Got a girl coming over and I really need a dump

[V Man]

Wait until she gets there, then ask her if she's into scat. If she says no, politely excuse yourself to the bathroom.

[dov]

She's here in about 15 mins... i am worried that it might be a messy dump and put me off having sex as I would feel dirty.

should I:

a) take a dump
b) take a dump and then have a shower
c) don't take a dump until after she has gone
d) take a dump on her chest

"Cleveland Steamer"

[indie-lad]

x2


hahaha - onions? you must be middle eastern? no?

No, Spanish and Sicilian. But I hadn't showered for two days so it turned me on even more when she did her job

[Fatpanda]

No, Spanish and Sicilian. But I hadn't showered for two days so it turned me on even more when she did her job

filthy bitch !

[dov]

No, Spanish and Sicilian. But I hadn't showered for two days so it turned me on even more when she did her job

Gawwwwdamn u is one nasty m^th$rFu#ker! Gotta be some the mostest disgustings shitz me even hear!

[Immortal_Technique]

failed.

fixed

[Lurker79]

pics or it didn't happen.

[sync pulse]

By all means,...go to the toilet NOW but wash your anus with soap and water...Then open the bathroom window for positive ventilation...you will be good to go.

[Spoony Luv]

Ok even though this was 3 months ago I'll play along...Take a dumb and put it in a plastic baggy...Then throw it in your freezer...If you gives you any kind of attitude at all tonight. Throw the baggy in her purse as she goes out the door...Good times

[pugalist666]

Ok even though this was 3 months ago I'll play along...Take a dumb and put it in a plastic baggy...Then throw it in your freezer...If you gives you any kind of attitude at all tonight. Throw the baggy in her purse as she goes out the door...Good times

no , alaska pipe line that bitch

[aglifter]

Just go ahead and take a dump.  We all know you're not getting any... so it really doesn't matter.

[nzmusclemonster]

By all means,...go to the toilet NOW but wash your anus with soap and water...Then open the bathroom window for positive ventilation...you will be good to go.

what sort of anus washing technique should I employ?

Towel? hand? also, would you suggest I penetrate a cm or 2 for extra cleanliness?

[webcake]

jesus nzmm...........it's been 4 months and you still haven't taken a dump yet. Somethintg tells me this bitch isn't coming over.

[Mr Nobody]

jesus nzmm...........it's been 4 months and you still haven't taken a dump yet. Somethintg tells me this bitch isn't coming over.