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Re: LMAO!!! Whites only basketball league!
« Reply #50 on: January 21, 2010, 12:07:19 AM »
That's called the WNBA.

no, the wnba is terrible, slow, and boring.  the type of play i am talking about is exemplified by the showtime era lakers, or the celtics of the similar era. those teams were lightning fast and deady accurate.  those teams ran fast break after fast break where the ball never touched the ground.  they were the last teams to consistently make basketball look like a beautiful, graceful sport.  jordans teams were never teams... just built around jordan to help him ho one on one.  he was the man no doubt, but hardly team basketball.  the nash led teams of the past decade have been pretty fun to watch.  if they want to have good basketball back, they need to get rid of tatoos (or at least heavily fine them), get rid of the three pointer, make slam dunks worth 1 pt, enforce 3 in the key, enforce traveling, and hey, since everyone can dunk, lets raise the hoop a few inches, why not?  it'll for teams to pass more.

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Re: LMAO!!! Whites only basketball league!
« Reply #51 on: January 21, 2010, 04:24:23 AM »
White men can't jump,
black men can't do maths.

It's like that.

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Re: LMAO!!! Whites only basketball league!
« Reply #52 on: January 21, 2010, 04:52:08 AM »
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/20/whites-only-basketball-le_n_429281.html

 ;D

Lithuania = All White Team  ;)





August 21, 2004,
Lithuania rallies to beat Team USA

ATHENS, Greece  
Team USA turned in its best performance yet in Athens, but still lost to Lithuania. Sarunas Jasikevicius, whose off-target 3-pointer kept his team from pulling off the biggest upset of the 2000 Games, didn't miss when it counted Saturday night in a thrilling 94-90 victory against the United States.

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Re: LMAO!!! Whites only basketball league!
« Reply #53 on: January 21, 2010, 05:18:58 AM »
stick to your caddy figgs!  >:(
Caddy was once known as The Standard of The World, and they produce the majority of the V16s in the world. If anything, the Sultan of Brunei has done more damage to RRs and Bentleys than any black person has. He will drive them into the ground and dump them into the South China Sea. There are tons of them in the water. He also has Pininfarina make him Ferrari 4 doors and station wagons.

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Re: LMAO!!! Whites only basketball league!
« Reply #54 on: January 21, 2010, 06:05:40 AM »
Lithuania = All White Team  ;)





August 21, 2004,
Lithuania rallies to beat Team USA

ATHENS, Greece  
Team USA turned in its best performance yet in Athens, but still lost to Lithuania. Sarunas Jasikevicius, whose off-target 3-pointer kept his team from pulling off the biggest upset of the 2000 Games, didn't miss when it counted Saturday night in a thrilling 94-90 victory against the United States.

Lithuania has just 5 million people but always amazing basketball players. One of a few teams where you shouldn't leave anyone open for a three, not even the center..three...

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Re: LMAO!!! Whites only basketball league!
« Reply #55 on: January 21, 2010, 06:56:22 AM »
Caddy was once known as The Standard of The World, and they produce the majority of the V16s in the world. If anything, the Sultan of Brunei has done more damage to RRs and Bentleys than any black person has. He will drive them into the ground and dump them into the South China Sea. There are tons of them in the water. He also has Pininfarina make him Ferrari 4 doors and station wagons.

http://www.tech-faq.com/blog/rolls-royce-into-audi.html

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Re: LMAO!!! Whites only basketball league!
« Reply #56 on: January 21, 2010, 08:42:11 AM »
Lithuania = All White Team  ;)





August 21, 2004,
Lithuania rallies to beat Team USA

ATHENS, Greece  
Team USA turned in its best performance yet in Athens, but still lost to Lithuania. Sarunas Jasikevicius, whose off-target 3-pointer kept his team from pulling off the biggest upset of the 2000 Games, didn't miss when it counted Saturday night in a thrilling 94-90 victory against the United States.


Um guy, this is not about European players.  No one doubts how great they are.  This is about American White players.  That's where the joke is.  The NBA consists of 70% blacks 20% Euro and other forighneer and 10% Americna white.
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« Reply #57 on: January 21, 2010, 10:02:03 AM »

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Re: LMAO!!! Whites only basketball league!
« Reply #58 on: January 21, 2010, 10:10:40 AM »
Maybe they're trying to avoid this.

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« Reply #59 on: January 21, 2010, 10:21:40 PM »
Just thought of this.  How would a white only team do in the NBA, but of all good white players? 

What would a good team be?  Hmmm

Dirk Nowitski
Kirk Hinrich
Joel Pryzbilla
Rudy Fernandez
Pau Gasol
Chris Kamen (sp?)
Brad Miller
David Lee

What all white teams would you come up with? 

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« Reply #60 on: January 22, 2010, 12:38:17 AM »
Nash
Ginobili
Bargnani
Nowitzki
Kaman

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« Reply #61 on: January 22, 2010, 01:00:33 AM »
Nash
Ginobili
Bargnani
Nowitzki
Kaman
How the hell did I forget about Nash?  Plus Gianobli would be good too. 

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« Reply #62 on: January 22, 2010, 01:12:06 AM »
All the black team would need are

Bryant
LeBron
Garnett
Wade
TMac

probably some I left out, but they would own all the white players regardless of euro or not.

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« Reply #63 on: January 22, 2010, 04:02:29 AM »
All the black team would need are

Bryant
LeBron
Garnett
Wade
TMac

probably some I left out, but they would own all the white players regardless of euro or not.

Switch TMac with Howard and they would...

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Re: LMAO!!! Whites only basketball league!
« Reply #64 on: January 22, 2010, 04:12:26 AM »
Shirts and Skins?

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Re: LMAO!!! Whites only basketball league!
« Reply #65 on: January 22, 2010, 06:02:15 AM »
Could an all white team be competitive against even the suckiest NBA players?

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« Reply #66 on: January 22, 2010, 09:08:27 AM »
Could an all white team be competitive against even the suckiest NBA players?
Not sure would be interesting.  Like I said above, I wonder how an all white team of good players would do.  Too bad society is too sensitive and PC so we will never even see it.  Would be cool kinda like an all star event.   ;D

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Re: LMAO!!! Whites only basketball league!
« Reply #67 on: January 22, 2010, 09:12:33 AM »
All the black team would need are

Bryant
LeBron
Garnett
Wade
TMac

probably some I left out, but they would own all the white players regardless of euro or not.
This would not work, they could not, would not share the ball. Their egos are too big The ball would not hit the ground. This would consist of a group of men with the ball in the middle, running around with arms out-stretched in circles.

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« Reply #68 on: January 22, 2010, 09:17:19 AM »
I think that if you wanted to make an all black team that would be a dominant team, it would be easy because there are thousands of possibilites.  Would be much harder to make an all white championship caliber team.   

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« Reply #69 on: January 22, 2010, 09:24:37 AM »
This would not work, they could not, would not share the ball. Their egos are too big The ball would not hit the ground. This would consist of a group of men with the ball in the middle, running around with arms out-stretched in circles.

Chris Paul
Kobe Bryant
Lebron
kevin Garnett
Howard

VS

Steve nash (he cant guard paul...)
Ginobli (cant guard kobe...kobe shuts him down)
Bargnani (hilarious...def cant guard lebron...total non factor)
Dirk...(cant guard a soul...and garnett can hold him)
Kaman (wow)

outcome

Blacks win 178 - 53

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« Reply #70 on: January 22, 2010, 09:28:20 AM »
Chris Paul
Kobe Bryant
Lebron
kevin Garnett
Howard

VS

Steve nash (he cant guard paul...)
Ginobli (cant guard kobe...kobe shuts him down)
Bargnani (hilarious...def cant guard lebron...total non factor)
Dirk...(cant guard a soul...and garnett can hold him)
Kaman (wow)

outcome

Blacks win 178 - 53
Okay got ya...Who do you have as the All Time best College basketball team?

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« Reply #71 on: January 22, 2010, 09:38:28 AM »
Chris Paul
Kobe Bryant
Lebron
kevin Garnett
Howard

VS

Steve nash (he cant guard paul...)
Ginobli (cant guard kobe...kobe shuts him down)
Bargnani (hilarious...def cant guard lebron...total non factor)
Dirk...(cant guard a soul...and garnett can hold him)
Kaman (wow)

outcome

Blacks win 178 - 53
;D  I bet the white team would be wishing they could bring back Larry Bird and John Stockton. 

  Plus I can't stand KG, can we replace him with Brandon Roy?   :D

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Re: LMAO!!! Whites only basketball league!
« Reply #72 on: January 22, 2010, 10:08:03 AM »
;D  I bet the white team would be wishing they could bring back Larry Bird and John Stockton. 

  Plus I can't stand KG, can we replace him with Brandon Roy?   :D

Portland is not a real NBA team.  8)

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Re: LMAO!!! Whites only basketball league!
« Reply #73 on: January 22, 2010, 10:45:05 AM »
Chris Paul
Kobe Bryant
Lebron
kevin Garnett
Howard

VS

Steve nash (he cant guard paul...)
Ginobli (cant guard kobe...kobe shuts him down)
Bargnani (hilarious...def cant guard lebron...total non factor)
Dirk...(cant guard a soul...and garnett can hold him)
Kaman (wow)

outcome

Blacks win 178 - 53

No way......the brotha's would all be fighting over who gets to shoot the ball.

White guys win in a forfeit when the cops shut them down at halftime, because one pulled a gun on another one....   ;D

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Re: LMAO!!! Whites only basketball league!
« Reply #74 on: January 22, 2010, 10:49:33 AM »
Okay got ya...Who do you have as the All Time best College basketball team?


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