Author Topic: MTV's 'The Jersey Shore' (Read 5548 times)

Pete Nice · « **on:** January 16, 2010, 12:08:14 PM »

Is this quite possibly the best reality show ever?

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #1 on:** January 16, 2010, 12:09:46 PM »

Yes.

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JimmyJam1974 · « **Reply #2 on:** January 16, 2010, 12:46:07 PM »

I've never watched it

Pete Nice · « **Reply #3 on:** January 16, 2010, 12:54:10 PM »

The Shore delivers on so many levels.

The Situation is currently being booked for a tour of the various clubs across Italy, and he has fully earned it. The Situation my friends; really, truly, does not give a f*ck

mar10s · « **Reply #4 on:** January 16, 2010, 01:03:30 PM »

Supposedly they get $7,500.00 an appearance. Must be nice. Is that how much Goodrum gets for blessing us on here?

just_a_pilgrim · « **Reply #5 on:** January 16, 2010, 01:21:30 PM »

Quote from: Pete Nice on January 16, 2010, 12:54:10 PM

The Shore delivers on so many levels.

The Situation is currently being booked for a tour of the various clubs across Italy, and he has fully earned it. The Situation my friends; really, truly, does not give a f*ck

He's such a weak fuck though (i mean mentally)

Stark · « **Reply #6 on:** January 16, 2010, 01:22:08 PM »

Quote from: Pete Nice on January 16, 2010, 12:08:14 PM

Is this quite possibly the best reality show ever?

Pete Nice · « **Reply #7 on:** January 16, 2010, 01:25:21 PM »

Bro, I have to be honest here, not once have I ever heard or seen so many people bring up the Situation into various conversation topics. Brian Williams, of NBC nightly news fame, actually brought up the 'Situation.'

This kid was actually trying to get the girl whose friends started drama at the house to come f*ck while the fight was going on (you see this in the background of the clips). That boy was born to "get it in".

Pete Nice · « **Reply #8 on:** January 16, 2010, 01:27:50 PM »

Stark, I take it you have not delved into any episodes with an open mind have you?

just_a_pilgrim · « **Reply #9 on:** January 16, 2010, 01:31:03 PM »

Quote from: Pete Nice on January 16, 2010, 01:25:21 PM

Bro, I have to be honest here, not once have I ever heard or seen so many people bring up the Situation into various conversation topics. Brian Williams, of NBC nightly news fame, actually brought up the 'Situation.'

This kid was actually trying to get the girl whose friends started drama at the house to come f*ck while the fight was going on (you see this in the background of the clips). That boy was born to "get it in".

Yeh and when Snooki was hit he just stood there while the fat dude who also got hit tried to smash him.

Weak as piss

Pete Nice · « **Reply #10 on:** January 16, 2010, 01:34:31 PM »

The "Situation" is a true Inspiration

I'm quite curious as to what his current financial 'situation' is, but I seriously doubt that's at the forefront of his thought plan. Seeing so many people around the world hurting/struggling through these tough economic times really makes you wonder that if people took time out of everyday to have a "Situation" moment, a moment where all you care about is making yourself feel like the most important person on planet would cause a global uplift.

Parker · « **Reply #11 on:** January 16, 2010, 01:41:21 PM »

The situation for "The Situation" is that he is a 28 yr old dude who is getting played by chicks in their early 20's. The situation is dire for "The Situation". Panties should literally melt off of those drunk chicks for him, but they don't. It's like they have "Un-Chasity" belts, and he doesn't have the key.

Flexb · « **Reply #12 on:** January 16, 2010, 01:52:04 PM »

Quote from: Parker on January 16, 2010, 01:41:21 PM

The situation for "The Situation" is that he is a 28 yr old dude who is getting played by chicks in their early 20's. The situation is dire for "The Situation". Panties should literally melt off of those drunk chicks for him, but they don't. It's like they have "Un-Chasity" belts, and he doesn't have the key.

I'm not going to lie, he does have some game, but he's nothing special. There's guys like him and his bunch at every club in the world on an given night, and lots of them. He doesn't pick up hot girls, just average 3am scraps. Plus, these girls see the camera's and know the deal so of course they're going to hop on for the ride to be seen on TV. I'm actually surprised he doesn't get any pretty girls. He's not a bad looking guy, in shape and isn't a total caveman. Maybe he doesn't have game after all. lol

just_a_pilgrim · « **Reply #13 on:** January 16, 2010, 01:55:58 PM »

Quote from: Flexb on January 16, 2010, 01:52:04 PM

I'm not going to lie, he does have some game, but he's nothing special. There's guys like him and his bunch at every club in the world on an given night, and lots of them. He doesn't pick up hot girls, just average 3am scraps. Plus, these girls see the camera's and know the deal so of course they're going to hop on for the ride to be seen on TV. I'm actually surprised he doesn't get any pretty girls. He's not a bad looking guy, in shape and isn't a total caveman. Maybe he doesn't have game after all. lol

Naw the girls won't go all the way on TV and be seen as a total slut, that's his problem.

Parker · « **Reply #14 on:** January 16, 2010, 01:59:01 PM »

Quote from: Flexb on January 16, 2010, 01:52:04 PM

I'm not going to lie, he does have some game, but he's nothing special. There's guys like him and his bunch at every club in the world on an given night, and lots of them. He doesn't pick up hot girls, just average 3am scraps. Plus, these girls see the camera's and know the deal so of course they're going to hop on for the ride to be seen on TV. I'm actually surprised he doesn't get any pretty girls. He's not a bad looking guy, in shape and isn't a total caveman. Maybe he doesn't have game after all. lol

Probably because he's a immature 28 yr old trying to appear hip. But he doesn't have it up stairs...no dude worth his salt in his late 20's hangs out with with the early 20's crowd and calls himself "the situation".
You know the saying when it comes to women, "looks get you in the door..."

Flexb · « **Reply #15 on:** January 16, 2010, 02:00:26 PM »

Quote from: just_a_pilgrim on January 16, 2010, 01:55:58 PM

Naw the girls won't go all the way on TV and be seen as a total slut, that's his problem.

I'll tell you something, girls, especially pretty girls are attention whores! Being seen as a slut these days isn't really a bad thing anyway lol Chicks will do anything to get on TV

Flexb · « **Reply #16 on:** January 16, 2010, 02:06:27 PM »

Quote from: Parker on January 16, 2010, 01:59:01 PM

Probably because he's a immature 28 yr old trying to appear hip. But he doesn't have it up stairs...no dude worth his salt in his late 20's hangs out with with the early 20's crowd and calls himself "the situation".
You know the saying when it comes to women, "looks get you in the door..."

how old are the rest of his housemates?

APE907 · « **Reply #17 on:** January 16, 2010, 02:07:02 PM »

Quote from: Flexb on January 16, 2010, 01:52:04 PM

I'm not going to lie, he does have some game, but he's nothing special. There's guys like him and his bunch at every club in the world on an given night, and lots of them. He doesn't pick up hot girls, just average 3am scraps. Plus, these girls see the camera's and know the deal so of course they're going to hop on for the ride to be seen on TV. I'm actually surprised he doesn't get any pretty girls. He's not a bad looking guy, in shape and isn't a total caveman. Maybe he doesn't have game after all. lol

+1

just_a_pilgrim · « **Reply #18 on:** January 16, 2010, 02:15:40 PM »

Quote from: Flexb on January 16, 2010, 01:52:04 PM

I'm not going to lie, he does have some game, but he's nothing special. There's guys like him and his bunch at every club in the world on an given night, and lots of them. He doesn't pick up hot girls, just average 3am scraps. Plus, these girls see the camera's and know the deal so of course they're going to hop on for the ride to be seen on TV. I'm actually surprised he doesn't get any pretty girls. He's not a bad looking guy, in shape and isn't a total caveman. Maybe he doesn't have game after all. lol

I've met a few guys like this in the last few years. Think they have all that but very insecure. I cop a lot of jealously from them, passive agressive comments etc. They are Fucking bitches when it comes down to it.

Flexb · « **Reply #19 on:** January 16, 2010, 02:29:50 PM »

Quote from: just_a_pilgrim on January 16, 2010, 02:15:40 PM

I've met a few guys like this in the last few years. Think they have all that but very insecure. I cop a lot of jealously from them, passive agressive comments etc. They are Fucking bitches when it comes down to it.

Yea you can tell Mike's insecure. Most decent looking people are, guys and girls. If you saw the last episode where he made a "robbery" on the girl his buddy had just been making out with at the club, that's pretty lame. He was actually proud of it. That shows something kinda wrong with him if you ask me

Parker · « **Reply #20 on:** January 16, 2010, 02:31:18 PM »

Quote from: Flexb on January 16, 2010, 02:06:27 PM

how old are the rest of his housemates?

The other guys are late 20's as well, I think. The girls are early 20's.

Pilgrim, I agreecwith your last statement...and actually it describes Kamali when he first came on the scene.

Flexb · « **Reply #21 on:** January 16, 2010, 02:37:40 PM »

Quote from: Parker on January 16, 2010, 02:31:18 PM

The other guys are late 20's as well, I think. The girls are early 20's.

Pilgrim, I agreecwith your last statement...and actually it describes Kamali when he first came on the scene.

I met Kamali once, hung out with him for a little while that day. He was honestly one of the coolest, down-to-earth pro's I've met. I expected him to be the biggest prick and really had a bad opinion on him before that just for all the rumors and gossip you read on-line and in some of the mags. I was shocked.

Parker · « **Reply #22 on:** January 16, 2010, 02:49:27 PM »

Quote from: Flexb on January 16, 2010, 02:37:40 PM

I met Kamali once, hung out with him for a little while that day. He was honestly one of the coolest, down-to-earth pro's I've met. I expected him to be the biggest prick and really had a bad opinion on him before that just for all the rumors and gossip you read on-line and in some of the mags. I was shocked.

I think he can be, it's just I from around his area (Balt-Wash) and most of the people, even some of his people (Persians) that I have talked too have said that he's a dick at times. Bur to come off like he has in interveiws, Kamali has some sort of Delusion going on, or he knew that that his physique was going to be able to do battle. FFS, he was given his pro card, he thanked that now deceased judge in Flex for his pro card.

shootfighter1 · « **Reply #23 on:** January 16, 2010, 03:02:34 PM »

The show is entertaining. I think they could have gotten better looking girls though. J-Wow is pretty good looking but the other two just ok.

The way these guys get all crazy dancing is pretty goofy. The one guy is juicing, not sure about the rest...arm only weightlifters.

Pete Nice · « **Reply #24 on:** January 16, 2010, 03:26:12 PM »

C'mon Parker, this isn't the early 90's where kids are graduating from college and jumping right into 9 to 5 corporate jobs. It's sad, but it's true, due to the times we are living in a bro like the Situation is enjoying life the best way he knows how....you have to respect that.