Author Topic: Do you eat bananas (Read 5867 times)

Everyone loves banana bread. It is unwise to speak against it.

By weight:
Flour, all purpose 1280g
Baking powder 7.5g
Baking soda 21g
Salt 7.5g
Bananas, unpeeled, blackening 1930g
Lemon juice 15ml
Sugar 1280g
Eggs 340g
Vegetable oil 420 ml
Pecans or walnuts, chopped 227g

5-6 bananas will make enough batter for a standard sized bread pan, adjust other weights as needed. Liquify bananas with lemon juice, mix in wet ingredients, add dry ingredients. Bake 350F, about 1 hr, until a knife comes out clean.

webcake · « **Reply #17 on:** January 14, 2010, 03:00:51 AM »

yes, there is no denying that banana bread is the shit.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #18 on:** January 14, 2010, 03:05:06 AM »

Have one of your kitchen wenches knock one up for you. Pwo sugar power.

webcake · « **Reply #19 on:** January 14, 2010, 03:13:50 AM »

Banana bread and coffee for breakfast. Nice, yet quite gay.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #20 on:** January 14, 2010, 03:19:43 AM »

I only eat it for anabolic purposes after a workout, so no homo. Cortisol levels have been demonstrated in peer reviewed studies to spike swiftly after glute isolation work.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #21 on:** January 14, 2010, 03:43:37 AM »

I only eat them after a whore masturbates with one.

io856 · « **Reply #22 on:** January 14, 2010, 03:52:35 AM »

YES! (no homo)

Pet shop boys · « **Reply #23 on:** January 14, 2010, 05:03:43 AM »

Bananas are for monkeys.

Man Drinks beer.

WHoshshshshshshshshshsh

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #24 on:** January 14, 2010, 05:24:49 AM »

Quote from: webcake on January 14, 2010, 01:12:54 AM

gayest fruit ever

What about a cumquat?

Author Topic: Do you eat bananas (Read 5867 times)

io856