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Got a girl coming over and I really need a dump
« on: December 25, 2009, 06:58:33 PM »
She's here in about 15 mins... i am worried that it might be a messy dump and put me off having sex as I would feel dirty.

should I:

a) take a dump
b) take a dump and then have a shower
c) don't take a dump until after she has gone
d) take a dump on her chest
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Re: Got a girl coming over and I really need a dump
« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2009, 06:59:31 PM »
She's here in about 15 mins... i am worried that it might be a messy dump and put me off having sex as I would feel dirty.

should I:

a) take a dump

b) take a dump and then have a shower
c) don't take a dump until after she has gone
d) take a dump on her chest

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Re: Got a girl coming over and I really need a dump
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2009, 07:07:20 PM »
make her sleep on the couch...while she is asleep take a dump on her.....by morning time she will have rolled around on it, and she will be covered from head to toe in shit, and she will think she did it..........then she will be at your mercy to keep her secret!!!

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Re: Got a girl coming over and I really need a dump
« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2009, 07:07:58 PM »
B

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Re: Got a girl coming over and I really need a dump
« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2009, 07:10:12 PM »
he's here in about 15 mins... i am worried that it might be a messy dump and put me off having sex as I would feel dirty.

should I:

a) take a dump
b) take a dump and then have a shower
c) don't take a dump until after he has gone
d) take a dump on her chest

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Re: Got a girl coming over and I really need a dump
« Reply #5 on: December 25, 2009, 07:13:54 PM »
She's here in about 15 mins... i am worried that it might be a messy dump and put me off having sex as I would feel dirty.

should I:

a) take a dump
b) take a dump and then have a shower
c) don't take a dump until after she has gone
d) take a dump on her chest

Actually, you did the perfect thing.......Post on Getbig, and wait for people to give me advice before taking action.

Wait an hour, and then let her know your predicament. You can make it a great topic of conversation by coming back to the thread, and looking at the appropriate action as decided by getbig.  Who knows, it may be the only way that you ever found out she was actually into having a dump taken on her chest.  lol

BTW, I vote for B.  C is a good option, but it could go terribly wrong.  See the BB.com thread :o

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Re: Got a girl coming over and I really need a dump
« Reply #6 on: December 25, 2009, 07:15:52 PM »
Take a dump on your welcome mat an slam the door in her face when she gets there.   

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Re: Got a girl coming over and I really need a dump
« Reply #7 on: December 25, 2009, 07:17:04 PM »
use the bathroom...wipe well...then turn your shower on and pour body wash and shampoo in the hot steamy water so it will cover up the smell.
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Re: Got a girl coming over and I really need a dump
« Reply #8 on: December 25, 2009, 07:19:50 PM »
is she banging you in the ass??

you guys need to start using wet tiolet paper - cleans ass like no other


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Re: Got a girl coming over and I really need a dump
« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2009, 07:24:20 PM »

Take the dump man!!!  You will have problems if she tries to get it on and you are holding it in!

I once passed on a potentially incredible blow job / sex because I needed to dump out what seemed like a fucking 18 wheeler!


Moral of the story always take a dump if there is a chance of sex!

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Re: Got a girl coming over and I really need a dump
« Reply #10 on: December 25, 2009, 07:27:58 PM »


i actually carry a pack with me at ALL times....

anything less is fucking disgusting...
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Re: Got a girl coming over and I really need a dump
« Reply #11 on: December 25, 2009, 07:34:02 PM »
Actually, you did the perfect thing.......Post on Getbig, and wait for people to give me advice before taking action.

Wait an hour, and then let her know your predicament. You can make it a great topic of conversation by coming back to the thread, and looking at the appropriate action as decided by getbig.  Who knows, it may be the only way that you ever found out she was actually into having a dump taken on her chest.  lol

BTW, I vote for B.  C is a good option, but it could go terribly wrong.  See the BB.com thread :o

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Re: Got a girl coming over and I really need a dump
« Reply #12 on: December 25, 2009, 07:36:09 PM »
Moral of the story is - if there is a chance you'll be naked and alone with a female, you should adjust your diet for the 4 or 5 hours ahead of that.

If I know a girl is stopping over at 10 pm after getting out of work, etc... I will eat a garden salad with chicken breast and dressing at 5 pm.  I will skip the evening protein shake, then opt for applesauce and something light at 730 or 8.  

Plan on being able to snack if yall go out, or maintain your game until you get laid.  Then have your steak and eggs.  

Worst/Best date I ever had... I ate a cheeseburger and fries and the girl calls me outta nowhere.  I take her to movie, and I gotta go afterwards.  She didn't want to go home, she wanted to go to beach.  Still no potty for me.  Then we went to this bike park and stayed there all night, making out and having sex two times.  no bathroom there either.  I left car to pee to relieve pressure, but had to do it twice with the baby turtle peeking out.

I got home at 7 am... incredible night - but my belly hurt for the whole day.  Smuggling a turd for 10+ hours + sex.... ouch.

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Re: Got a girl coming over and I really need a dump
« Reply #13 on: December 25, 2009, 07:41:39 PM »


i actually carry a pack with me at ALL times....

anything less is fucking disgusting...

I hear ya, man. I use these myself...Costco carries 'em. Unlike Baby wipes, these are flush-able.


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Re: Got a girl coming over and I really need a dump
« Reply #14 on: December 25, 2009, 07:41:54 PM »
E -- shoot yourself

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Re: Got a girl coming over and I really need a dump
« Reply #15 on: December 25, 2009, 08:00:34 PM »
I once had a girl for a visit. And I had some problem with farting like every 5-10 minute. Damn it was a hell that night! Had to keep em in every time and let some small amount out calm and quiet while sitting in the couch. And i was going to the toilet more than once that night pretending that I have to pie while I was separating my ass to get soundless farts :D. Jesus, that day was a living hell!

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Re: Got a girl coming over and I really need a dump
« Reply #16 on: December 25, 2009, 08:04:53 PM »
is she banging you in the ass??

you guys need to start using wet tiolet paper - cleans ass like no other




i actually carry a pack with me at ALL times....

anything less is fucking disgusting...
I hear ya, man. I use these myself...Costco carries 'em. Unlike Baby wipes, these are flush-able.



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Re: Got a girl coming over and I really need a dump
« Reply #17 on: December 25, 2009, 08:05:09 PM »
I just let them fly. Chicks respect a guy that's confident enough to fart at will  :D

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Re: Got a girl coming over and I really need a dump
« Reply #18 on: December 25, 2009, 08:06:29 PM »
You better take that dump before he gets there because when he bends you over there will be no turning back then.

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Re: Got a girl coming over and I really need a dump
« Reply #19 on: December 25, 2009, 10:29:59 PM »
She's here in about 15 mins... i am worried that it might be a messy dump and put me off having sex as I would feel dirty.

should I:

a) take a dump
b) take a dump and then have a shower
c) don't take a dump until after she has gone
d) take a dump on her chest
Do this bro..

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Re: Got a girl coming over and I really need a dump
« Reply #20 on: December 26, 2009, 03:29:36 AM »
She's here in about 15 mins... i am worried that it might be a messy dump and put me off having sex as I would feel dirty.

should I:

a) take a dump
b) take a dump and then have a shower
c) don't take a dump until after she has gone
d) take a dump on her chest

leave you computer asshole and go take a dump.  ::)

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Re: Got a girl coming over and I really need a dump
« Reply #21 on: December 26, 2009, 03:41:03 AM »
great thread  ::)
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Re: Got a girl coming over and I really need a dump
« Reply #22 on: December 26, 2009, 03:46:36 AM »
The romance is gone now.

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Re: Got a girl coming over and I really need a dump
« Reply #23 on: December 26, 2009, 03:48:22 AM »
The romance is gone now.
And hopefully the poo has been flushed

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Re: Got a girl coming over and I really need a dump
« Reply #24 on: December 26, 2009, 03:53:53 AM »
fuck sake dude......take a dump and have a shower......she might lick you ass