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Re: Judgment Day is coming May 21, 2011 !!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #75 on: May 19, 2011, 10:56:39 AM »
How can we move this up I am patiently waiting.

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Re: Judgment Day is coming May 21, 2011 !!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #76 on: May 19, 2011, 11:09:36 AM »
How can we move this up I am patiently waiting.

You could move to Tokyo :)
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Re: Judgment Day is coming May 21, 2011 !!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #77 on: May 19, 2011, 11:10:35 AM »
You could move to Tokyo :)
LOL good call.

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Re: Judgment Day is coming May 21, 2011 !!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #78 on: May 20, 2011, 10:08:18 AM »
looks like the Scam artists behind the message have pulled this stunt before.

Harold Camping's Failed 1994 Rapture Prediction

How many times can the world end?
​Greetings, hardcore rapture party rats! We don't want to rain on your parade as you prepare to celebrate this Saturday, May 21, 2011, the date Oakland Bible maven and Family Radio President Harold Camping has picked as the end of the world. But, well, we think some management of expectations is in order here. You see, it turns out that Camping has predicted the end of the world before -- and been wrong.

That's right: Camping, an eccentric civil engineer, bet the farm back in the day on his prior prophecy that Jesus would return and bring the end of times in 1994. He even wrote an entire book on the subject: 1994? So while we know you're busy ticking off your Rapture Bucket List, you might want to reconsider your plans to tell off your boss and have lots of unprotected sex in the next 48 hours, because there's a fair chance you'll still be here on Monday.

Don't be sad. A few Biblical scholars recently graced this blog's comments section with some enlightening insights on the rapture. It's going to happen, they say -- just not on Saturday.

As the astute "ManlyMan2" pointed out:


Sorry to be the party pooper, but there is no Rapture this month ! The signs are not yet all here; most are but not all. The antiChrist has to announce himself, this will be the last event before the Rapture so that the loyal in Christ will be spared from the terrible events to follow. Some say that it is obama, and others say he is too stupid to be the devil himself, but this could a plot to appear dumb, "Dumb like a Fox" !!!

Don't worry, ManlyMan2, you're no party-pooper, and we suspect you are not Dumb like a Fox. Perhaps Dumb like a Centipede.
UP NEXT: More theological predictions from our commenters on when the world will end. Shocking stuff ahead.

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Re: Judgment Day is coming May 21, 2011 !!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #79 on: May 20, 2011, 10:48:50 AM »
As the astute "ManlyMan2" pointed out:


Sorry to be the party pooper, but there is no Rapture this month ! The signs are not yet all here; most are but not all. The antiChrist has to announce himself, this will be the last event before the Rapture so that the loyal in Christ will be spared from the terrible events to follow. Some say that it is obama, and others say he is too stupid to be the devil himself, but this could a plot to appear dumb, "Dumb like a Fox" !!!



If you accept the Pre-Tribulational Rapture view, then no, the anti-christ does not have to announce himself first.  Nothing more would need to occur first.


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Re: Judgment Day is coming May 21, 2011 !!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #80 on: May 20, 2011, 11:17:41 AM »
If you accept the Pre-Tribulational Rapture view, then no, the anti-christ does not have to announce himself first.  Nothing more would need to occur first.







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Re: Judgment Day is coming May 21, 2011 !!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #81 on: May 21, 2011, 07:04:50 AM »
I'm packed and ready to go.. ;)
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Re: Judgment Day is coming May 21, 2011 !!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #82 on: May 21, 2011, 07:11:00 AM »
So here we are.......... :D

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Re: Judgment Day is coming May 21, 2011 !!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #83 on: May 21, 2011, 10:06:54 AM »
I'm having trouble figuring out what to do on my last day on earth.  Ice cream?  Hammock?  Drive some iron?  Slap an irritating person??   ???

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Re: Judgment Day is coming May 21, 2011 !!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #84 on: May 21, 2011, 10:09:24 AM »
I'm having trouble figuring out what to do on my last day on earth.  Ice cream?  Hammock?  Drive some iron?  Slap an irritating person??   ???

I might eat some good cheese.
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Re: Judgment Day is coming May 21, 2011 !!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #85 on: May 21, 2011, 10:11:11 AM »
Dammit people!!! Eastern or central time!!!
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Re: Judgment Day is coming May 21, 2011 !!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #86 on: May 21, 2011, 10:21:57 AM »
Dammit people!!! Eastern or central time!!!

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At first I wondered if this guy really believed what he was saying until I watched the second video. :-\
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Re: Judgment Day is coming May 21, 2011 !!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #87 on: May 21, 2011, 10:25:26 AM »
I might eat some good cheese.

Great idea.  I gave up cheese about five years ago.  Maybe I'll go to Pizza Hut and gorge myself.   :D

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Re: Judgment Day is coming May 21, 2011 !!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #88 on: May 21, 2011, 10:29:20 AM »
Great idea.  I gave up cheese about five years ago.  Maybe I'll go to Pizza Hut and gorge myself.   :D

No cheese for 5 years  :o


On your way to PH you might pick up some of this.
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Re: Judgment Day is coming May 21, 2011 !!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #89 on: May 21, 2011, 10:31:56 AM »
No cheese for 5 years  :o


On your way to PH you might pick up some of this.

Hahahaha!  I found a couple places on the mainland that make pizzas with vegan cheese.  Pretty good.  There is a place here that I found recently, and was going to try it, but with the world coming to an end I will gorge on the real McCoy.   :)

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Re: Judgment Day is coming May 21, 2011 !!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #90 on: May 21, 2011, 11:02:47 AM »
See you all in the next life people..Nice knowing you all.

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Re: Judgment Day is coming May 21, 2011 !!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #91 on: May 21, 2011, 11:08:11 AM »
I hope this wont effect the Nascar race tonight.

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Re: Judgment Day is coming May 21, 2011 !!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #92 on: May 21, 2011, 05:33:49 PM »
We're still alive. Oh no!

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Re: Judgment Day is coming May 21, 2011 !!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #93 on: May 21, 2011, 05:35:28 PM »
Hahaha. You've all been left behind.

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Re: Judgment Day is coming May 21, 2011 !!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #94 on: May 21, 2011, 05:35:56 PM »
Sorry everyone - you still have to deal with me.    :-*

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Re: Judgment Day is coming May 21, 2011 !!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #95 on: May 21, 2011, 08:00:58 PM »
how any christian can/could believe this...........you dont know the bible  :-\
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Re: Judgment Day is coming May 21, 2011 !!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #96 on: May 26, 2011, 05:46:45 AM »
don't worry; we get another chance....postponed until October.  (math error)
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