, 08:32:49 PM »

They are tips for fags who will end up being in the friend zone.

Make it clear to the slut that you want your cock inside her.

Save yourself time with all the nicey nicey bs.

Blockhead · « **Reply #2 on:** December 24, 2009, 08:33:41 PM »

# 10 is the only one I agree with...

At the end of the day women want bad men with notorious reputations who treat them poorly.

Don't ever ever believe anything els!

- Block!

disturbia · « **Reply #3 on:** December 24, 2009, 08:34:19 PM »

so much for my approach of spitting in their face and calling them a whore

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #4 on:** December 24, 2009, 08:34:55 PM »

Quote from: disturbia on December 24, 2009, 08:34:19 PM

so much for my approach of spitting in their face and calling them a whore

Save that for the bedroom

grktownmuscle · « **Reply #5 on:** December 24, 2009, 08:40:54 PM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on December 24, 2009, 08:34:55 PM

Save that for the bedroom

disturbia
NZ
double OUTED
WTF hahaha

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #6 on:** December 24, 2009, 08:43:27 PM »

Quote from: grktownmuscle on December 24, 2009, 08:40:54 PM

disturbia
NZ
double OUTED
WTF hahaha

So basically you are just attempting to "own" us with our own jokes.

Oh brother

Brutal ghetto education.

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #7 on:** December 24, 2009, 08:50:19 PM »

Quote from: Devon97 on December 24, 2009, 08:28:31 PM

http://dating.personals.yahoo.com/singles/datingtips/594/10-tips-for-approaching-women

Whats your take QB?

What the fuck is that?? Just be yourself and stay the fuck away from self help shit. That shit made me laugh though.

grktownmuscle · « **Reply #8 on:** December 24, 2009, 09:05:05 PM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on December 24, 2009, 08:43:27 PM

So basically you are just attempting to "own" us with our own jokes.

Oh brother

Brutal ghetto education.

i live in a predominately white neighborhood nzmusclemuncher.

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #9 on:** December 24, 2009, 09:14:07 PM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on December 24, 2009, 08:43:27 PM

So basically you are just attempting to "own" us with our own jokes.

Oh brother

Brutal ghetto education.

Ebonics?

gordiano · « **Reply #10 on:** December 24, 2009, 09:33:04 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on December 24, 2009, 08:33:41 PM

# 10 is the only one I agree with...

At the end of the day women want bad men with notorious reputations who treat them poorly.

Don't ever ever believe anything els!

- Block!

This is (sadly) so fucking true. Very rarely will you find a woman who can appreciate a "good" man. Very few do....

Happy Holidays, Block!

Blockhead · « **Reply #11 on:** December 24, 2009, 09:37:58 PM »

Quote from: gordiano on December 24, 2009, 09:33:04 PM

This is (sadly) so fucking true. Very rarely will you find a woman who can appreciate a "good" man. Very few do....

Happy Holidays, Block!

Same to you, gordiano...

It's just Thursday night to me but I do appreciate it. Right now I am sitting in my recliner with the laptop with 'A Christmas Story' on tv without volume and Prince- Purple Rain playing in the next room. I have 2 Skoal Wintergreen pouches in my mouth and replying to text-messages in between posts.

2 bottles of Mogen David-Blackberry wine in the hole I feel a slight buzz as I search for threads to post in way too tired to crack one off to a 'extremebukkakke' clip on YouPorn.

Oh, what a life!

- Block.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #12 on:** December 24, 2009, 09:47:48 PM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on December 24, 2009, 08:32:49 PM

They are tips for fags who will end up being in the friend zone.

Make it clear to the slut that you want your cock inside her.

Save yourself time with all the nicey nicey bs.

I hope you saved some sheep dip for me.

*leans away*

calfzilla · « **Reply #13 on:** December 24, 2009, 10:51:07 PM »

That guy is a fag and doesn't know what he is talking about. I could easily find several women approaching "tips" that are way better than those. #10 is actually very wrong.

WillGrant · « **Reply #14 on:** December 24, 2009, 10:59:08 PM »

Quote from: Devon97 on December 24, 2009, 08:28:31 PM

http://dating.personals.yahoo.com/singles/datingtips/594/10-tips-for-approaching-women

Whats your take QB?

wtf is this sh1t? to many fa66ots on GB these days ..this aint a metrosexual dating site "devon"

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #15 on:** December 24, 2009, 11:05:46 PM »

Half those tips are bullshit.. you have to get her interested in you, but at the same time can't appear desperate or it's all over, best way is to fuck with their head a little.. create disinterest like a comment about how tacky her top looks but at the same time come back and say something to bring her up, like she has a nice haircut, and if she could just learn to pick clothes better she'd be a catch

Sam · « **Reply #16 on:** December 24, 2009, 11:14:46 PM »

I just wander over to her and whisper ......Getbig.......oiled thongs.........etc

Never hurts to let them know straight off the bat

Works every time.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #17 on:** December 24, 2009, 11:18:07 PM »

Quote from: Sam on December 24, 2009, 11:14:46 PM

I just wander over to her and whisper ......Getbig.......oiled thongs.........etc

Never hurts to let them know straight off the bat

Works every time.

What, you don't say 'epic lats or monster tri's

'

or perhaps 'I'm on a bulker right now...'

Quickerblade · « **Reply #18 on:** December 24, 2009, 11:18:22 PM »

The key is getting single girls approaching you. if you get a girl to ask you out then your in like flynn.

if your out at a bar and u see a group of girls, approach them and chat to the ugliest one, it will catch them all of guard, if u go for the prom queen they all get real defensive.

what do girls love talking about?
they love talking about girls and celebs, ask them who is prettier jessica alba or eva longoria, then ask them why so? always ask for there opinion.

Sam · « **Reply #19 on:** December 24, 2009, 11:20:52 PM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on December 24, 2009, 11:18:07 PM

What, you don't say 'epic lats or monster tri's '

or perhaps 'I'm on a bulker right now...'

HAHA - I used to say '' i know TA'' but that never worked

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #20 on:** December 24, 2009, 11:26:56 PM »

Quote from: Sam on December 24, 2009, 11:20:52 PM

HAHA - I used to say '' i know TA'' but that never worked

That's where you messed up, what you should have said was 'I'm online friends with Squadfather/Sarcasm'

he's got my back

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #21 on:** December 24, 2009, 11:33:37 PM »

There are no "Methods" to picking up women.

Either you can, or you can't.

badlad · « **Reply #22 on:** December 25, 2009, 12:29:51 AM »

The top tip to approaching single women is...approach her from behind, then use your taser, duct tape, plastic ties and then back to yours for a few years before you get the urge to date her sister...

badlad · « **Reply #23 on:** December 25, 2009, 12:30:45 AM »

and if that doesn't work just use more duct tape

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #24 on:** December 25, 2009, 12:34:21 AM »

Quote from: badlad on December 25, 2009, 12:29:51 AM

The top tip to approaching single women is...approach her from behind, then use your taser, duct tape, plastic ties and then back to yours for a few years before you get the urge to date her sister...

Is that the Craig Titus school of approaching women ?