Apple Tablet Rumored To Be Announced Today at 1PM EST (Jan. 27)

[titusisback]

LOL! What a piece of shit! No multitasking! It's 2010 and Apple can't fucken make a device that allows you to browse the web and listen to music at the same time 

[kmhphoto]

This is from 2006.

[BayGBM]

LOL! What a piece of shit! No multitasking! It's 2010 and Apple can't fucken make a device that allows you to browse the web and listen to music at the same time 

Extract foot from mouth.  Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

[Gregzs]

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/28/technology/companies/28apple.html?th&emc=th

[HTexan]

no flash, on a 10  inch screen  device? only way to get usb is to dock it? Fuck that pos
 i'll stick with my iphone and dell netbook for mobile computing.

[Tre]

The iPhone can support Flash (barely), but it's a pain in the ass to make it work. 

[HTexan]

The iPhone can support Flash (barely), but it's a pain in the ass to make it work. 

no it cant

[Captain Equipoise]

LOL! What a piece of shit! No multitasking! It's 2010 and Apple can't fucken make a device that allows you to browse the web and listen to music at the same time 

It's amazing you say that because I listen to my itunes while browsing the web on my itouch and iphone.

Guess I must have a defective model.

[GRACIE JIU-JITSU]

 How about the Courier?

 

 

[titusisback]

It's amazing you say that because I listen to my itunes while browsing the web on my itouch and iphone.

why do you think I'm commenting on your itouch, dipshit?

Take read here: http://gizmodo.com/5458382/8-things-that-suck-about-the-ipad

[Tito24]

I won't be buying one that is for sure.

I'll leave the ipad for the twinks.

[Tito24]

Apple Introduces New Feminine Protection Product: The iPad

 
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According to an explosion of tweets following Steve Jobs' announcement of the iPad, the device's new name isn't going over so well:

- For now the iPad's really exciting, but wait until they release the iTampon -PhloxLombardi

- iPad: You only need to plug it in once a month - DieLaughing

- Wow - its the iPad. Wonder if it comes in 2 sizes (maxi and mini) - donthorson

- I guess it's Apple's "time of the month" - mcafiero

- The Apple iPad: for all your heavy (work) flow days - ch33rs

- Our little iPod has hit womanhood - cubanalaf

- To recap: the iPad will come with an iRag (to keep it clean) + some iBruprofen (to keep it working smoothly) + iWings (protection plan) - fourchickens

- You coming over to my iPad tonight? - laermer

- iPad? Didn't I have to run out and get some of those for my wife the other night? - gletham

- And the professional version will be known as Max iPad - xenijardin

- I'm actually surprised that more people in my stream haven't made jokes about an ipad with wings - shayera

- iPad: Intercourse Postponed Another Day - calanan

- I hope the iPad has wings for extra nighttime protection - annfriedman

- Just spilled my tea all over the place. good thing i had a super-absorbent iPad on hand to sop it up - DHendy

- Yes, but can I play tennis in white jeans while wearing the iPad? - diablocody

- R there NO women working for Apple? The iPad? Srsly? Who wants to say, "Just a sec, lemme check my iPad"? - TessaDare

- Can you go swimming with your iPad? Is it odor free? - ann_aguirre

- Naming it the iPad kinda just proved once and for all the nerd powers that be neither have nor have ever come in contact with vaginas - kathycacace

- Jobs should hire the chicks who come up with names for nail polish next time. iPad = worst name ever - copyrider

- I would have to say that every female friend I have on Twitter hates the new Apple iPad's name. There's no middle ground, it's hatred - jaykeith

- Yet another reason why Tech companies need more women - spingirl

And these are just funny:

- How will people in Boston tell the difference between the iPad and iPod? -C_Satterfield

- Seriously, Apple could unveil a giant turd with a touchscreen and wi-fi and I'd consider buying it. Just because. - youngbillymays

- iPad Fact: Watching porn on the iPad is the same as watching it on a Macbook, except you can't slam it shut when the boss walks in - tfly

Seriously, has no one at Apple ever heard about the Chevy Nova/no go story?

[arce1988]

ttt

[Captain Equipoise]

why do you think I'm commenting on your itouch, dipshit?

Take read here: http://gizmodo.com/5458382/8-things-that-suck-about-the-ipad

because my fat little troll, it's based on the same technology...

Duhhhh....retard

[BayGBM]

This is one reason why the iPad will be such a big hit. Good digital picture frames are in the $120-$260 range.

http://www.amazon.com/Sony-DPF-D82-8-Inch-LCD-WVGA/dp/B002DUCRL0/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1265234631&sr=8-10

http://www.amazon.com/Sony-DPF-X1000-10-2-Inch-Digital-Photo/dp/B001QXDWOQ/ref=sr_1_14?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1265234426&sr=8-14

The iPad starts at $499 and can do a whole lot more than display photos (though it can do that too and very well).
 

[titusisback]

This is one reason why the iPad will be such a big hit. Good digital picture frames are in the $120-$260 range.
The iPad starts at $499 and can do a whole lot more than display photos (though it can do that too and very well).

Makes total sense to pay $499 instead of $120... 

[MindSpin]

What is better IPHONE or BLACKBERRY ?

Thanks all

I've had both and the iPhone is 1000x better in every way.

[MindSpin]

LOL! What a piece of shit! No multitasking! It's 2010 and Apple can't fucken make a device that allows you to browse the web and listen to music at the same time 

Obviously you don't own an iPhone.  I can listen to music and browse the web.  I can be on a call and check emails.  You should know what you're talking about before you open your mouth

[MindSpin]

It will be interesting to see the uses that people find for the new iPad.  When Apple launched the iPhone, I bet they never envisioned it being turned into a musical instrument or a real tool for artists.  With thousands of applications being created for it who knows what we'll see.

For me, I will continue to use the fastest most powerful desktop for my office, my iPhone for staying connected while running around and the iPad for traveling.  All devices will be connected through Mobile Me so all calendars, contacts, photos and documents will be synced.  It's amazing that in our lifetime, technology is advancing at this pace...I love it!

[titusisback]

Obviously you don't own an iPhone.  I can listen to music and browse the web.  I can be on a call and check emails.  You should know what you're talking about before you open your mouth

1. Hey dipshit, I wasn't talking about iPhones
2. Check out this link - iPad doesn't have multitasking
http://www.sci-tech-today.com/news/Will-Business-Users-Buy-Into-the-iPad-/story.xhtml?story_id=003000D78I5U

P.S. wipe your mouth, you got Job's cum dripping down your cheek

[MindSpin]

calm down tiger.  it's not that important

To quote you "Apple can't fucken make a device that allows you to browse the web and listen to music at the same time".  Nowhere on there did you say the the iPad specifically.  And, regardless of what some news website might say, the iPad runs on the same software as the iPhone.  I would be surprised if it did not have the same multi tasking features.

[titusisback]

To quote you "Apple can't fucken make a device that allows you to browse the web and listen to music at the same time".  Nowhere on there did you say the the iPad specifically. 

A person with average intelligence would figure that out from the topic name. And everyone knows Apple has made multitasking computer for over 20 years now so obviously it wasn't reference to Apple not being able to build one. That's the whole irony of releasing iPad - I still can't believe they released that overpriced iPod on steroids.

I would be surprised if it did not have the same multi tasking features.

Yes, very surprising Apple released such piece of crap. At least we both agree on that.

[Bodybuilding Related]

I'm gonna get an iPad just to read Getbig on a bigger screen while on the shitter. 

[TrueGrit]

 I don't really get the hype. Archos have been making stuff like this for years.

No dvd slot, it appears no multi-tasking. Can't see what it offers over and above a netbook or one of these  :

[YngiweRhoads]

No flash support either. Fuck Apple.