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Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
« Reply #50 on: January 22, 2010, 09:32:27 PM »



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Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
« Reply #51 on: January 22, 2010, 09:42:42 PM »
Conan vs. He-Man, who'd win?

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Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
« Reply #52 on: January 22, 2010, 10:06:33 PM »
Conan. And fuck Arnold. Guys need to stop riding his dick.
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Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
« Reply #53 on: January 22, 2010, 10:55:13 PM »
Conan is just not right without Arnold.  ;)

Just like Terminator.


Oh, and I hope this movie bombs. What a fucking joke. I can't stand Hollywood when it comes to casting. Rarely do they get the characters right.


I heard Nasser was up for the role, but was declined due to being too good looking.
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Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
« Reply #54 on: January 22, 2010, 10:57:26 PM »
Nasser...something we can believe in!
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Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
« Reply #55 on: January 23, 2010, 09:26:18 AM »
Just like Terminator.


Oh, and I hope this movie bombs. What a fucking joke. I can't stand Hollywood when it comes to casting. Rarely do they get the characters right.


I heard Nasser was up for the role, but was declined due to being too good looking.

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Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
« Reply #56 on: January 23, 2010, 09:27:23 AM »
Looks as tough and intimidating as a new born kitten ::)

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Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
« Reply #57 on: January 23, 2010, 09:50:26 AM »
conan is gonna to pissed when he finds out he turned into negro

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Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
« Reply #58 on: January 23, 2010, 09:53:52 AM »
conan is gonna to pissed when he finds out he turned into negro

What??  ::)
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Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
« Reply #59 on: January 23, 2010, 09:55:51 AM »
What??  ::)

is there something, "doug_shitheel"?

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Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
« Reply #60 on: January 23, 2010, 09:56:15 AM »
conan is gonna to pissed when he finds out he turned into negro
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Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
« Reply #61 on: January 23, 2010, 10:14:52 AM »
conan is gonna to pissed when he finds out he turned into negro

Negro, Susan?
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Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
« Reply #62 on: January 23, 2010, 10:17:09 AM »
Negro, Susan?

yes, kwon. i'm saying that conan is going to be pissed when he wakes up from his dreams of hearing the lamentation of the women to discover that he turned into a negro. heads will roll.

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Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
« Reply #63 on: January 23, 2010, 10:19:07 AM »
yes, kwon. i'm saying that conan is going to be pissed when he wakes up from his dreams of hearing the lamentation of the women to discover that he turned into a negro. heads will roll.

Now, why would he be turned into a Negro?
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Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
« Reply #64 on: March 02, 2010, 10:29:11 PM »
Susan thinks people from islands like Hawaii are negroes.


He will work up in Northern Ireland later this year. He has been cast in the Game of Thrones for HBO as well.

http://www.thrfeed.com/2009/10/game-of-thrones-cast-with-photos-.html

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Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
« Reply #65 on: March 02, 2010, 10:47:17 PM »
Here is Goodrum the Slobarian
No Worries 4 me

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Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
« Reply #66 on: March 02, 2010, 10:57:27 PM »
How about Triple H the wrestler from wwe?

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Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
« Reply #67 on: March 02, 2010, 11:13:05 PM »
They really should've gone with Bryinarski on this one


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Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
« Reply #68 on: March 02, 2010, 11:54:59 PM »
Boo-hoo poor little white boys want Arnold....predictable
He's not mulatto he's Hawaiian and white.


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Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
« Reply #69 on: March 02, 2010, 11:55:59 PM »
Maybe the story is about Conan lost in the desert without food and water for ten weeks? Or they have hired gh15 for some steroid advice. He will be a monster in 6 weeks.
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Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
« Reply #70 on: March 03, 2010, 12:09:38 AM »
whatever happened to white people?
No doubt about it...

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Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
« Reply #71 on: March 03, 2010, 03:33:05 AM »
That was the movie version. The comics and books are generally him as a badass that becomes more of a badass, usually through killing dark people. White guy fantasies for the win!
The guy who wrote the Conan books was an all out racist, if he was alive today this would not have happend i assure you lol. Some say Conan was supposed to be a red indian, but that is complete horse shit.

I don't give a shit what you say he is Wiggs, with those dreadlocks he definatly has black ancestry.

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In his attitude towards race and racism, Howard has been described as "a product of his time" and he was certainly racist by modern standards. However, the extents of his racist beliefs are debated.[231][232] During Howard's life the concepts of eugenics and an ideal Aryan race were mainstream

Howard used race as shorthand for physical characteristics and motivation. He would also make up some racial traits, possibly for the sake of brevity, such as Sailor Steve Costigan's statement that a "Chinee can't take a punch." This is not and was not an existing stereotype of Chinese people.[234]

"Black Canaan" is one of the most significant of Howard's works when discussing his attitude towards race.[235] It tells the story of an uprising of "swamp guys" led by a magician named Saul Stark, who are defeated by the white Kirby Buckner. Saul Stark's back story is tied to Africa, emphasizing the racial conflict. Another character, The Bride of Damballah, is described in stereotypical manner as a black woman.[236] Howard also wrote "The Last White Man" set in the year 2000 when the black population has overthrown the complacent white race. The hero is a white man, although a Viking-like throwback rather than the rest of the weak white men of the era, who unsuccessfully opposes the black race.

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Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
« Reply #72 on: March 03, 2010, 04:33:45 AM »
I don't give a fuck about Conan's skin-color. A black guy like Michael Clarke Duncan would actually be a pretty cool Conan I think.. but that guy looks like Orlando Bloom with rastas. What type of barbarian is that ?! It seriously makes me think about where this world is heading...

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Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
« Reply #73 on: March 03, 2010, 07:13:00 AM »
I don't give a fuck about Conan's skin-color. A black guy like Michael Clarke Duncan would actually be a pretty cool Conan I think.. but that guy looks like Orlando Bloom with rastas. What type of barbarian is that ?! It seriously makes me think about where this world is heading...

Maybe the new Conan is about how Conan met his wife and how they divorced 2 years later and the fight about the kids, and the horses and stuff.

Conan the desperate House-Barbarian!

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Re: Here is the New Conan the Barbarian
« Reply #74 on: March 03, 2010, 07:16:50 AM »
What a stupid way to screw up a classic. Gunter, Roland, hell even ronnie if they just had to pick a non-white guy.
I won't be watching it and I hope it tanks severely.