Author Topic: Flushed car keys in toilet... (Read 10094 times)

drkaje · « **on:** December 31, 2009, 05:54:17 AM »

So the other morning there's a video clip with some angry chick flushing her boyfriend's car keys down the toilet. Reviewers were like ' don't mess with her, she'll flush your keys'. Don't know the artist or song for sure, was cooking. Anyways.... if a dude did the same thing people would scream "Kidnaping!" or that he was preventing her from leaving.

Why do videos encourage stupid behavior in women but not men?

yng466 · « **Reply #1 on:** December 31, 2009, 09:22:53 AM »

Why do videos encourage stupid behavior in women but not men?

CAUSE some WOMEN ARE FUCKING STUPID! IT'S THAT SIMPLE

STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES!

tonymctones · « **Reply #2 on:** December 31, 2009, 09:46:32 AM »

Quote from: yng466 on December 31, 2009, 09:22:53 AM

Why do videos encourage stupid behavior in women but not men?

CAUSE MOST WOMEN ARE FUCKING STUPID! IT'S THAT SIMPLE
STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES!

LOL all women arent stupid and all women arent psycho, it seems that you deal with a lot of women who are both stupid and have mental issues but you shouldnt project your experiences on all women.

Try being in a grown up relationship for once with a mature woman, I wouldnt wish that upon one b/c they would probably walk away feeling the same way about men as you do about women but I think it might do you some good in the long run...

yng466 · « **Reply #3 on:** December 31, 2009, 11:02:38 AM »

I never said all women,I said most women. And just exactly how mature are we talking about here?

tonymctones · « **Reply #4 on:** December 31, 2009, 11:19:52 AM »

Quote from: yng466 on December 31, 2009, 11:02:38 AM

I never said all women,I said most women. And just exactly how mature are we talking about here?

touche...

Quote from: yng466 on December 30, 2009, 05:37:12 PM

Hey,tell me about it! American women are ALL FUCKING PSYCHO!!!!

"And just exactly how mature are we talking about here?"
hahaha well for starters try and find one that wont accuse you of cheating and then run her truck into a tree

and if they do try not to justify the behavior

drkaje · « **Reply #5 on:** December 31, 2009, 02:56:43 PM »

I love women and really am not trying to address Yngwie's issues with all women, LOL!

It's just BS that the media allows such glaring inconsistencies in messages regarding the sexes. They'd never glorify some dude preventing a woman from leaving.

tonymctones · « **Reply #6 on:** December 31, 2009, 04:26:45 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on December 31, 2009, 02:56:43 PM

I love women and really am not trying to address Yngwie's issues with all women, LOL!

It's just BS that the media allows such glaring inconsistencies in messages regarding the sexes. They'd never glorify some dude preventing a woman from leaving.

LOL you ever read the head lines on those women magazines in the stores while your waiting in line?

Now some of that stuff

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #7 on:** December 31, 2009, 05:15:03 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on December 31, 2009, 05:54:17 AM

So the other morning there's a video clip with some angry chick flushing her boyfriend's car keys down the toilet.

I'd have made her retrieve em...

with her face

Migs · « **Reply #8 on:** December 31, 2009, 06:00:15 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAvenger on December 31, 2009, 05:15:03 PM

I'd have made her retrieve em...

with her face

then swirlie!

Butterbean · « **Reply #9 on:** January 02, 2010, 07:26:35 AM »

Quote from: drkaje on December 31, 2009, 05:54:17 AM

So the other morning there's a video clip with some angry chick flushing her boyfriend's car keys down the toilet. Reviewers were like ' don't mess with her, she'll flush your keys'. Don't know the artist or song for sure, was cooking. Anyways.... if a dude did the same thing people would scream "Kidnaping!" or that he was preventing her from leaving.

Why do videos encourage stupid behavior in women but not men?

Huh?

This was a music video?

Seems like it'd have to be quite a toilet to flush a set of keys.

drkaje · « **Reply #10 on:** January 02, 2010, 10:38:11 AM »

Quote from: STella on January 02, 2010, 07:26:35 AM

Huh?
This was a music video?

Seems like it'd have to be quite a toilet to flush a set of keys.

I love to cook.

Parker · « **Reply #11 on:** January 02, 2010, 12:08:47 PM »

Quote from: tonymctones on December 31, 2009, 04:26:45 PM

LOL you ever read the head lines on those women magazines in the stores while your waiting in line?

Now some of that stuff

"185 ways to keep your man interested in you". Below that "96 ways to make his toes curl in bed"

ain't none of those damn magazines has "62 recipes to cook after you have sex", or "235 ways to not start a argument before sporting events, or going over to the inlaws house".

Butterbean · « **Reply #12 on:** January 02, 2010, 12:13:30 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on January 02, 2010, 10:38:11 AM

I love to cook.

Oh..It was you cooking..got it!

Quote from: Parker on January 02, 2010, 12:08:47 PM

"185 ways to keep your man interested in you". Below that "96 ways to make his toes curl in bed"

ain't none of those damn magazines has "62 recipes to cook after you have sex", or "235 ways to not start a argument before sporting events, or going over to the inlaws house".

I've always found Pastrami to be the most sensual of the salted, cured meats.

drkaje · « **Reply #13 on:** January 02, 2010, 12:18:30 PM »

Quote from: Parker on January 02, 2010, 12:08:47 PM

"185 ways to keep your man interested in you". Below that "96 ways to make his toes curl in bed"

ain't none of those damn magazines has "62 recipes to cook after you have sex", or "235 ways to not start a argument before sporting events, or going over to the inlaws house".

No articles about occasionally STFU, either!! I mean really... must every quiet moment be ruined by senseless babble? Is there a war on silence, FFS!?

Butterbean · « **Reply #14 on:** January 02, 2010, 12:21:26 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on January 02, 2010, 12:18:30 PM

FFS!?

outted!

Princess L · « **Reply #15 on:** January 02, 2010, 12:31:41 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on December 31, 2009, 05:54:17 AM

So the other morning there's a video clip with some angry chick flushing her boyfriend's car keys down the toilet. Reviewers were like ' don't mess with her, she'll flush your keys'. Don't know the artist or song for sure, was cooking. Anyways.... if a dude did the same thing people would scream "Kidnaping!" or that he was preventing her from leaving.

Why do videos encourage stupid behavior in women but not men?

This one is even worse

Butterbean · « **Reply #16 on:** January 02, 2010, 12:35:19 PM »

Quote from: Princess L on January 02, 2010, 12:31:41 PM

This one is even worse

One of the 3 Country songs I can stand

drkaje · « **Reply #17 on:** January 02, 2010, 12:38:25 PM »

Let a dude try making that video, LOL!

Princess L · « **Reply #18 on:** January 02, 2010, 12:56:37 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on January 02, 2010, 12:38:25 PM

Let a dude try making that video, LOL!

I wonder how many psycho chics did that after that video

Maybe that's what Elin was trying to do and Tiger caught her

Instead of a Louisville Slugger, she used a Calaway driver

Butterbean · « **Reply #19 on:** January 02, 2010, 01:02:49 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on January 02, 2010, 12:38:25 PM

Let a dude try making that video, LOL!

Good thing there's no video for the Eminem "Kill You" ditty

Parker · « **Reply #20 on:** January 02, 2010, 03:10:25 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on January 02, 2010, 12:18:30 PM

No articles about occasionally STFU, either!! I mean really... must every quiet moment be ruined by senseless babble? Is there a war on silence, FFS!?

Exactly, my thing is if each magazine has "X number of ways to keep your man interested in you" articles, maybe he ain't interested in you. And after that there is alway a article that "80+ ways to flip your man's lid in bed", I've never read these articles in these magazines (specifically Cosmopolitian), but if each month had 80+ ways, that's more positions than there is in The Karma Sutra.

And yes, Moments of Prolonged Silence, is not in any of those damn articles.

And Stella, I have no words...hell, fried bologna and ketcup would do for me.

Butterbean · « **Reply #21 on:** January 02, 2010, 03:21:22 PM »

Quote from: Parker on January 02, 2010, 03:10:25 PM

And Stella, I have no words...hell, fried bologna and ketcup would do for me.

The pastrami thing is from Seinfeld.

Butterbean · « **Reply #22 on:** January 07, 2010, 06:58:24 AM »

Quote from: Migs on January 03, 2010, 11:34:00 AM

Never had fried bologna either.

Hardee's was recently selling fried bologna breakfast sandwiches

Parker · « **Reply #23 on:** January 08, 2010, 03:36:42 AM »

Quote from: STella on January 07, 2010, 06:58:24 AM

Hardee's was recently selling fried bologna breakfast sandwiches

I like putting them in the frying pan, and watching the middle pop up, then, popping it.

Butterbean · « **Reply #24 on:** January 08, 2010, 06:20:28 AM »

Quote from: Parker on January 08, 2010, 03:36:42 AM

I like putting them in the frying pan, and watching the middle pop up, then, popping it.

Yup yup