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Let's Look at my Epic Fail
« on: January 15, 2010, 09:37:25 PM »
Women I am Great friends with but have never had sex with (and  most likely never will)  :-\

of course the obvious one



hooked this one up with a buddy--she told me years later she would have gone for me


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Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2010, 09:38:45 PM »
actual Victorias Secret model



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Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2010, 09:39:38 PM »
I can go on if there is a request for more,....it's a sad scene

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Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2010, 09:40:50 PM »
nudes?
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Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2010, 09:41:39 PM »
my epic fail's are usually the ones i have sex with....i have ruined a lot of friendships's with female friends cause we eventually fucked...

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Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2010, 09:42:41 PM »
its never too late.... lose some pounds, get on the sauuuce, get a nice haircut and  tan, and go fuck those girls my friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2010, 09:43:14 PM »
I can go on if there is a request for more,....it's a sad scene
yeah...go ahead and do more...i will tell you of some of the dumbass shit i have done too ;D

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Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2010, 09:44:50 PM »
its never too late.... lose some pounds, get on the sauuuce, get a nice haircut and  tan, and go fuck those girls my friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!

too lazy

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Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2010, 09:45:21 PM »

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Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2010, 10:20:31 PM »
Women I am Great friends with but have never had sex with (and  most likely never will)  :-\

of course the obvious one



hooked this one up with a buddy--she told me years later she would have gone for me



At least you have pretty friends Avesher! :D

Gotta see something positive in that!
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Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2010, 10:22:09 PM »
Any pictures of your yacht or 22,000 sq. ft. mansion?
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Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2010, 12:06:40 AM »
Women I am Great friends with but have never had sex with (and  most likely never will)  :-\

of course the obvious one



hooked this one up with a buddy--she told me years later she would have gone for me


They have fine friends tho right? ask for a hook up.
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Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2010, 04:46:21 AM »
Hey 'Vesher, it could be worse.

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Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2010, 05:02:18 AM »
how can you be friends with a woman who doesnt find you sexual attractive.

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Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2010, 05:07:16 AM »
how can you be friends with a woman who doesnt find you sexual attractive.
Exactly. The nerve.    >:(

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Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2010, 05:41:51 AM »
Women I am Great friends with but have never had sex with (and  most likely never will)  :-\

of course the obvious one



hooked this one up with a buddy--she told me years later she would have gone for me




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Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
« Reply #16 on: January 16, 2010, 05:48:27 AM »
how can you be friends with a woman who doesnt find you sexual attractive.
There is no way mars

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Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
« Reply #17 on: January 16, 2010, 05:49:18 AM »
how can you be friends with a woman who doesnt find you sexual attractive.

Its called being desperate

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Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
« Reply #18 on: January 16, 2010, 05:54:25 AM »
No worries Josh - at least you can have platonic orgasms via talking...  :D
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Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
« Reply #19 on: January 16, 2010, 06:03:06 AM »
YOU SONOFABITCH..YOU ALMOST HIT THAT?!??!!?

BRAVO ON GETTING CLOSE, AT LEAST

congrats, you took Carlton Fisk's spot on my hero list

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Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
« Reply #20 on: January 16, 2010, 06:04:33 AM »
YOU SONOFABITCH..YOU ALMOST HIT THAT?!??!!?

BRAVO ON GETTING CLOSE, AT LEAST

congrats, you took Carlton Fisk's spot on my hero list
Carlton liked chubby hoes

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Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
« Reply #21 on: January 16, 2010, 06:04:47 AM »
how can you be friends with a woman who doesnt find you sexual attractive.

X2

why would any man have female "friend" that they are not fucking?

what do you guys talk about? which hand bag she is going buy? or the guys that are fucking her brains out?

so basically you are in the "friend zone" and we till take her out, keep her company, let her dump her issues on you and then she goes off and does ass to mouth with another guy?

do you them gifts?


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Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
« Reply #22 on: January 16, 2010, 06:10:48 AM »
Carlton liked chubby hoes

well, his nickname was "Pudge"

seriously, josh OMGH she is smoking

however, i can relate cuz i have hot female friends that i've never made sex with either

...and "no", it isn't because i'm a gay; I'm straight/handsome

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Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
« Reply #23 on: January 16, 2010, 06:34:24 AM »
Women I am Great friends with but have never had sex with (and  most likely never will)  :-\

of course the obvious one



hooked this one up with a buddy--she told me years later she would have gone for me



Fake hair, fake tits, no hips, probably no ass, sexy clothes, a normal good looking face... A lot of woman can achieve that look if they want, but most don't, putting so much effort in your self trying look like that just tell me she miss something else in life, didn't get a lot of attentions as a teenager or something trying to catch up later in life doing like this...well, just normal behavior. Doesn't impress me thou. Pictures like that are shitty to, doesn't tell u very much about the real look. Guys r simple and easy too fool! :D

I see them everywhere, the "trying to catch up type of girls" get some model pictures in some small fitness magazines or some men magazine. Never been interested of them.

A bigger picture on the motorcycle lady would be nice :)

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Re: Let's Look at my Epic Fail
« Reply #24 on: January 16, 2010, 06:36:36 AM »
How can you be too lazy to lose fat?
All you must do is eat less.