Becoming a bouncer

[Earl1972]

anyone who wants to become a bouncer needs their head examined, some bouncer here, was shot in the head just for asking someone to put their cigarette out.

shit happens

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[CalvinH]

A shame that it seem like that every couple of weeks that I read in the NYC papers that a bouncer has been shot or stabbed and killed for breaking up a fight or not letting someone in a club.



...of course these tough guy killers are usually in a group

[Captain Equipoise]

A shame that it seem like that every couple of weeks that I read in the NYC papers that a bouncer has been shot or stabbed and killed for breaking up a fight or not letting someone in a club.



...of course these tough guy killers are usually in a group

I've been shot at two times in 9 years of bouncing, once with a flare... lol, a retard actually fired a FLARE gun at me...

[CalvinH]

I've been shot at two times in 9 years of bouncing, once with a flare... lol, a retard actually fired a FLARE gun at me...

"Some stupid with a flare gun burnt the pace to the ground,
smoke on the water,fire in the sky"


seriously,that sucks

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

You've only bounced two things in your life Vince.........

1.  Checks

2.  Queen Vissys balls off your face.

3.  You mother

[io856]

You dont need to know how to fight, how to restrain people or how to talk and diffuse situations! All you need to do is go to the gym,take a few roids get all pumped up and you re automatically a hard ass and can be a bouncer!!

translation: they hired the muscle bloke not me the martial artist  

heres a tip buddy... they don't want bouncers who will beat the fuck outta people (thats a huge liability)... they want bouncers who have a physical presence...   now security at a whorehouse then your fighting skills are desired.. good luck...  

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

LOL @ the amount of bitter twink's here who got their asses handed to them by a bouncer ...LOLOLz

Maybe some of the bouncers are pussies @ some hick town you guys live in, but in large cities most bouncers cross train several martial arts and are armed to the teeth.

Chuckle, couldn't carry pepper spray, guns, tasers etc.  They were afraid that it would get on everyone .  I used a pointed kubotan instead.  Small, compact, and good for pressure point takedowns.

You don't need to be 300 pounds and know 7 forms of martial arts.  You simply need some common sense and keep a cool head.     

[WillGrant]

hahaha im trying to picture a 170 lbs gay black bouncer with a retarded face and tough guy wanabe stare.

hahaha those innertube lips oh god hahaha you could use them as a speed ball and slap them hahahaha goodrum is so full of shit.

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

hahaha those innertube lips oh god hahaha you could use them as a speed ball and slap them hahahaha goodrum is so full of shit.

You could never do what I do because you hide behind a computer in your mother's basement....

Of course it doesn't surprise me that you respond to whatever I say because you're screaming for attention from me.  Perhaps I should send you an autographed picture to wack your wee wee off to.

[io856]

goodrum how tall are you?

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

goodrum how tall are you?

5'11

[lesaucer]

vince goodrum bouncing at the zoo

[WillGrant]

You could never do what I do because you hide behind a computer in your mother's basement....

Of course it doesn't surprise me that you respond to whatever I say because you're screaming for attention from me.  Perhaps I should send you an autographed picture to wack your wee wee off to.

Fail!!!
Just like the witch Doctor said when your mum spat you out of her rubbish tip smelling cu nt into a puddle of zebra poo , those lips deserve a title after your name also , how about adding flappy to your name to ? 

[WillGrant]

vince goodrum bouncing at the zoo

hahahahahahaha 

[calfzilla]

LoL @ thinking being a bouncer is a great job.     Pfft it's just a security guard in a bar for Christs sake! 

[nzmusclemonster]

Life must be pretty woeful if you have to give up your weekends to stand in front of a door.

[Mr Nobody]

vince goodrum bouncing at the zoo

LMAO  Vince will say that he beat that Hippo's ass after this pic was taken

[underthestar]

As a bouncer I can tell you the worst part of the job is listening to drunk retards babble on and on all night about their worthless lives. Stupid bitches yelling in your face about deserving to get in for free, and stories from their boyfriends about how they used to be pretty big like you, but now they train mostly mma...fights are a relief when they happen cause you're so tired of drunk dipshits that it's nice to let out a little steam. I bounce in a predominately white college town, so no guns and only random knife pulling, money is great, and hot college girls are plentiful..not a career move, but I only work 30 hours a week and always clear 600 a week in salary and tips, which let's me pay for rent, school and food....definitely not for everyone

[The Wizard of Truth]

As a bouncer I can tell you the worst part of the job is listening to drunk retards babble on and on all night about their worthless lives. Stupid bitches yelling in your face about deserving to get in for free, and stories from their boyfriends about how they used to be pretty big like you, but now they train mostly mma...fights are a relief when they happen cause you're so tired of drunk dipshits that it's nice to let out a little steam. I bounce in a predominately white college town, so no guns and only random knife pulling, money is great, and hot college girls are plentiful..not a career move, but I only work 30 hours a week and always clear 600 a week in salary and tips, which let's me pay for rent, school and food....definitely not for everyone

Totally agree with this
Listening to drunks boasting about how hungover they were last week made me want to kill them

[wes]

Driving a taxi or delivering pizzas is an even more dangerous gig these days.

[underthestar]

Totally agree with this
Listening to drunks boasting about how hungover they were last week made me want to kill them

well you see about 80% the same people, and for some reason they just have no clue how pathetic they look and sound...you see 21 year old girls end up looking like they're 36 before they turn 23, and all the guys who run their loud mouths all night cause they're  so tough but their muscles have the consistancy of jello from constant drinking...and people really wonder why bouncers are assholes lol, go spend two weeks in a club, sober, and babysit drunk retards and see how nice you are

[The Wizard of Truth]

well you see about 80% the same people, and for some reason they just have no clue how pathetic they look and sound...you see 21 year old girls end up looking like they're 36 before they turn 23, and all the guys who run their loud mouths all night cause they're  so tough but their muscles have the consistancy of jello from constant drinking...and people really wonder why bouncers are assholes lol, go spend two weeks in a club, sober, and babysit drunk retards and see how nice you are

I bounced from age 18-25
I agree with everything you are saying

[Playboy]

Becoming a bouncer....

Way to reach for the stars. 

[nycbull]

As a bouncer I can tell you the worst part of the job is listening to drunk retards babble on and on all night about their worthless lives. Stupid bitches yelling in your face about deserving to get in for free, and stories from their boyfriends about how they used to be pretty big like you, but now they train mostly mma...fights are a relief when they happen cause you're so tired of drunk dipshits that it's nice to let out a little steam. I bounce in a predominately white college town, so no guns and only random knife pulling, money is great, and hot college girls are plentiful..not a career move, but I only work 30 hours a week and always clear 600 a week in salary and tips, which let's me pay for rent, school and food....definitely not for everyone

this is true, hearing about how they used to date someone that looked like me, or how big they used to be. Seeing alcoholics come in with an excuse to drink: "just here for a nightcap", "pre-dinner cocktail", "after work cocktail" etc.
and worst is the over complimenters who tell people how good looking and hot they are...oh brother.

[Parker]

LMAO  Vince will say that he beat that Hippo's ass after this pic was taken

Or fucked it in the ass...