My cat is a liberal!!!!

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My cat sleeps about 20 hours a day.  She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Shit, my cat is a democrat!

[boonasty]

5th grader spreads somebody elses wealth around 


Boy tries to give away family's cash on school bus

An Indiana fifth-grader was in a lot of trouble with his grandparents for taking more than $10,000 from their safe and giving it out to classmates, according to authorities. Delaware County officers said the Selma Elementary School student got the money from his grandparents' safe where he lives and started handing out the cash to classmates on the school bus. He managed to give away $300 before teachers took the money from him. Principal Joel Mahaffey did not say much except he doubts any teacher at the school has ever gone through the experience before. The boy was sent home with his grandmother. The remainder of the money is in the possession of the sheriff's department, and is expected to be given back next week.

[OzmO]

My cat sleeps about 20 hours a day.  She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Shit, my cat is a democrat!

And you are enabling liberalism in your own home.   

[loco]

Where I come from you do not own animals unless they do their part.  Dogs guard your home, cats keep rodents away, chickens lay eggs, etc.  Otherwise, they get fired.

[Coach is Back!]

Well, your cat is a pussy, so then yes....its a liberal

[BM OUT]

My cat sleeps about 20 hours a day.  She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Shit, my cat is a democrat!

I bet when your cat "makes a mess",it does so in a place so its hard to see.Very different from libs like those in Obamas community.They love living in shit and are proud of it,make songs about how they do it and worship those that live in shit.So,your cat is actually far supperior to a lib.

[GroinkTropin]

lol brilliant A+

[spotter]

My cat sleeps about 20 hours a day.  She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Shit, my cat is a democrat!


She sounds like an "Independent"

[Slapper]

My cat sleeps about 20 hours a day.  She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Shit, my cat is a democrat!

Two questions:

1. Does the cat pay any taxes?

2. Who cleans your house (Mexican lady, Russian maid, et cetera; though please specify)?

[Slapper]

Three more:

3. Does your cat hate the black cat that lives in the house accross the street?

4. If you feed it OxyContin... does it want more?

5. Does it meow ONLY in English?