Brock Lesner is a liar - he went hunting

[AC Slater]

source: http://sports.yahoo.com/mma/news?slug=dw-lesnar012010&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

This was a long way from the fall, when illness and weakness caused Lesnar to sit out almost three weeks of training camp as he prepared to fight Carwin in a bout scheduled for November in Las Vegas. When I visited his training camp in October, he complained of being “dead in the ass.” Within weeks he couldn’t work out at all and when doctors couldn’t figure out the medical issue, Lesnar dropped out of the fight.

In an effort to fight depression, he went hunting in Canada where he had a painful diverticulitis attack.

So Cock Chestnar is too sick to train for a fight vs Carwin, but is healthy enough to go hunting in canada?  Give me a break the guy was scared of fighting a guy he wasnt going to be able to bully around.  His whole illness was a lie, generated by the UFC to give him more time to train to fight Carwin because they knew he would get KTFO.

[Fury]

source: http://sports.yahoo.com/mma/news?slug=dw-lesnar012010&prov=yhoo&type=lgns


So Cock Chestnar is too sick to train for a fight vs Carwin, but is healthy enough to go hunting in canada?  Give me a break the guy was scared of fighting a guy he wasnt going to be able to bully around.  His whole illness was a lie, generated by the UFC to give him more time to train to fight Carwin because they knew he would get KTFO.

Was obvious that he was faking this. Dana knew he wasn't up to Carwin's skill level so they concocted this rare illness out of thin air and sent him off to do nothing but train for six months. Now he'll come back in miraculous shape and KO Carwin (probably after Carwin takes a dive).

[slacker]

are you guys high.  How fucking healthy do you have to be to pull a fucking trigger .  He was in no shape to go 5 rounds with anyone.  The fact that you queers keep calling him out just tells the rest of us that you are cock smoking anal loving guys.  Brock would destroy both of you guys in less than 90 seconds.   I'll put money on Brock again and Ill win again.  I made 500 on his last fight because ignorant mother fuckers liek you two know what the fuck it takes to actually fight in MMA

[Spike]

are you guys high.  How fucking healthy do you have to be to pull a fucking trigger .  He was in no shape to go 5 rounds with anyone.  The fact that you queers keep calling him out just tells the rest of us that you are cock smoking anal loving ####.  Brock would destroy both of you #### in less than 90 seconds.   I'll put money on Brock again and Ill win again.  I made 500 on his last fight because ignorant mother fuckers liek you two know what the fuck it takes to actually fight in MMA

can you kick his ass?

his lats are like a pair of 'back off' mudflaps, flappin back and forth when he punches foo's

[slacker]

can you kick his ass?

his lats are like a pair of 'back off' mudflaps, flappin back and forth when he punches foo's

x2  so many fucking haters.   Ill bet good money there is not a single GB member that could beat Brock in a MMA bout

[Doug_Steele]

x2  so many fucking haters.   Ill bet good money there is not a single GB member that could beat Brock in a MMA bout

So, you are saying that you can kick his ass??

[slacker]

So, you are saying that you can kick his ass??

Im not saying I could kick his ass. I would fight him for the right amount of cash.

We are roughly the same size and I have a few years experience on him.

I dont have the trainers/training available to me like he does.   

However you dont see me knocking the man for being sick and calling him a coward.

[Doug_Steele]

Im not saying I could kick his ass. I would fight him for the right amount of cash.

We are roughly the same size and I have a few years experience on him.

I dont have the trainers/training available to me like he does.   

However you dont see me knocking the man for being sick and calling him a coward.

So like, $75 and we can see you in the ring with him?? 

[noworries]

Was obvious that he was faking this. Dana knew he wasn't up to Carwin's skill level so they concocted this rare illness out of thin air and sent him off to do nothing but train for six months. Now he'll come back in miraculous shape and KO Carwin (probably after Carwin takes a dive).

If they knew all this then why did they even sign the deal

[slacker]

So like, $75 and we can see you in the ring with him?? 

American or Canadian funds

[Doug_Steele]

American or Canadian funds

Your choice!  I think that you could take a Lesnar punch for $75 and hell, who knows...maybe some more getbiggers would chip in for more.

[slacker]

Your choice!  I think that you could take a Lesnar punch for $75 and hell, who knows...maybe some more getbiggers would chip in for more.

Im pretty sure I can and if my brain should become mush in the process then I want my winnings to go to ron for server fees

[Doug_Steele]

Im pretty sure I can and if my brain should become mush in the process then I want my winnings to go to ron for server fees

That is a worthy cause! 

[slacker]

That is a worthy cause! 

just lookin out for my getbig family

[slacker]

So has Brock been tapping Snooki's ass yes or no?

Bro what happens at the shore....  Stays at the shore

[Doug_Steele]

So has Brock been tapping Snooki's ass yes or no?

I think that Brock can Tap anything he wants including Swede. 

[TacoBell]

source: http://sports.yahoo.com/mma/news?slug=dw-lesnar012010&prov=yhoo&type=lgns


So Cock Chestnar is too sick to train for a fight vs Carwin, but is healthy enough to go hunting in canada?  Give me a break the guy was scared of fighting a guy he wasnt going to be able to bully around.  His whole illness was a lie, generated by the UFC to give him more time to train to fight Carwin because they knew he would get KTFO.

Its kinda like the time you got pinned cause your sister left practice with Zack and you got distracted.

[disturbia]

Im pretty sure I can and if my brain should become mush in the process then I want my winnings to go to ron for server fees

damn son---gotta respect this

[Doug_Steele]

damn son---gotta respect this

Maybe you can take a punch also.    I could take one but fear the brain damage. 

[slacker]

Maybe you can take a punch also.    I could take one but fear the brain damage. 

small chance of that

[Meso_z]

Im not saying I could kick his ass. I would fight him for the right amount of cash.

We are roughly the same size and I have a few years experience on him.

I dont have the trainers/training available to me like he does.   

However you dont see me knocking the man for being sick and calling him a coward.

[spinnis]

source: http://sports.yahoo.com/mma/news?slug=dw-lesnar012010&prov=yhoo&type=lgns


So Cock Chestnar is too sick to train for a fight vs Carwin, but is healthy enough to go hunting in canada?  Give me a break the guy was scared of fighting a guy he wasnt going to be able to bully around.  His whole illness was a lie, generated by the UFC to give him more time to train to fight Carwin because they knew he would get KTFO.

....And he collapsed before he even got out to start hunting.


Stop taking shit out of context retard.

[PRIVATE RYAN]

I respect Les Brockner
from the Magic Muscle assosiation
for going hunting rather than going
to work.

Great men hunt rather than
work.

[Kwon]

his lats are like a pair of 'back off' mudflaps, flappin back and forth when he punches foo's

Like the lats are determining if you can defeat someone in a fight.

[saopl]

Like the lats are determining if you can defeat someone in a fight.

oh they are, didn't you know?!

pulldowns ftw