Author Topic: have you ever had to choose between bodybuilding and a relationship?  (Read 2591 times)

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hi guys, its me, marty!  :)

i have an earnest question for everyone here at getbig

have you ever, at some time in your life, had to choose between a career in bodybuilding and a relationship with a friend, significant other, or family member?

i'm suprised but actually have no heard of other accounts of this kind of thing before

personally, i dont really have the genetics to be a pro bodybuilder, as much as i'd love to
that said, even if i could, i would have to choose between bodybuilding and my wife
you see, for several reasons

a) she cant handle the eating schedule required by bodybuilders
-she cant stand to see me eat so frequently and she'd never in a million years be willing to cook 6-10 times a day for me

b) she cant handle the GAS! like i said in another thread she wont make me my egg omlette on sunday anymore neither because of the smell after!  :D

c) this has never come up but i dont think she could handle all of the "supplements" either

i love my wife and am happily maried but always wonder how things might have been

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Re: have you ever had to choose between bodybuilding and a relationship?
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2010, 11:42:46 PM »
It's obviously a sign that something has been taken too far.

If a woman does not respect the culture of Iron, she needs to be eliminated. The arguments alone would put you in a catabolic state.

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Re: have you ever had to choose between bodybuilding and a relationship?
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2010, 12:50:21 AM »
A. Cook your own meals
B. Cook your own fucking meals
C. So you'd only take bodybuilding seriously if you took drugs?  ::)

'personally, i dont really have the genetics to be a pro bodybuilder,'

if you arn't eating what you need to each day anyway how on earth would you know this. Maybe you should be a little more positive towards bettering yourself.

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Re: have you ever had to choose between bodybuilding and a relationship?
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2010, 12:56:12 AM »
It's obviously a sign that something has been taken too far.

If a woman does not respect the culture of Iron, she needs to be eliminated. The arguments alone would put you in a catabolic state.

Lol!  ;D


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Re: have you ever had to choose between bodybuilding and a relationship?
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2010, 01:50:44 AM »
Just hire someone to cook all your meals. This is getbig afterall, cooking is beneath us.
No doubt about it...

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Re: have you ever had to choose between bodybuilding and a relationship?
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2010, 01:53:51 AM »
Just hire someone to cook all your meals. This is getbig afterall, cooking is beneath us.

Don't think I don't know what you aren't saying outright.  >:(

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Re: have you ever had to choose between bodybuilding and a relationship?
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2010, 01:55:21 AM »
if only she could cook as good as you, mr worm.
No doubt about it...

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Re: have you ever had to choose between bodybuilding and a relationship?
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2010, 01:55:54 AM »
lol, like it fucking matters what you eat, just eat like a normal person does and have some shakes extra with it. youll look like shit anyway. with or without paced risechickenbroccoli meals in tupperware containers.

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Re: have you ever had to choose between bodybuilding and a relationship?
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2010, 01:56:42 AM »
Lots of men with shit stained undies from too many protein farts in this thread.
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Re: have you ever had to choose between bodybuilding and a relationship?
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2010, 01:57:46 AM »
am i the only one who diesn't get protein farts?!  Christ, some of you twinks carry on like you are letting em rip every 5 seconds.....
No doubt about it...

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Re: have you ever had to choose between bodybuilding and a relationship?
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2010, 02:02:17 AM »
am i the only one who diesn't get protein farts?!  Christ, some of you twinks carry on like you are letting em rip every 5 seconds.....

Too many twinks on here lately.
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Re: have you ever had to choose between bodybuilding and a relationship?
« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2010, 02:04:45 AM »
yes, many twinks.
No doubt about it...

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Re: have you ever had to choose between bodybuilding and a relationship?
« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2010, 02:11:41 AM »
After I read, "Hi guys, it's me, Marty!" Followed by a smiley face I immediately started praying for your death.

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Re: have you ever had to choose between bodybuilding and a relationship?
« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2010, 02:20:12 AM »
if only she could cook as good as you, mr worm.

So the position is still open then... boss?  (fingers crossed)

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Re: have you ever had to choose between bodybuilding and a relationship?
« Reply #15 on: January 11, 2010, 03:11:44 AM »
hi guys, its me, marty!  :)

i have an earnest question for everyone here at getbig

have you ever, at some time in your life, had to choose between a career in bodybuilding and a relationship with a friend, significant other, or family member?

i'm suprised but actually have no heard of other accounts of this kind of thing before

personally, i dont really have the genetics to be a pro bodybuilder, as much as i'd love to
that said, even if i could, i would have to choose between bodybuilding and my wife
you see, for several reasons

a) she cant handle the eating schedule required by bodybuilders
-she cant stand to see me eat so frequently and she'd never in a million years be willing to cook 6-10 times a day for me

b) she cant handle the GAS! like i said in another thread she wont make me my egg omlette on sunday anymore neither because of the smell after!  :D

c) this has never come up but i dont think she could handle all of the "supplements" either

i love my wife and am happily maried but always wonder how things might have been
how about you post as pic of the aforementioned wife "Marty"

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Re: have you ever had to choose between bodybuilding and a relationship?
« Reply #16 on: January 11, 2010, 07:43:44 AM »
I've never had a career in body building.



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Re: have you ever had to choose between bodybuilding and a relationship?
« Reply #17 on: January 11, 2010, 07:48:31 AM »
I've never had a career in body building.
Very carefully worded, my friend.   ;D

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Re: have you ever had to choose between bodybuilding and a relationship?
« Reply #18 on: January 11, 2010, 07:55:35 AM »
Very carefully worded, my friend.   ;D

Get your a wife a tapeworm.She'll eat twice as much as you do and your gas will smell like perfume to her.

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Re: have you ever had to choose between bodybuilding and a relationship?
« Reply #19 on: January 11, 2010, 08:05:00 AM »
Very carefully worded, my friend.   ;D



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Re: have you ever had to choose between bodybuilding and a relationship?
« Reply #20 on: January 11, 2010, 08:51:20 AM »
>have you ever, at some time in your life, had to choose between a career in bodybuilding and a relationship with a friend, significant other, or family member?


Not exactly, but I did dump a guy once because he would not work out.  I tried to get him to the gym to train with me or train on his own, or to train with some guys we were friends with who also worked out.  He had no interest in it.  So he had to go.  I didn't tell him that was the reason . . . but it was.  :-[

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Re: have you ever had to choose between bodybuilding and a relationship?
« Reply #21 on: January 11, 2010, 08:57:50 AM »
Some good advice from the above GetBiggers.

It appears that you let your wife steer the ship north when you wanted to head south.

Or maybe what YOU THOUGHT your wife was THINKING - actually was at the helm.

DId you ever discuss it with her?

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Re: have you ever had to choose between bodybuilding and a relationship?
« Reply #23 on: January 11, 2010, 11:25:20 AM »
>have you ever, at some time in your life, had to choose between a career in bodybuilding and a relationship with a friend, significant other, or family member?


Not exactly, but I did dump a guy once because he would not work out.  I tried to get him to the gym to train with me or train on his own, or to train with some guys we were friends with who also worked out.  He had no interest in it.  So he had to go.  I didn't tell him that was the reason . . . but it was.  :-[

Thoughts of James Brown's "Cold Blooded," come to mind.  ;D

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Re: have you ever had to choose between bodybuilding and a relationship?
« Reply #24 on: January 11, 2010, 11:38:33 AM »
hi guys, its me, marty!  :)

i have an earnest question for everyone here at getbig

have you ever, at some time in your life, had to choose between a career in bodybuilding and a relationship with a friend, significant other, or family member?

i'm suprised but actually have no heard of other accounts of this kind of thing before

personally, i dont really have the genetics to be a pro bodybuilder, as much as i'd love to
that said, even if i could, i would have to choose between bodybuilding and my wife
you see, for several reasons

a) she cant handle the eating schedule required by bodybuilders
-she cant stand to see me eat so frequently and she'd never in a million years be willing to cook 6-10 times a day for me

b) she cant handle the GAS! like i said in another thread she wont make me my egg omlette on sunday anymore neither because of the smell after!  :D

c) this has never come up but i dont think she could handle all of the "supplements" either

i love my wife and am happily maried but always wonder how things might have been
Unless you're a pro or have a show coming up,you're a complete idiot to live this way.. Just a few meals and workout and you should be fine..To lose pussy over weights is complete buffoonery..