When I arrived
inside, and waited for a guard to show my sell a huge (6'2, 250 pounds?) middle eastern dude came to me with a smirk and asked how long sentence I was doing there. I was scared shitless.

He looked like the kinda guy who would abuse someone without a second thought. Luckily I got transferred elsewhere (in the same prison).
Funnily enough one time
inside we were watching in our cell a Mythbusters episode on jailbreak myths.

We might have gotten some ideas.
