I have 4 herniated disc also. C-3, C-4 in my neck, L-3, L-4 in my Back, Degenerative Disc disease, Arthritis all throughout my entire back and in my knees. Torn right labrum, tore both my knees up but no one can live forever. I am not trying any more stupid tricks....I fell 18-22 feet on concrete and steel and that is what screwed up my body when i was young. I "HAD" to sue them.
Life is good as long as you can do the things that you want to!! 
If you've got a friend that thinks it's funny to spray alcohol on you and set you ablaze, YOU have a lawyer!

Hope you get a sponge bath from some hot nurse who takes pity on you and lets you put your speckled cock in her arse!
Get well soon!