I got all of you phaggots beat. I actually went out and GOT the Superman 'S' tat on my left shoulder that looks exactly like Lee's old tat.
Outed.
- Block!
Are you serious? I never would have thought anyone besides Mr Priest would actually be dedicated enough to the game to do such a thing. I thought I was "hardcore" with my 6+ huge meals a day of bodybuilding foods, buying whey protein factory direct by the barrel, setting my alarm for a middle-of-the-night protein shake, and having every inch of the inside of my home covered with a thick film of chalk and whey, not to mention the rusty iron, used syringes, empty vials and ammonia capsules strewn about.
I always thought I was living the dream with my year-round kamikaze cycles, double and triple split training sessions, and getting kicked out of every pussy ass commercial gym I've ever joined for one reason or another. But I was starting to wonder a little if my self-imposed near-nonexistent social life, nonstop "bulking/cutting", sherbet colored clown pants, spandex, daisy dukes, and doo-rags was all a little "abnormal". I was reluctant to admit that I
still wear Otomix, and that every shirt I own has the name of some gym on it, and is either a t-top or has the neck cut out.
I was actually wondering if maybe, just maybe my ritual (born of necessity) of wearing "Depends" to the gym on squat and dead days was a little bent, and that there is something "unnatural" about my reliance on "Tucks" to soothe the inflammation these brutal training sessions seem to bring. Not any longer. Yes, I do now feel like a "phaggot", and you do have us all beat, no doubt about it. Sir Blockhead, I salute you for your dedication to this game. I'm off to the gym now to squat til I puke, then squat some more. I will stop short of getting a tat, though. I read recently that getting tattooed can be very catabolic.
