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Gym story: 50 yr old twink, crowded gym, PX90.....oh brother!
« on: January 06, 2010, 08:35:28 AM »
Most crowded section of gym dumbell section, , he hoards every dumbell from 5lbs-30lbs, dumbass pulls out his laptop, cranks up the PX90 cd, and starts grunting on very 1st rep of bicep curls! Others come up to grab a set of the said dumbells and he starts yelling at them! I thought this was a joke 'til I saw the intense stare and Under Armor logo! Had to be a GB'r....come on, fess up!

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Re: Gym story: 50 yr old twink, crowded gym, PX90.....oh brother!
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2010, 09:47:13 AM »
Most crowded section of gym dumbell section, , he hoards every dumbell from 5lbs-30lbs, dumbass pulls out his laptop, cranks up the PX90 cd, and starts grunting on very 1st rep of bicep curls! Others come up to grab a set of the said dumbells and he starts yelling at them! I thought this was a joke 'til I saw the intense stare and Under Armor logo! Had to be a GB'r....come on, fess up!
who gives a shit i dont use the 5's or 30's and if he yelled at me i would hit him in the head with his own db ;D
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Re: Gym story: 50 yr old twink, crowded gym, PX90.....oh brother!
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2010, 09:48:21 AM »
better yet i would drop a db on his lap top ;D
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Re: Gym story: 50 yr old twink, crowded gym, PX90.....oh brother!
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2010, 09:51:11 AM »
wouldnt have bothered me ... i dont mess with the light weights
my wife on the otherhand...  :-X

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Re: Gym story: 50 yr old twink, crowded gym, PX90.....oh brother!
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Re: Gym story: 50 yr old twink, crowded gym, PX90.....oh brother!
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2010, 11:31:55 AM »
Most crowded section of gym dumbell section, , he hoards every dumbell from 5lbs-30lbs, dumbass pulls out his laptop, cranks up the PX90 cd, and starts grunting on very 1st rep of bicep curls! Others come up to grab a set of the said dumbells and he starts yelling at them! I thought this was a joke 'til I saw the intense stare and Under Armor logo! Had to be a GB'r....come on, fess up!
haha..........Imagine seeing a guy, mid fifties who looks like hes never worked out in his life, working out..................... ...

















With no shirt on......... :-X

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Re: Gym story: 50 yr old twink, crowded gym, PX90.....oh brother!
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2010, 11:45:52 AM »
Most crowded section of gym dumbell section, , he hoards every dumbell from 5lbs-30lbs, dumbass pulls out his laptop, cranks up the PX90 cd, and starts grunting on very 1st rep of bicep curls! Others come up to grab a set of the said dumbells and he starts yelling at them! I thought this was a joke 'til I saw the intense stare and Under Armor logo! Had to be a GB'r....come on, fess up!

LOL @ Under Armour logo!! 

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Re: Gym story: 50 yr old twink, crowded gym, PX90.....oh brother!
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2010, 11:54:07 AM »
Are PX90 and P90X two different things?

Also why is everyone who does them fat?

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Re: Gym story: 50 yr old twink, crowded gym, PX90.....oh brother!
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2010, 12:29:25 PM »
Are PX90 and P90X two different things?

Also why is everyone who does them fat?

Because they are all convinced they can get ripped by using it just like any other gimmick that has been a fitness fad over the years.

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Re: Gym story: 50 yr old twink, crowded gym, PX90.....oh brother!
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2010, 01:04:49 PM »
hahahahaha.

i love new years resoultions.

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Re: Gym story: 50 yr old twink, crowded gym, PX90.....oh brother!
« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2010, 01:08:41 PM »
Because they are all convinced they can get ripped by using it just like any other gimmick that has been a fitness fad over the years.

No its not, its 40 mins plus of exercise after exercise burning fat etc...by far the best program out there, with using limited equipment. 
Looks pretty good actually, better than going to a gym and doing 5 sets of bench in 1 hour like most fats do.
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Re: Gym story: 50 yr old twink, crowded gym, PX90.....oh brother!
« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2010, 02:02:23 PM »
Most crowded section of gym dumbell section, , he hoards every dumbell from 5lbs-30lbs, dumbass pulls out his laptop, cranks up the PX90 cd, and starts grunting on very 1st rep of bicep curls! Others come up to grab a set of the said dumbells and he starts yelling at them! I thought this was a joke 'til I saw the intense stare and Under Armor logo! Had to be a GB'r....come on, fess up!
         at this point the lunk alarm went off and he was escorted out of planet fitness the no judge zone leaving the 10 lb dbs all for you. a happy ending, a good time was had by all.
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Re: Gym story: 50 yr old twink, crowded gym, PX90.....oh brother!
« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2010, 07:49:57 AM »
One of my buddies who is a former bodybuilder is doing P90X now and loves it.  He has modified it a bit to incorporate more weight training.  It works well for him I must say.

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Re: Gym story: 50 yr old twink, crowded gym, PX90.....oh brother!
« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2010, 07:59:55 AM »
I thought about P90X once, then I took a shit and forgot about it
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Re: Gym story: 50 yr old twink, crowded gym, PX90.....oh brother!
« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2010, 08:02:50 AM »
who the fuck brings a laptop to the gym..fuck invest in dumbells and do that shit at home. Not knocking the PX stuff but REALLY

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Re: Gym story: 50 yr old twink, crowded gym, PX90.....oh brother!
« Reply #15 on: January 07, 2010, 08:09:43 AM »
No its not, its 40 mins plus of exercise after exercise burning fat etc...by far the best program out there, with using limited equipment. 
Looks pretty good actually, better than going to a gym and doing 5 sets of bench in 1 hour like most fats do.


I'm sure it's magic....and the fat rolls right off  ::)

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Re: Gym story: 50 yr old twink, crowded gym, PX90.....oh brother!
« Reply #16 on: January 07, 2010, 08:16:34 AM »
Most crowded section of gym dumbell section, , he hoards every dumbell from 5lbs-30lbs, dumbass pulls out his laptop, cranks up the PX90 cd, and starts grunting on very 1st rep of bicep curls! Others come up to grab a set of the said dumbells and he starts yelling at them! I thought this was a joke 'til I saw the intense stare and Under Armor logo! Had to be a GB'r....come on, fess up!
I hate dumbbell hoarders with a fucking passion.

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Re: Gym story: 50 yr old twink, crowded gym, PX90.....oh brother!
« Reply #17 on: January 07, 2010, 08:21:52 AM »

I'm sure it's magic....and the fat rolls right off  ::)

It makes you wallet a bit lighter..

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Re: Gym story: 50 yr old twink, crowded gym, PX90.....oh brother!
« Reply #18 on: January 07, 2010, 08:44:30 AM »
No its not, its 40 mins plus of exercise after exercise burning fat etc...by far the best program out there, with using limited equipment. 
Looks pretty good actually, better than going to a gym and doing 5 sets of bench in 1 hour like most fats do.

Thats not the point.  The Tony Little Gazelle Glider will help you lose weight if you are consistant with it and diet properly.  Any exercise if done consistantly with good intesity will get you in shape with a good diet. 

The point it its not different than any other form of excercise mixed with good diet.  If people happen to enjoy this activity better than others then good for them, but its not like doing these particular workouts are going to give you results you can't get by doing anything else.

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Re: Gym story: 50 yr old twink, crowded gym, PX90.....oh brother!
« Reply #19 on: January 07, 2010, 09:15:40 AM »
only twinks use p90x
I dont like twinks.

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Re: Gym story: 50 yr old twink, crowded gym, PX90.....oh brother!
« Reply #20 on: January 07, 2010, 09:19:09 AM »
i've said it before and said it again- P90x is the watering down of the burpee/tabata culture that i have helped popularize on the internets .

the burpee/tabata culture is for the streets- not the suburbs
it's for free runners and badassess, not soccer moms and corporate executives
it's for people liked Muscle Media 2k when they still wrote about steroids and shit not the Muscle Media when Bill phillips decided to make it more yuppie friendly

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Re: Gym story: 50 yr old twink, crowded gym, PX90.....oh brother!
« Reply #21 on: January 07, 2010, 12:18:15 PM »
px90-=gay
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Re: Gym story: 50 yr old twink, crowded gym, PX90.....oh brother!
« Reply #22 on: January 07, 2010, 12:18:54 PM »
only twinks use p90x

I agree.  Seems to make these twinks wear tapout shirts and shadow box in front of mirrors after a few of the grueling workouts though.

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Re: Gym story: 50 yr old twink, crowded gym, PX90.....oh brother!
« Reply #23 on: January 07, 2010, 01:01:30 PM »
Someone should have whacked that twink over the head with his laptop

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Re: Gym story: 50 yr old twink, crowded gym, PX90.....oh brother!
« Reply #24 on: January 07, 2010, 02:37:14 PM »
Someone should have whacked that twink over the head with his laptop
Haha! Well, I left the gym before he finished his training, but someone may have had it out with him over those dumbells. The guy was clueless. He'll wash out in another month or so like many this time of year.