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Was Mary playing Joseph?
« on: December 27, 2009, 03:55:26 PM »
Anyone think Mary was getting some cock on the side?I dont buy the whole virgin story, what would a Getbigger do in Josephs postion?Beat her down Nasser style?Torch her Tom Prince style?Smile and share her around Palumbo style?Do some Gay4pay on the side and get her back Bob Ciccherello stye?please speak on this, I cannot pray to God again until my faith has been restored.
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Re: Was Mary playing Joseph?
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2009, 04:08:11 PM »
Quote from: db2431 on December 27, 2009, 03:55:26 PM
Anyone think Mary was getting some cock on the side?I dont buy the whole virgin story, what would a Getbigger do in Josephs postion?Beat her down Nasser style?Torch her Tom Prince style?Smile and share her around Palumbo style?Do some Gay4pay on the side and get her back Bob Ciccherello stye?please speak on this, I cannot pray to God again until my faith has been restored.

you are an idiot and you're beyond help..

END OF THREAD..

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Re: Was Mary playing Joseph?
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2009, 04:08:59 PM »
Quote from: phyxsius on December 27, 2009, 04:08:11 PM
you are an idiot and you're beyond help..

END OF THREAD..

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Please explain, this is a problem I have with the story.
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Re: Was Mary playing Joseph?
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2009, 04:11:11 PM »
Conceived by the Holy Spirit.. no need any human cock..

Joseph a man of dignity, received Mary as wife despite rumors that have been said against his wife..

end of story
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Re: Was Mary playing Joseph?
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2009, 04:26:38 PM »
ask joloco
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Re: Was Mary playing Joseph?
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2009, 04:30:03 PM »
Quote from: phyxsius on December 27, 2009, 04:11:11 PM
Conceived by the Holy Spirit.. no need any human cock..

Joseph a man of dignity, received Mary as wife despite rumors that have been said against his wife..

end of story

Are you a religious man, phyxsius?
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Re: Was Mary playing Joseph?
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2009, 05:04:05 PM »
 ;D
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Re: Was Mary playing Joseph?
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2009, 05:09:44 PM »
A better question is why wasn't Joseph bangin that broad in every hole 24/7? What else would there have been to do back then for entertainment?
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Re: Was Mary playing Joseph?
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2009, 05:25:26 PM »
They were probably all black too.  Does that change things?
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Re: Was Mary playing Joseph?
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2009, 05:40:04 PM »
She was 13 at the time
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Re: Was Mary playing Joseph?
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2009, 05:45:50 PM »
Quote from: timfogarty on December 27, 2009, 05:40:04 PM
She was 13 at the time

How old was Joseph?I didnt know the Bible was Pedobear endorsed
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Re: Was Mary playing Joseph?
« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2009, 10:03:04 PM »
Quote from: db2431 on December 27, 2009, 03:55:26 PM
Anyone think Mary was getting some cock on the side?I dont buy the whole virgin story, what would a Getbigger do in Josephs postion?Beat her down Nasser style?Torch her Tom Prince style?Smile and share her around Palumbo style?Do some Gay4pay on the side and get her back Bob Ciccherello stye?please speak on this, I cannot pray to God again until my faith has been restored.
She likely was quite the whore.  But Joseph was likely quite teh homo because she said she was impregnated by God and Joseph was willing to go along with what he knew had to be a lie.  He just figured as long as it got him out of having to fornicate with a female he didn't really care.  At lease the kid turned out all right.   ;)
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Re: Was Mary playing Joseph?
« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2009, 10:14:01 PM »
Quote from: calfzilla on December 27, 2009, 10:03:04 PM
She likely was quite the whore.  But Joseph was likely quite teh homo because she said she was impregnated by God and Joseph was willing to go along with what he knew had to be a lie.  He just figured as long as it got him out of having to fornicate with a female he didn't really care.  At lease the kid turned out all right.   ;)


Did he?
The poor man ended up on the long end of the stick


Hmmm......didn't Zeus enjoy impregnating mortal women as well. Greek gods certainly had a hell of a time
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Re: Was Mary playing Joseph?
« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2009, 10:16:27 PM »
Quote from: phyxsius on December 27, 2009, 04:11:11 PM
Conceived by the Holy Spirit.. no need any human cock..

Joseph a man of dignity, received Mary as wife despite rumors that have been said against his wife..

end of story


HAHAHA!
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Re: Was Mary playing Joseph?
« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2009, 10:24:50 PM »
Quote from: Tyr on December 27, 2009, 10:14:01 PM

Hmmm......didn't Zeus enjoy impregnating mortal women as well. Greek gods certainly had a hell of a time

King of the Gods he still couldn't keep his wife in line!
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Re: Was Mary playing Joseph?
« Reply #15 on: December 27, 2009, 10:29:14 PM »
As fucked up as many of the bible stories are, the one where "god" send his own "beloved son", Jeezus to be tortured and killed, has to be the worst. Could you imagine the kinds of "daddy issues" Jeezus would have if he lived in our day?
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Re: Was Mary playing Joseph?
« Reply #16 on: December 28, 2009, 02:10:02 AM »
Quote from: db2431 on December 27, 2009, 04:30:03 PM
Are you a religious man, phyxsius?

nope.. I hate religion.. they are nothing but condemnation onto people by imputing laws and rules onto people's lives..
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Re: Was Mary playing Joseph?
« Reply #17 on: December 28, 2009, 02:13:00 AM »
Quote from: gordiano on December 27, 2009, 10:29:14 PM
As fucked up as many of the bible stories are, the one where "god" send his own "beloved son", Jeezus to be tortured and killed, has to be the worst. Could you imagine the kinds of "daddy issues" Jeezus would have if he lived in our day?

LOL, Freud would have a field day with this one!!
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